Where I live: America

Occupation: Sprinkler Therapist

Hi I will be writing a lot of fanfiction storys like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Eragon,and others. I am also writing a story with my friend Smilingcow(you should read her stories, there good! Located on my fav author list.). The story is called Taken Away. Also, the characters that you don't reconize in my stories are mine and the plot! Ha Ha Ha...cough, cough. Also, I took off Avari because it wasn't good and I just really tired of it, sorry to the people who had really liked it.

Favorite movies: Lotr, HP, PotO, Star Wars, X-Men, PotC1,2,&3, Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, The Notebook, The Mask of Zorro, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and a whole lot more.

Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Tricksters Choice & sequel, Blue is for Nightmare series, Mary Higgan Clark books, Inheritance trilogy, and others.

Favorite Characters: Oliver Wood, Toad, Nightcrawler, Eragon, Will Truner, Legolas, Anna (VH), Ankin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Luna Lovegood, Jack Sparrow, Murtagh, N. Tonks, Christena(GA),and others.

Favorite Parings: Hermione/Tom Riddle (only when she goes back in time!), some times Hermione/Harry and Hermione/Draco depending on how it is written, Legolas, Oliver, Obi-Wan, Murtagh, and Eragon,.

Hate Parings: any slash! Oliver/Katie ( she is to young for him) Ginny/Draco(never going to happen), Hermione/Oliver ( still to young!) Hermione/Snape(one thing that makes me shutter.) Hermione/Sirius, Legolas/Eoweny, Legolas/Awren(She is to be with only Aragorn). If you like these parings then that is your choise.

Favorite Comedians: Bill Engvall, Dane Cook, and Ron White

Favorite things people say:

"You just cused, you can't do that, you are a monk." VanHelsing, "I am only a frier, I can curse all I want...damn it." Carl: Van Helsing

"Karen, Karen." A mysterious voice. Karen looks around, then at the cookies, "What do you want from me?" Karen, "Were not the cookies, were the pencil sharpener!" Mysterious voice, Karen laughes, "For a second I thought the cookies were talking to me!"Karen:Will and Grace.

Potter Puppet Pals website, all so funny.

The Grinch is on the mountain crying, "I'm all toasty inside. And I'm leaking.": How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Now things things may not be funny to you, or you just think they are stupid, but I like them.

Last of all are my favorite quotes:

You will kiss many frogs before you find your prince.

It doesn't matter how many breaths you take, but how many breath taking moments you make.

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

A friend would bail you out of jail, a good friend would be sitting by you saying, "Dang that was fun."

Why are the football players on the band field?

98 percent of people say they are bringing sexy back. I'm the 2 percent that sexy never left.

A touch of madness a day keeps the people in the happy white coats way!

We lie because it hurts to tell the truth.

If you think Murtagh is gods gift to women then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.