When the CMC asked Discord to help them attend magic school, he pulled an owl out of his hat. Only he didn't exactly have a hat. Which was okay, since their new school had a singing one laying around. Image by:Taneysha

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Jaune Arc wanted to be a hero. To help people, protect them. But destiny had other ideas, unfortunately, and he was born with a body broken to the point he couldn't. Instead, he sought a different way to help people. If he could not wield the weapons of Man to protect Man, then he would make them for others to wield in his stead.

When he was pulled into the ocean, he found himself falling. When he landed, he found himself fighting. When everything stopped, he found himself hurting. When he stopped hurting, he found himself questioning everything. Who was that girl that looked like Carolina? And why does she keep calling him "Jaune?"

Collab with JGResidentEvil. Fate can be an interesting thing within life. It can bring unexpected changes that no one can truly see. For two girls, those that were destined to be rivals between good and evil, changed under the masks of rebellion to forge their own true paths. Now get up and stand your ground because these sexy ninjas are gonna steal your heart!

When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.

During a day in Blood Gulch, a Gate unleashes an army in the tens of thousands. This would be a problem if the invaders weren't medieval fantasy soldiers whose weapons are lucky to dent Mark V armor. Features Reds and Blues being their normal selves while kicking fantasy ass, more agents surviving, Good(er) Chairman, Alpha picking up the pieces of Freelancer, gore, and much more.

Marinette should be up over the moon. She should be happy and excited and everything in between. But she's not. It's impossible when this chapter of her life has such a bittersweet ending. Saltinette. Chameleon.

After disbanding Team Skull Guzma, the team's former boss, decides to return to his home on Melemele Island. There, after a once in a lifetime opportunity arises, he is accepted into a teaching position at his old Pokemon school. Though with his infamous reputation, winning over his students will be a tough task. It is one that he is more than determined to take on.

Three lies Marinette told herself and the one lie she told someone. Alternate Chameleon. Saltinette.

(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.

What if Hiccup was a girl and Astrid was Asher? Here is the story of Riders of Berk going a little differently. Fem(Hiccup), Male(Astrid). Don't own HTTYD.

Full summary Inside. The Fourth Ninja War is over. Heartbroken from tragedy, Naruto finds himself selected to be a Green Lantern. With Kurama as his guide, Naruto embarks on his newest adventure. One bigger then he could ever imagine. M for Violence, Language, possible suggestive themes. Possible Lemon. Unsure. Rating for safety. SM/WW included.

Harry grew up in the Kurosaki household. How will Snape react to meeting Isshin Kurosaki? How will Magical Britain? Adopted from 9foxgrl.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Ash Ketchum, the Castle Guardian of the Battle Frontier, along with Pikachu are back. Together with their partner Anabel, they are ready to take on the Unova . But something is brewing. Who are Team Plasma and what do they want? Who is the enigmatic N whose ideals challenges Ash? And what is Anabel's past? Find out in this brand new journey! Abilityshipping inside.

Hiccup couldn't deny fate; soon the Vikings of Berk would discover Toothless- his best and only friend. With careful preparation, he fakes his own death and leaves Berk, with no intention of ever returning. But even as he grows into a powerful man and meets the woman of his dreams, Hiccup knows he cannot simply forget the place of his birth. After all, he's their only hope.. (HxOC)

What happens after you've died? That's a question which has haunted us for many centuries. Lucy, however, is soon to find out as she tragically passes away during a mission. She finds herself in an entirely new place filled with hostile people of all kinds. What will she experience in the after-life and what kind of people will she meet? Will she ever see Fairy Tail again?

Hayato Gokudera never liked company. Until he meets Harriet Potter.

Deadpool comes to Paris for a job, where he has a run in with Ladybug. It goes just about as well as you'd expect. Can Ladybug and Chat Noir, or even Paris, survive the merc? [CRACK, Gratuitous Cameos]

Terrible name? Check. Drifting sort of aimlessly and then get sucked into far too much insanity that starts with cleaning chamberpots and ends with throwing fruit to save the Divine at the conclave only to fail and get a glowing green hand for your trouble? Yeah that happened. Proceed to ignore the advice of the random apostate and make a horrible impression? Did that. A lot.

Sarge adopts his old friend Allison's daughter after Allison dies in the war. One-shot.

She was once known as Elsa, the Snow Queen from Arendelle. But here, she was just plain old Erin Gold of Storybrooke, until the Savior came into town. *ON HIATUS*

"Harry Potter? why, he is a strange young lad. not like you would think when you hear about the boy who lived. if you want, I tell you his story."

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Ash's friends, family, rivals, and Team Rocket are tired of Ash's shit. So they make a list of 225 things he is forbidden to do or else they will betray him.

