Aunt Mae's Trailer Park & Food Service Proudly Present:
"EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT EVIL JAN BRADY BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK"

1.) Is Evil Jan on leave from the mental hospital?
Yes.
2.) Does Evil Jan have a life?
No.
3.) Who does Evil Jan despise?
Infidels who insult the great Cher, chickens, Joan Rivers, people who wear pink thongs with Martha Stuart's face on them, Martha Stuart, Captain Crunch, Grandma,...
4.) Does Evil Jan worship Cher?
Damn right she does!
5.) Does Evil Jan like corn flakes?
Evil Jan likes toe nails.