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Joined 08-17-15, id: 7050320, Profile Updated: 08-28-17
Author has written 5 stories for Team Fortress 2.

Hello all,

I write Team Fortress 2 fics, and I try to avoid AU or OC main characters.

My main posting area is archiveofourown due to its ability to allow small editing changes quickly. If you think that some part of a text looks weird, look for it on the Archive under posting name The_Idonian. It might have been fixed there.

I do not take requests except for rare instances, so if you're going to try and ask be forewarned. I will not take a perfectly good character and change them to suit your whims because you think that they'd be better that way. If you want that, find someone else.

Do you want to know the truth? I've never played TF2. Everything I've written is the result of extensive research and a great love for doing things right.

I write with accents, but if you want a cleaned up version feel free to email me at blacklocust18@gmail.com. It may take me a while to get back to you (what with having to rewrite a whole document and all...), but that's a more private way of getting my attention.

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The Shrine by jukehero461
The Kid lands back in the Bastion just before he heads off to the Tazal Terminals to deal with Zulf; before he goes though, he decides to visit the Shrine and give the gods a good telling off. One-Shot, Rated T for Language, please review.
Bastion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6 - Kid - Complete
Machines Don't Bleed by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 242,206 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Gray Mann - Complete
Singing into the Void by ResidentOwl reviews
Response to an old kmeme: Samuel is not an alchemist and a half-vial is still enough for a prolonged, painful death without treatment. When Corvo begins to deteriorate while detained by the Whalers, Daud is faced with a difficult choice: does his desire for penance over the Empress' murder extend to saving the life of her Lord Protector? Low Chaos Corvo. Low Chaos Daud.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Corvo A., Daud, Emily K., Jessamine K. - Complete
The Rogue Squadron Calendar, Swimsuit Edition by Mayhem21 reviews
Following the reformation of Rogue Squadron by Commander Wedge Antilles, certain officials have decided that this is too good a PR moment to pass up. Legends universe, set during "Star Wars X-Wing: Rogue Squadron".
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Wedge A. - Complete
The Decision by LittleZbot reviews
One-Shot. One week after The Kid makes his decision, everything is still kinda normal. The Kid explores the surface, looking for survivors, Rucks pilots the Bastion, Zulf stays in his tent all day, and Zia... Zia just breathes.
Bastion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Kid, Zulf, Zia, Rucks - Complete
Reset by Emotistic Optimistic reviews
As Judge for King Asgore Dreemurr, Sans has seen a lot of strange stuff. But when he wakes up with the feeling that something is completely wrong, he decides it's time to investigate with the only monster who could know what was happening: Royal Scientist W.D. Gaster.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,215 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Sans, Gaster - Complete
The Legend of the Free Man: The Battle of Black Mesa by ElvenWhovian reviews
Written by ElvenWhovian with contributions by Starry-nightengale and the-royal-sketchbook. This story is a medieval/fantasy retelling of the video game Half-life, set in the same world as the Portal/Portal 2 fanfiction "The Trial of the Bow" (Also written by Elvenwhovian and co.) All Valve characters belong to Valve.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/20/2016
Tales from the Town of Salem by DeadLight63 reviews
The town of Salem holds many tales. From the maniacal Serial Killer to the law enforcing Sheriff, all have their stories in the normally quiet town...
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/18/2015
Invictus by vetty123 reviews
, or The Abso-bleeding-lutely Unconventional Poem-Fic. Zulf was left to die. The Kid, torn by his decision, chooses the Restoration path and winds the clock back in order to change things. Unfortunately, the gods have other plans. And at the end of it all, the answer to the final question: Who is Rucks, and how does he know The Kid? Two-shot. No pairings.
Bastion - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Kid, Rucks, OC - Complete
To Keep the World Turning by Leif Ericsson reviews
A storm is raging over the Discworld. In Lancre and Ankh-Morpork, the waters are rising and some people, notably a few witches, wizards, coppers, and the granddaughter of Death, worry this could mean the end of their world... unless they do something first. Written as a tribute to the late Sir Terry Pratchett, this story seeks to honor his beloved world and characters.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2015
The Trial of the Bow by ElvenWhovian reviews
A retelling of the Portal and Portal 2 story set as a Medieval fairytale.  Written by ElvenWhovian with contributions by Starry-Nightengale.  All Valve characters belong to Valve. All Blue Sky influences are inspired by Waffles' excellent work.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Oracle Turret
Déjà vu by TheMancer reviews
The Kid meets some of the Survivors before the Calamity. What danger will follow the Kid this time? What will he remember?
Bastion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Kid, Zulf, Zia, Rucks - Complete
A Chance by Jacktastic99
An old man, left to the Bastion, remembers those he once fought for. Alone, tired, and weary of the world, he would give anything to rest. But this story needs to be told. At least, to him it does.
Bastion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Kid - Complete
This Thing Like Seeing by BabyCharmander reviews
AU. Wheatley is saved from exile in space at the cost of his eyesight. The blinded core must now work together with a certain mute test subject to survive in the outside world, but figuring out how to communicate isn't their only problem.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Countdown by egelantier reviews
Zulf, from the beginning.
Bastion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Kid, Zulf, Zia - Complete
I'll Be Home for the Holidays by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,667 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
We Have Captured the Enemy's Intelligence by ChaosandMayhem reviews
"Panic meant fear. Fear meant weakness. And being weak in front of these men would earn him no mercy." It's a bad day to be the RED Spy. Quick oneshot. Rated T for Torture.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Spy, Engineer - Complete
Semper Fi by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Always loyal. No matter what.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Forgiveness by Rose Jennison reviews
Zulf is troubled after his return to the Bastion, and Rucks succeeds where Zia and Kid failed. -one shot- -no slash-
Bastion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Rucks, Zulf - Complete
One Scout, Two Scout, RED Scout, BLU Scout by ChaosandMayhem reviews
The BLU Scout thought he knew the rules of a rivalry...and none of those rules involved babysitting that idiot RED Scout. Another 'deleted scene' oneshot from Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Scout - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Momma's Honor by ChaosandMayhem reviews
A boy will go to any lengths to protect his Ma. Spy/Scout's Ma oneshot. Rated T just to be safe.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Trust by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Sometimes, it's nice to have your faith in other people rewarded. The 'deleted scene' from Eight Mercenaries And A Toddler. SPOILER-RIFIC, EVERYBODY! Rated T for language.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
The Hippocratic Suggestion by ChaosandMayhem reviews
Concerning a certain doctor on a cold night during WWII. Oneshot, rated T for general unpleasantness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Medic - Complete
Artificial Morality by BabyCharmander reviews
They had minds brilliant enough to create the greatest artificial intelligence in the world, yet minds insensitive enough to ignore the horrors they'd committed to create it. And it was those minds that tried to give her morality.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - GLaDOS, Morality Core - Complete
In Pieces by bamboojunkie reviews
The Kid gets a moment of respite.
Bastion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kid, Zia - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Kick by wafflestories reviews
Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Final Choice by Corellia's Dream reviews
NJO-era AU story about Wedge. War isn't just about the soldiers, it's about civilians too. Victory may come at a dreadful cost. There will be four parts to the story. Wedge, Leia, Han
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Wedge A., Leia O. - Complete
Fine Dining by Rogue Leader
Wedge and Tycho review a restaurant. My 2009 Rogues/Wraiths Fic-a-Thon entry. The prompts were 'Tauntaun', 'enthusiasm', and 'challenge'
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Wedge A., T. Celchu - Complete
I Had Trousers When I Got Here by otahyoni reviews
A moment during those missing, and highly intriguing, hours Wedge spent in Iella's apartment that infamous night in Starfighters of Adumar. Wedge/Iella
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Wedge A. - Complete
The Death of Tycho Celchu by Sherlock reviews
Second story in the series of Rogue pilots and their deaths... This time, Tycho meets his end.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2007 - T. Celchu, Corran H. - Complete
Surprise! by Sherlock reviews
Wedge Antilles returns from Adumar, and finds a package on his desk, labled "from Wes"
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Wedge A., W. Janson
Exit Interviews by Casira reviews
Now complete! Susan, in between jobs; a stranger, in between planes of existence; and a few lessons for the teacher-to-be....
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Complete
Numbers by Sherlock reviews
Wedge doing the one thing he hates most in the galaxy...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2002
XWing: Ambush by Sherlock reviews
A novel by Susan Hill: Returning from a routine mission, Wedge Antilles is captured by a Moff who wants revenge for Endor. His friends must band together to save him from certain death...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Wedge A., Corran H. - Complete
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Sandstorm reviews
A courier carrying top secret intelligence is found dead in the desert, the briefcase and killer gone without a trace, and it is up to Miss Pauling to track down both. But as she and the men of RED dive deeper, someone is always a step ahead. Soon classified information is stolen at an alarming rate, and if Miss Pauling can't figure it out in time, the Badlands will change forever…
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Sniper, Spy, The Administrator, Miss Pauling - Complete
A Vision in Salt reviews
This is a little drabble associated with The Devil Came Down to Teufort, in which we get a window into the mind of Pyro. Pyro sees the world a little differently than the others. Call it intuition, madness, or something in-between, Pyro knows exactly what's wrong with Medic. But when someone sees the truth, the biggest challenge can be getting other people to see it too.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2015 - Heavy, Medic, Pyro - Complete
Behind Those Eyes
In this one-shot story, RED Spy considers the terrifying aftermath of his first encounter with Medic after he returns to the battlefield. Behind those eyes, the war didn't end. A drabble from The Devil Came Down to Teufort
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Medic, Spy - Complete
The Devil Came Down to Teufort reviews
When a battle goes terribly wrong, Medic becomes trapped in the most terrifying place he can imagine- his own mind. He's not alone either. What would you do if you came face to face with your own inner demons? This is not just the story of how a popular song came to life with a Team Fortress 2 twist. This is the story of how Medic picked up the violin again.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy - Complete
Ultimate reviews
When confronted by a stranger in need, Spy learns that even the simplest of promises can become a vicious game against the Administrator. The stakes are high, the consequences of failure higher, and it will take all of Spy's skills to fulfill a task that he has become honor bound to complete. In other words, this is the story of how Spy briefly coached an Ultimate Frisbee team.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Medic, Sniper, Spy, The Administrator - Complete