Hi, I'm just your regular FanFiction author, the one who is interested in Pokémon, Sims, Percy Jackson (any series, but not the movies), Harry Potter, Twilight, Star Wars, Avatar (the movie with the blue dudes), and more.

Basics about me.

I'm a teenager who's in high school.

I'm Female, absolutely no doubt about that.

No, my real name is not 'Rebecca' but I wished it was for a very long time.

I view myself as weird and most likely crazy/mad, feel free to call me that all you want because I'll just take it as a complement.

I am currently writing a book, so updates on any fanfiction I upload are going to be few and far between, cause I'm a forgetful person.

I am human, (despite my neighbour claiming that I am a vampire and despite the fact that used to believe that my whole family were supernatural creatures (dad was a vampire, my older brothers were both were-wolves, my mum was a fairy, and my sister was a witch)) so don't expect me to be perfect.

I am clumsy as anything, I trip over everything going into Japanese class, I managed to slam a car door on my thumb, I trip on mats at the worst of times when I don't need more drama (such as at the x-ray place when I'm just about to get an x-ray done), I am constantly getting my toes caught on things, and I get fingers wrenched into odd positions trying to catch things falling out of the freezer. I even fell out of a tree once when my mum didn't know I was out there. I honestly thought I was going to land on my head while I was falling but I luckily landed on my gluteus maximus (or butt if you don't know what a gluteus maximus is).

I first swore when falling down a set of stairs at the age of three, my mum asked me how I knew that word and I replied by saying that my siblings had said it and they got in trouble. Mum didn't even tell me to not say it again, but I got the message from the tongue lashing mum gave them.

I dropped my mum's car keys down a drainage pipe as a toddler when we were building our current house, they were never retrieved and are probably still down there... somewhere.

As a child, I hated writing, I couldn't spell, sentence structure was a pain, and don't get me started on grammar and punctuation, but I made up stories out loud constantly, after years of pestering, my mum and sister finally got me to start writing down one of my stories. It is now the first book I have ever gotten close to finishing at over three-quarters done, and I have become paranoid about spelling and grammar so much that I correct other people in collaboration spaces!

I have three 'modes' in life that determine how I act. Most of the time, I am in 'hermit' mode, meaning I hole myself up in my room or the school library in my spare time. If you get me into a good or happy mood, then I am in 'bubbly' mode, meaning I end up acting a lot like Luna Lovegood, but less crazy? No, I know I'm still crazy, just not in the same way Luna is. The last mode is my 'annoyed/philosophical' mode, meaning I get annoyed easily and I rant and ramble a lot about philosophical things such as life and what our lives mean in the grand scheme of things, yet my friends somehow accept this, I still don't know why because I could go for hours when it comes to things like that, or anything I'm passionate about. Somehow, people still are capable of keeping up with my separate modes, I hope you all manage to do the same, but I don't blame you if you can't, I have trouble keeping up with myself too. Okay, now I sound insane...

I'm that girl who reads books, plays Pokémon and Sims, writes fan-fiction and actual books, but spends little time with her family.

I'm that girl who didn't dream of riding a unicorn or a Pegasus as a princess when they were a little girl, but instead dreamed of being a strong warrior riding a dragon into battle with full battle armour on, waving a sword around.

I'm that girl who was bullied in grade five because she was unpopular and didn't fit social norms.

I'm that girl who tried so hard to fit in, but abandoned all hope in fitting in because she realised that life isn't fair.

I'm that girl who started taking the insult 'You're weird' as a complement and thanked her tormenters.

I'm that girl who rants about philosophical topics such as life on a bus to her three-years-younger friend on the bus.

I'm that girl who no longer cares how society treats her, because insults don't make any marks, at least, not anymore, because she's already seen the truth on what society really is: a hierarchy of fake identities and masks.

Copy and paste the above comment if you know you are 'that girl' or you can see the same truth about society.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be annoying and delusional.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Repost this if you are against stereotypes.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If your obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.
Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.
Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.
A writer is a person who wishes.
A writer is a person who escapes.
A writer is a person who lives.
A writer is a person who is not afraid.
A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.
A person who believes.
A person who understands.
A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.
I wish for a world where war is just a myth.
I escape into a world where I can predict the future.
I live in a world of joy and mystery.
I am not afraid of the world I create.
I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try.
I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.
I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.
I know, in ways that others deny.

