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Ca'diem

Description: 16 year-old male of average height. Is considered unarmed and extremely dangerous, maybe even slightly insane. This is an exerpt from a document formerly in his possesion. We believe it underscores the wackiness of this dangerous criminal.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm tired now. How many children have I eaten today. Lots. Lots and lots. I am awesome. My good buddy OrangeKat a.k.a. OrangeKat is pretty cool I'll admit, but I am cooler. He is a good writer and you should read his stories and leave crappy reviews. Tell him I told you too, so he can beat me up in REAL life. Not the fake internet life that all you freaks seem to think is SO important. Yes, that means you.

I do believe I give good reviews, I know what is good to read and what is not. IF YOU READ PEOPLE'S STORIES AND DON'T REVIEW THEM, THEN YOU ARE NOT HELPING ANYONE. It is important to give your opinion to the writer in order for him/her to improve. A strong review is the best gift you can give to a writer. No, don't actually leave OrangeKat crappy reviews, I was only joking, sheesh!

If you have a story you want me to R&R don't be afraid to send me a message. Please be aware, however that I only have so much time, but I will try hard to get to your story. Also I don't really want to start reading a story that already has a significant amount of chapters posted, I prefer stories that are just started.

For all you Starfox writers here is something that I see all the time and really bothers me. You all use the word "vulpine" as a noun. It is not a noun, it is an adjective. For example Fox is not a vulpine but he does have vulpine features. In the example shown the word vulpine describes "features." Get it? If you didn't understand that then just substitute "fox-like" in any place you want to use "vulpine", in your mind. In the above example it would be: "Fox is not a vulpine but he does have fox-like features." If it doesn't sound right then that is not the right place to use "vulpine," so don't. If you doubt my words then look it up.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Check out the fanfic I wrote with OrangeKat, Star Fox: Abomination, a hilarious spoof of that one fanfic we all love to hate: Star Fox: Armageddon.

-May the chipmunks spare you

Ca'diem

The Eater of Small Children