EmpressSatirehide bio
 My name's Alisha. I'm 24, pansexual, and I just like a lot of gay shit in general. Kirk and Spock isn't just my OTP, it's THE OTP. So yeah, I'm probably never gonna write anything. This account is strictly to archive my favorite stories so I don't have to remember any titles. Kthxbai |
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Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,615 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Or Perhaps the Decree of Fate by korr reviews
Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,043 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E.
Don't Hang Up by murderofonerose reviews
Dethklok had discovered Skype. Slash-if-you-squint.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - C. F. Ofdensen, Nathan E. - Complete
I am Jack's Missing Pieces by Medulla Oblongata reviews
Narrator/Tyler, slash. The Narrator hopes that Tyler doesn't bring Marla home.
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Join the Dots by safirewoods reviews
Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Unfortunate Events: A Parody by Royal Typewriter reviews
It's a parody, 'nuff said. R & R. New Miserable Mill chapter!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,347 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Gaara's hit list by Catgirl Akai reviews
High school fic. Gaara and his siblings move to Konoha after he's kicked out of yet another school due to violence. There he's faced with something new... fangirls. NejiGaara pairing. Now with some lemony goodness in chapter seven.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Game We Play by Dark Jester reviews
IMPORTANT: Please check out the FULL and edited version of TGWP on http: // thegameweplay . live journal . com /profile
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,622 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
His Lie by hatingcreature reviews
Everything seems normal in Konoha. Then Gai gets a mission. When he come's home, he is far from the same. Rape/sexiness. Language/death, Lots of stuff. Sadness and depression.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Darkness within by jaganshing reviews
The story behind Jun Kazama giving in to Kazuya Mishima and his darkness within. Chapter 19 up!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Jun K., Kazuya M.
The Curse of Time by Starr Dust reviews
Jack and Will parted ways years ago, but when the two reunite after five years apart, Jack realizes that he should have never let him go. Slash, Mpreg
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Noodle's Suprise To The Band by GORILLAZLOVER reviews
Humorous 2DNoodle fic. Noodle brings a suprise,and it aint a new song either! Summary sux but hey,what do ya expect! Some drama in new chaps. Read at own risk.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,831 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Escapades by Tanny-san reviews
I just realized it didn't post the full chapter 12. Argh. Mature readers! Sexual awakenings, lust, rediculousness. 2DXNoodle, quite silly, bit of smut, awkward situations and cliches abound. I'm insane.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,084 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Oh! Student and teacher affection by Katreda reviews
Lee died during the high risked surgery that was supposed to let him fulfill his dream. Now Gai wants to go through with his promise but will a certain rival come in time to stop him from doing the irreparable? Rated T for sensible hearts, err...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Onnafied by Miyanon reviews
After a semi-evil scheme is cooked up in the Otherworld, Goku is turned into a girl! But for what motives? That's exactly what Vegeta's going to find out.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,577 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
Tekken Committee by Saiyan Rage reviews
Eps 4-6 are up! Although I bet you all read it at KMAS...if not, well, here's your chance! SEE; Jenga, a film festival, and the origin of TEKKEN MONOPOLY! Word!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,599 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 6/27/2002
Chaolan's Confession by Kazuya-sama reviews
This will probably never happen, but what the hey. Lee finds out something about his sexuality, and decides to test the theory. And with only two test subjects in the house, the younger boy is an obvious choice over the old man...
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/25/2003
First Time by M. Mishima reviews
Tekken Yaoi Fiction of a Teenage Kazuya/Lee
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2001