Or perhaps in Slytherin, You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends;

Esentials...

House: Slytherin
Wand: Willow, Serpent Scale, 10 3/4''
Wizarding Job: Psychologist at Azkaban
Animagus: Burrowing Owl
Patronus: Lanner Falcon
Quidditch Position: Beater

The Age Old "About Me"

I'm Laney, and I'm not very interesting. But I do like to write. I will be the first to admit that I have a slight problem sticking to my stories. I've started countless fics and just lost interest. Or more accurately, they were CRAP.

Nevertheless, follow me for more insight :)

http://www.twitter.com/laneyWOW

Now, however, I feel inspired. And I do love challenges. It's time for a new fic. My recent obsession? The lovely little Astoria Greengrass. Just who is she, and how did she steal the heart of one Draco Malfoy? Would she be a brave Gryffindor? Ironically winning over the affections of the Slytherin prince? Or perhaps a Ravenclaw. We all know Draco wouldn't stand a bimbo. He needs a challenge. A Hufflepuff would be a challenge. But let's not forget who we're dealing with. A true Slytherin, then? Someone to challenge him with her wit and mind? Who knows? (Well, I suppose JKR does, but we won't know unless said Encyclopedia includes an indepth depiction of Miss Greengrass.)