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Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then i will find out where he lives, kidnap him, torture him, and then kill him for blasphemy. Feel the same? You know the drill!

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Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

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If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

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If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile.

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If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

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There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, Starcraftrules99

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you are odd and proud of it, you know the drill.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you often read three or more books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.