Signed,

Azariosiza

Leixym

PKAquaFlame

japaneserockergirl

CharmedGatekeeper

Sally the Lioness

Red Roses1000

RebeccaMagic9

If you are writer and believe in these then copy and paste this on your profile and write your name underneath 'Signed'.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97,DrakonOwl21195, Red Roses1000, RebeccaMagic9

You know that girl? The one who's always reading?

You know that girl? The one who you roll your eyes at?

You know that girl? The one with more books than friends?

You know that girl? The one who you talk about behind her back?

You know that girl? The one who doesn't have a boyfriend?

You know that girl? The one who can never start a good conversation?

You know that girl? The one that you think is so lame?

Yeah, that girl. The one who reads to escape.

Yeah, that girl. The one who's seen you laugh and roll your eyes at her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who finds more comfort in books than in people.

Yeah, that girl. The one who knows the rumors about her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who thinks fawning over boys who will never notice her is stupid.

Yeah, that girl. The one who feels uncomfortable talking to you because she knows your opinion of her.

Yeah, that girl. The one who never fits in.

Well, that girl has dreams. Big dreams. Some day she will live those dreams. What she doesn't have in popularity and 'coolness', she makes up in determination. Some day, her name will be remembered by everyone while yours will be forgotten. Some day, she will come out of her cocoon as a beautiful butterfly, while you're just an annoying fly.

You know that girl? Yeah, that's me.

Copy and paste this into your profile if this relates to you.

WE ARE GIRLS: We run around the house while we brush our teeth. We read the shampoo bottle in the shower. We laugh at our own jokes before we tell them. We can read a sentence 10 times without understanding it. We push doors, even when the bold letters in front of us say pull. We say "What?" even if we have understood everything someone has said. We hate it when the wind messes up our hair. We can see the same movie 10 times. We have to call our own phone to find it. We can look at the clock without seeing what time it is. We turn the pillow over to lie on the cold side. We set the alarm clock to ring earlier in the morning so we can lay in longer. Before we go to bed, we calculate how many hours we get to sleep. We try and do things before the microwave beeps. We close the fridge door really slow to see if the light stays on. We try to balance the light switch between on and off. Put this on your profile, and bold the things you do, if this is the kind of girl you are.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose - me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don't let go.

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you, give her your attention.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.

When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything - When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's okay, don't believe it - talk with her, because 10 years later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you - Tease her and let her tease you back - Stay up all night with her when she's sick - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid - Give her the world - Let her wear your clothes - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her - Let her know she's important - Kiss her in the pouring rain.

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys - post this as: "I'd Be This Boyfriend".
Girls - post this as: "A True Boyfriend " or "What A Boyfriend Should Do".

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to learn Japenese copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have many ideas, but become too lazy to write them, copy and post this onto your profile.

If you have lots of ideas but never find time to write/type them, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish you had enough time to write/type your ideas, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Whistlesong of Icefang, Frost Fire, Tsukihime nee, KoreanGal5, Silverfox37/Kage no Akuma-Shadow Demon, Girby-Anime-Apples, Hitsugaya Taicho, blackthunder whitefire, Shea Yuu, Dia Newman, xXx.Tigerblade.xXx, angelslaugh, RebeccaMagic9

How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. "I wonder why I talk to myself so much?")

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. "Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’")

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, "Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!"

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

"Somehow, in some way that was all your fault."

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Aliens do exist. They just don't give a damn about us.

It's ok, I won't bite. I'm a pathological liar, not a dog.

I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine. And you will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

"If men could hug like teenage girls, there'd be no more wars." -(Robby Ray Stewart, Hannah Montana).

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain...

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Life in a vacuum sucks...

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.

I didn't fall. The floor just needed a hug.

Don't hate CONGRATULATE!

I'm inspired, interrupt my train of thought and I'll stab you.

What's this thing you call normal? Is it contagious?! OMG!! Don't touch me I might catch your NORMAL!!!

Be a Leader NOT a follower.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.

When I grew up I was BLACK.

When I'm sick I'm BLACK.

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.

When I'm cold I'm BLACK.

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK.

When you grow up you're WHITE.

