Harry has been acting very strange since his detention class with Malfoy... What happened in there? COMPLETE

A collection of excessively fluffy ficlets I wrote to cheer myself up after the epic sob-fest that was Deathly Hallows pt 2. Feel free to leave a prompt! H/D, rated for future chapters.

A series of unrelated oneshots featuring our favourite couple in naughty situations. Requests are more than welcome.

As a rule, Harry Potter will sleep with anyone once, but only once. Draco Malfoy on the other hand, rules out anyone who's visited Potter's bed. Sooner or later they're going to run out of options, but then aren't rules just made to be broken? dm/hp drarry SLASH

3x05: Klaus manages to kidnap Elena from the hospital and resurrects his siblings. Elena becomes the newest member of one extremely dysfunctional family. Elena/Elijah, Elena/Klaus, Elena/Kol, Elena/Finn.

Harry & Draco return to Hogwarts for their Eight Year, and Harry just can't seem to control himself around the blonde.. MatureSexualContent.. in later chapters anyway. Slashy goodness! Also, gratuitous use of curse words.. umm, the non-magical variety:

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

new Headmistress Umbridge posted many ridiculous decrees but Decree Number Twenty-Six is just insane; girls and boys must be at least 8 inches apart. Furious, Harry Potter storms the halls until he overhears Draco complaining about the same decree only to have his dirty secret revealed... Harry(T)/Draco(B) Drarry, some Harry/Cedric, M rating comes in later, books/movies mix world

They hated each other, right? It was only ever about the sex, right? That time when Bellamy's an asshole and Clarke is really quick to anger. Rated M for smutty-ishness and language.

George's latest invention - designed to reveal students' dirtiest secrets - causes mayhem at Hogwarts, especially since both Harry and Ginny refuse to go anywhere near it. And what was Malfoy doing in the Gryffindor quidditch showers? EWE, Drarry (of course), various other pairings

Damon forced Elena to turn off her humanity, but now he's trying to get her to turn it back on. Will it work? Or will Elena go on a blood-filled rampage with someone she thought she hated? (Kolena, Elejah, & Klena)

It's Eighth Year at Hogwarts and Harry and Draco seem to hate each other more than ever before. Somebody has had enough and cursed them both, binding them together until they find a cure. Will they destroy one another completely or find a heaven buried beneath their hell? HP/DM Drarry SLASH!

Sequel to Dark Days of Christmas. Back at School the Slytherin's miss causing mischief and decide to brew a love potion to make Draco declare his undying love for Harry Potter. However, after waiting a week with no results the Slytherin's can't understand what went wrong. It isn't until much later that Blaise figures out why. It's not his fault. No one ever reads the introductions!

Bellamy finds something in the forest and shows Clarke first. Smut ensues.

HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.

Creature!Fic. When Harry recieves a creature inheritance on his sixteenth birthday, he has no idea what he is, or what his new traits will entail. Harry's life has never been normal, and he's about to discover things that he never would have known.

Harry's life isn't what he wishes it was, so how does it change when a potion goes wrong in Potion's class during his last year at Hogwarts? Read to find out. Rated M for future chapters. Contains violence/abuse at the beginning. Male/Male Slash.

Unknown to them, Draco and Harry find themselves as chatroom friends and now, are almost best friends, save for the fact that each thinks the other is a muggle. What happens when they are made to share living quarters when they return to Hogwarts for their 8th year.

Harry Potter finds himself lonely living in Grimmauld place on his own. He decides he needs a roommate. Draco Malfoy is sick of living with his mother, he is now twenty-five after all. He decides he needs to move out. WARNING - Eventual Harry/Draco, mentions and examples of other relationships throughout.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes has a prototype that Fred and George think will be a big hit - candies based off of the four Hogwarts Houses that promise to "Unleash your inner Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff!". Now, if only they could find some test subjects… WARNINGS: AU!Hogwarts, HPDM, OOCness that is completely justified...

Another Holiday short. On Valentine's Day Harry receives a bouquet of roses with a mysterious note attached. The note says he must figure out who the sender is by the end of the day in order to get his final present, using the clue the sender leaves. Will Harry be too oblivious to figure out who the sender is? Yes. But maybe Hermione can help. Harry and Draco, Drarry, slash. yay!

The Gryffindors are getting sold off for a charity event.What happens when a certin Slytherin buys a certin Gryffindor. What will he make him do? top!Draco bottom!Harry SLASH! don't like don't read R&R!

Chaos ensues after Harry proposes to Draco on their three-year anniversary. The two must plan a wedding around their fighting friends, warring families, and each other's stubbornness. EWE, post-war, disregarding Remus, Sirius, and Colin's deaths and the fact that gay marriage is not legal in the UK. Rated M for later chapters.

[HPDM 8th Year EWE] This time it's a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. Expect Mind-Magic Classic HD Clichés & Soul Mates (extra smut added at end due to popular request)

HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.

If you asked Harry how he got into Malfoy Manor, he couldn't tell you. If you asked him why he was currently under Draco's bed, he wouldn't know. Because apparently, sudden memory loss is a side effect of shock, and Harry is very shocked to find a piece of parchment entitled 'Dear Potter, if I were dating you' under Draco's bed, clearly in Malfoy's handwriting. Abandoned - sorry!

Draco and Harry finally reveal their relationship a bit impromptu. EWE.

Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH

Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS

Harry is a teacher at a preparatory school for young wizards and witches, and that is where he meets five-year-old Scorpius Malfoy. His fascination for the boy grows as their bond strengthens through teaching and learning. It isn't long before Draco is drawn into an evolving relationship.

Harry and his friends decide to have a people auction to raise money so Hagrid can get a new pet dragon. Things get rough when Draco Malfoy is Harry's highest bidder and becomes his personal slave. So what is Draco's full intentions? GW/HP eventually HP/DM. Slash.

:O ITS BACK! The Hogwarts final year's experience potentially the most horrific event of their lives; caring for a flour baby. Guess who Harry got paired with? HP/DM slash, Warnings inside 1st Chapter.

7 years old and Innocent, Draco and Harry meet, forming an immediate bond. But when they get older, where does that innocence go? Child!Harry Child!Draco But later on will be EXTREME LEMON, Drarry, VERY SLIGHT promiscuity, but loads of love!

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

Draco doesn't want to mow the lawn. The resulting sequence of events sparks a War.

Harry and Draco loose a bet and are in skirts for a day. Moral of the Story? Don't mess with Hermione. HPDM SLASH smut in next chapter two-shot really

Draco has a naughty dream about someone with green eyes and black hair. Does a run in with the famous Harry Potter in the middle of the night lead to a realization? DracoxHarry sex and language! hating is bad 3 NewyorkBeat13

Camping with smut & lemons 8th year fic

Post-war Hogwarts. Dom! Harry Sub! Draco. Harry just wants some alone time in the library with his boyfriend, is that really too much to ask? Warning: m/m relationship, blowjob, mention of spanking

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.

When his boyfriend Terry dumps him in a muggle club, Harry's ready to give up dating altogether until he overhears Terry making a bet with Draco Malfoy to get Harry into bed in under a month. Now the sparks are about to fly? DM/HP,RW/BZ,HG/Theo. R&R PLZ!

Ron and Hermione seeing how close Harry and Ginny are try and help Harry overcome his shyness and look for a spell to use to give him the push to confess his feelings. Unbeknown to them, it isn't Ginny who Harry loves. Romance/friendship also humour.R&R

Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their eighth year. Pansy Parkinson has an idea. Draco wants something. So does Harry. Will they get what they want? Rated M for later chapters! OOC boyxboy, Don't like, please don't read!

With no one else left to confide in, Harry finds comfort in talking to his new cat, finding that having something to spill your secrets to without worry of judgment is very therapeutic. But those blonde hairs and silver eyes remind him of something... D/H

Major smut warning. HPDM Some anal play, D/s, rimming, and fluff at the end. Please rate and review!

When Draco Malfoy enters the same pub as Harry and his friends, things take an interesting turn. "If you don't go over there right this minute," Hermione paused, and smirked at Harry. "Then I will."

Harry has never enjoyed being in the Slytherin's presence. So having to spend what could be the rest of eternity literally stuck to him? He had a feeling he would be having migraines much more often. Drarry.

Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.

When Pansy comes to Draco nearly three years after the war to ask for his help with none other than an abused and fragile Harry Potter, what could he do but say yes? After all, he had been in love with Harry since they were eleven.

When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.

Sequel to 'Ginny the intruder' This is basically what happens after Ginny tells everyone Harry has a boyfriend and how Harry and Draco deal with it.

Draco loves it when Harry takes control. PWP.

It was supposed to be only sex, they were both clear on that. Of course 'love' had to go and ruin everything and Draco gets the surprise of a lifetime. This Christmas will be something special indeed.

Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.

Harry's having girl problems, Ron and Hermione think they're doing the right thing, and Draco's the Matchmaker of Hogwarts. In a situation such as this, trouble is guaranteed.

The sexual tension finally becomes too much for Draco, and Harry accepts it willingly. AN: A one-shot lemon between Draco and Harry done in two parts for length reasons.

After the war, the 8th year students at Hogwarts are required to take a new class in their final year. The students get paired up and- -well, you get the picture. AU. Which means some characters will be alive even though they aren't supposed to be. *IN THE PROCESS OF MAJOR EDITING: CURRENTLY EDITED UP TO CHAPTER 18. READ AT OWN COST*

Harry is out on a midnight stroll when he finds a...four year old Draco! P.S. I know I suck at summaries. But please read.

Harry doesn't like Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy can't stay away. Instincts can be very hard to resist... VeelaDraco, VeelaHarry, HP/DM rated M for later chapters. A hopefully original take on the Veelas

Draco goes on a nightly stroll in the Forbidden Forest after having had too many drinks in the Slytherin common room... In no time, he is in need of being rescued. In comes Harry, ever the hero. PWP, EWE, mature content

Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love

What are you going to do when your rival turns himself into a ferret and crawls up your leg? Read and find out what our favorite Gryffindor did.

Draco accidentally pours de-aging potion over Harry, leaving Harry as a baby. Draco is forced to look after Harry as punishment. What will happen as Harry grows up?

A take on spin the bottle and a game of dirty dice..

Harry is dragged to a game of truth or dare by Hermione and Padma. Little did he know that they had invited a few Slytherins along, Slytherins with blonde hair, stormy eyes and porcelain skin. Great.

An update, after all these years! A new class is added to Hogwarts that isn't suitable for students under 6th year. Surprise people end up naked and on display! SLASH SLASH SLASH! SS/HP HP/DM

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy redefine the Potter/Malfoy dynamic, running around Hogwarts practically glued at the hip. They are fast friends indeed, but does one of them want something more? Slashy Scorpius/Albus, lemony in Ch2

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence

Scorpius Malfoy knows what he wants, but how exactly to get there? Harry/Scorpius

Harry's been cursed by a necklace that has turned him into a cat, landing him in Magical Menagerie.Draco has purchased a strange black cat with haunting emerald eyes. Can they come together in this way, despite their past? Drarry. Rated for later chapters

title says it all...Harry and Draco sitting in a potions class...slash HP/DM-Don't like, don't read!

Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.

Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.

So here's a sexy one shot about Harry and Draco starting an affair based just on sex, but turning into something more. This is barely more than Porn without a plot, but I promise that it's good. THIS IS A HARD M. MINORS DO NOT VIEW.

It seems professor McGonagall can come up with quite interesting punishments

Harry find's someone in his hiding spot among the trees. HP/DM Smutty Smutty Fest YAY!

The Houses have a party and end up playing Spin the Bottle. It's set during seventh year after the war. Just a smutty/fluffy little thing I came up with.

Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.

What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Harry can't seem to get Draco's odd behavior off of his mind, so he sneaks off to ask him why he's not being a prick. HP/DM rated M

Harry and Draco spend a little quality time together

Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM

The night after the Sectumsempra incident, Draco is in the Hospital Wing, depressed and in despair over all the things happening in his life. Then Harry comes along... HP/DM Rated with reason :3

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

It's about Truth or Dare, except it's not really about Truth or Dare at all. Or: there is alcohol and a bunch of twenty-somethings play embarrassing party games.

SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ

Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

A simple game of Truth or Dare will cause a chain of events during which Harry Potter will find out a little about those he thought he knew, and those he knew he didn’t. But he doesn’t yet know that he will find himself as well...