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 Author has written 5 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hello! Yay, I'm on fanfiction now- my lifelong dream has come true! I hope you love my stories I, the giggle bug, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. WARNING: LONG PROFILE!!! Stereotyping by Jamie Pierce You can't classify me. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile If you’re a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name. Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!) Bolipoke Percabethrocks iloveseaweedbrain/kelley LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!) Nerdius Bookwormius DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!) Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!] Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!} I'mDifferent-GetOverIt (daughter of Athena) gingerroot15 (daughter of Athena) The Giggle Bug (Daughter of Kronos!) 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face Tamaki Prince Type: You are French Kyoya Cool Type: You wear glasses Hunny Loli Shota Type: You're the shortest out of your friends. Total: 2 Mori Wild Type: You're the tallest out of your friends Total: 2 Hikaru Devil Type: You and your sibling have a strong bond Total:5 Kaoru Devil Type: You like to play games Total:4 Haruhi Natural Type: You don't care about trivial things like appearance Total:5 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!" 13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" every time I apparate. 20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand. 23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force". 28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. 29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. 31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore". 32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept. 34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause. 35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snape's private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive in the mirror", as it is disturbing. 37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. 42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. 44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either. 45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 51.)Calling the Ghost-busters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 52.)I may not have a private army. 53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west. 56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. 59.)I shouldn't use Photo-shop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose. 61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 62.) I will not test my Potions assignments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 63.) - Especially not all of them at once. 64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos." 66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. 70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. 72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms. 73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either. 74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. 76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint-balling. 77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka. 80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. 81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin". 83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: "The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. 87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. 88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron. 89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry 93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall 94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. 104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.” 107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween. 108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”. 109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams. 110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts. 111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation. 112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such. 113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit. 114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room. 115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow. 116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks. 117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks. 118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles. 119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car. 120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine. 121.) When fighting death-eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”. 122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become. 123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be. 124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S. 125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. 126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class. 127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie? THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (see below): "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.'" The Ouran Alphabet A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweeter of the Hitachiin Twins (and KYOYA!!!) L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile Things to do while in Wal-mart 1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!" 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked. 20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!" 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention. Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the fisrt and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !! I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil. I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument. I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social. I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets. I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7. I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black. I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings. I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling. I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser. I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves. I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH. (but it's in America...) I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS. I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure. I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS. I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants. I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a pervert. I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN. I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST be anorexic. (size zero in England is anorexic...it would be -4 in America. Fail!) I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts. I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK. I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart. I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF. I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered. I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends. I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues. I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID. I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white. I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE. I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak. I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC. I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN. I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore. I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY. I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER. I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK. I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE. I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC. I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others. I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES. I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets. I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past. I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY. (uh no...just childish!) I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything. I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF. I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant. I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat. I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude. (Yep. DX) I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY. I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT. I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY. I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser. I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD. I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd. I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE. I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK. I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR. I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH. (yep!) I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE. I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE. I am AWESOME , BECAUSE I'm a JAPANESE! I LAUGH at inappropriate moments so I MUST be an IDIOT I learn JAPANESE so I must be addicted to JAPAN (I tried to but gave up halfway through the alphabet) I have low self MOTIVATION so I must be a PROCRASTINATOR I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl:Slow down, I'm scared! Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love. 1. Natsu (Fairy tail) 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? Stein/Haruhi Suzumiya! No, that would be awkward. 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Very... 3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out? Light and Annabeth. That would probably work, weird! 4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Yes, one, but I hate her. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Link and Stein- NO! Never 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? L and Juvia-mabye. L and Hunny Sempai- well, they both like cake... 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing? Harry Potter walks in, sees Link and Annabeth kissing, walks back out looking like O.O "The hell?!" 8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Kyoya/Hunny! "Kyo-chan promised me a trip to the sweet shop." "No, I didn't." Weird hilarious yaoi fluff. 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? Natsu/ Annabeth. Eww. 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? Harry Potter/Light. errr. "The Boy who cried." 11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het? Kyoya. not that I know of XD 12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven? None of them, but one has got a few pictures of her (Haruhi Suzumiya) without knowing who she is! 13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Link/Death the Kid/L. they would if they had time. 14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion? Hunny-sempai? "I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CAKE!" 15) If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you use? Juvia.I don't know, "Dido, White Flag"? A bit old but mabye it will work when she's thinking about Grey? 16) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Seven? Haruhi Suzumiya would say to Link and Harry Potter. "How come none of the interesting people want to be with me?" 17) How emo is Twelve? Light? A bit I guess, with all the murdering and stuff! 18) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Natsu/Stein/Light. A threesome like no one has ever seen. NOT FOR YAOI HATERS. 19) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Hunny to Link? "Come, eat cake with me?" 20) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12. Natsu and Annabeth are in a happy relationship until L runs off with Juvia. After Annabeth dumps Natsu for Link, Stein gets upset and retaliates by dating Light. Alone and broken-hearted, Natsu travels in search of a friend. Finally, Natsu meets Death the Kid and Harry Potter. The three loners meet Hunny, who tells each of them to look for love. Death the kid finds Kyoya, Harry Potter gets Haruhi Suzumiya, but now Natsu is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Stein and Light. 21) What would be a good title for this? Love Noodles XD 22) What would the genre(s) be? Humour/Angst, is that possible? 23)What would happen if 5 got 12 pregnant? L and Light. Yuck. 24) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 4! Death the Kid. Yes! This moment has finally come! My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass it on. |
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