When you're sick, you're GREEN.

When you go in the sun you turn RED.

When you're cold you turn BLUE.

And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Emmett's the strongest.

Rosalie's the hottest.

Edward's the fastest.

Bella's the clumsiest

Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (I've done an 800 pg. book with massive pages in two days)

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teens would suffocate if Justin Beiber said it wasn't cool to breath anymore...copy & paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2% that would be laughing their asses off.

If you've got godly blood in your veins (or are just a PJO freak) copy and paste this into your profile!

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

When my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

Whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

Whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

Whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

Whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

Whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Best friend : They ask you for their number ('couse they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince. Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda. Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move. Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food. Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door. Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a bunch of story ideas and beginnings stashed away somewhere, but you’re to lazy/embarrassed to put them out there... copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST be an ignorant fence sitter.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I've been HURT before so I MUST be a crazy freak who won't talk to any men

I'm from CALIFORNIA so I MUST shoot whipped-cream out of my boobs

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be an outcast loser

I have ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS so I MUST hurt everyone that bugs me.

I'm into my APPEARANCE, so I MUST be an extremely girly-girl

I'm FRIENDS WITH LESBIANS, so I MUST be a lesbian too.

I like to TEXT instead of TALK on the phone, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a New Zealander, so I MUST love sheep

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labelled.

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You Like Being in Charge

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

3/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

4/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

3/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

4/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren't afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me."

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

1/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

HECATE

Being called 'crazy' is a compliment

You like magic

You like Harry Potter

You're bold

You hate when people think you're the bad guy

You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy

You couldn't care less about fashion

Teddy bears are lethal in your hands

You like being different from everybody else

You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

10/10

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

OFFICIAL NOTICE!

I am currently trying to write a Pokémon story that has Ash competing in a tournament.

Unfortunately, my creative side has gone missing and I have only made four out of thirty-one contestants (five out of thirty-two if you count Ash, but who honestly does?).

If you want an OC in this tournament, send me a PM with your creation, there are a few rules for you to follow. I am also accepting OCs for throughout the story.

1. The OC must have six Pokémon of around eighth gym strength (unless they aren't competing in the tournament (no, it isn't the Kalos Legue)) and older than the age of 12.

2. The OC must be constructed using a certain 'OC form' which I will put below.

3. I am only going to be accepting ONE mega evolving team in total from any one who puts forth an entry, all others will either be disregarded or they just won't mega evolve.

4. I will only accept TWO ninja OCs, TWO psychic OCs, and TWO aura guardian OCs in total (martial artists do not count as ninjas/psychics/aura guardians).

5. Synchro/Burst evolution will not be accepted, it is unique to Ash and his Greninja, no one else in the tournament get's to use it. If I decide that the bond between trainer and Pokemon is strong enough, I will add it in, but that is purely MY decision.

6. If you are going to change the type of a Pokémon, keep it so that it makes sense for that Pokémon. (e.g. a Froslass that becomes Ice/fighting type after years of learning the martial arts from her trainer; a Mamoswine that becomes an Ice/Rock type after years of living in a rocky environment (these have already been used so no stealing)).

7. Alola forms are allowed.

8. Legendries are banned unless you can give me a very, very, very good reason why.

9. You can have up to 25 moves for any one Pokémon. All moves must make sense for that Pokémon No Pidgeots learning dig, or Torkoals learning surf or extreme speed, it is not logical and I won't accept them.

10. Everything else is fair game.

11. You can enter more than one OC.

OC Form

Name:

Gender:

Age:

Home town:

Physical appearance:

Normal clothing:

Talents:

Personality:

Backstory:

Main Pokémon team:

1.

Species:

Nickname:

Gender:

Special qualities:

Move set:

2.

Species:

Nickname:

Gender:

Special qualities:

Move set:

3.

Species:

Nickname:

Gender:

Special qualities:

Move set:

4.

Species:

Nickname:

Gender:

Special qualities:

Move set:

5.

Species:

Nickname:

Gender:

Special qualities:

Move set:

6.

Species:

Nickname:

Gender:

Special qualities:

Move set:

Other Pokémon in his/her care/living with him/her:

Keep in mind that I am only accepting 27 entries for the tournament in total, your entry may not be used for the tournament but it may be used elsewhere.