Iemitsu was a fool. He had decided that Familiga was more important than Family and his daughter paid the price. Now Reborn is left with a broken girl who is barely a shadow of what she once was. It's up to him to help her. It's up to her to help the others she meets. Fem!Tsuna Idiot!Iemitsu Paternal!Reborn

During the hunt for Hydra, SGC operations are stalled. But the Ori's armies are still coming and Earth isn't any closer to coming up with anything that can stop them. Frustrated, Daniel takes a vacation and accidentally uncovers a clue to what could be an Ancient weapon. Against protocol, against orders, he and his friends set out on a desperate quest to find a way to save Earth.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

An innocent field trip gone wrong, Danny and his classmates find themselves trapped on an island with no means of escape. With the threat of starvation and dehydration haunting them- not to mention the cameras broadcasting everything across the globe- how are they going to survive this island or more importantly, each other? WARNING: cliché.

Draco Malfoy was a strange child, even by wizard standards. Actually, no, scratch that, to say he was strange would be putting it lightly, to be frank, Draco was a insane pyromaniac who had already committed multiple acts of arson by the time he was five. Not that anyone would ever say anything about it of course. And knowing Deidara, for him this was downright tame.(Reincarnation)

After his defeat in the Sinnoh League, Ash rethinks his training ways. Accepting Scott's offer to become a Frontier Brain, can Ash regain his belief to continue his dreams as a Pokemon Master? Final Chapter.

Iris wants to prove that Ash is a little kid but a series of events turn the tables and humiliation on her.

'Iemitsu was a dead man walking. He just didn't know it.' A statement that Reborn itched to correct. He had never denied the fact that he hated the idiots incompetence, but this was unacceptable. This mistake was unforgivable. His heart ached for his new student, for a child punished with that as a father, and he swore revenge for her. Who the fuck got his own child's gender wrong?

Well I'm already doing a Cards against Remnant one so I figured I might as well do this too...based off of Rules and Guidelines for a Better Beacon Experience... Most of the rules are centered around Ruby, since she's one of my favs, so feel free to suggest Rules and jokes in reviews. AU OOC maybe femslash in some parts, definite bashing in others. rated T for cursing

Pokémon anime AU. Ash Ketchum has something of a secret. He can understand Pokémon... oh, yeah, and there's the thing where he's actually kind of one himself.

A simple dare from Astrid to Snotlout is all it takes for the teens to engage in a one-for-all dare off. How far will they be able to go before they either end up killing each other or drive Stoick crazy?

While out together one day, Twilight and Shining find a strange man with an even stranger request.

Yu returns for another year in Inaba, living out the rest of his days in peace with his friends as normal teenagers. YuXChie, YosukeXYukiko, KanjiXNaoto, TeddieXRise.

Librarian Melori Enara has spent her entire life hiding behind a carefully crafted mask. Now, with the destruction of the Temple of Sacred Ashes, she has a chance to prove her worth to the Inquisition and to herself. Original Character / not the Inquisitor.

Three men. One crazy woman. A lot of cliffs. Inspired by all the mad scrambling and jumping to get to the shards. It's really not at all sane. Spoiler if you haven't gotten to Skyhold yet!

Harry Potter is a boy with nothing. No parents, no family, unless you count the Dursleys but then who would, and nothing to believe in. Of course, this can be easily fixed by a dimension hopping dogoo and a sadistic goddess. Unfortunately for the Wizarding World, she made a lasting impression on young Harry.

In order to save Ace from his own stubbornness in Marineford, Zoro and Luffy take some extreme measures. Fem!Luffy, ZoLu. Now with extras for Shanks, Dragon and more to come.

Male Crona x Maka. Animeverse. AU from episode 21/22. Where the DWMA manages to stop the kishin revival, but at the cost of losing Maka to Medusa. Can Maka cope with being the prisoner of Medusa? What plans does Medusa have for the young meister?

The people at the Jeffersonian are in for a shock when they meet the completely unexpected other half of Fisher. Slash

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Just a story of Luffy being Luffy, but as a girl .Wacky adventures and awkward situations abound.fem!Luffy. Alive!Sabo. Image not mine. CURRENTLY UNDER EXTREME REVISION.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.

Long ago, in a fit of desperation, Raven listened to Malchior, and did something...detestable, something that she will never forgive herself for. Now, over a year later, she calls for help as a last resort to save her friends, she calls to the one she wronged. Now even as he comes to save them, a shadow looms over the sorceress, and the ghosts of her past come to haunt her.

It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?

Danny, Sam and Tucker compete in the Ultimate Dare Off, where only one will win the champion title of Ultimate Dare Master...and two personal slaves for a month isn't bad either.

Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?

A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.

Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact