Ever wanted to know something about your favorite POTC characters? Well here's your chance to ask them and find out the answer!

Are you tired of crappy Pirate fanfics? Overly dramatic happenings, OOC characters, and unrealistic situations? Well here's a fanfic just dedicated to purposely messing things up and making it funny! Warning: I AM in favor of JE. Rated T for adult humor.

Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.

Does exactly what it says on the tin, so far it's Norrington, William Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Davy Jones, Gibbs, Jack, Cutler Becket, ScarletGiselle, Tia Dalma, Barbosa, Ana Maria. NEW CHAPTER PINTEL AND RAGETTI

The first time James Norrington and Jack Sparrow met was not just after Elizabeth's rescue... Originally written for a Fortune Cookie contest.

What if Elizabeth's corset had not been too tight?

What happens when 3 best friends are thrown into the Pirate world when there's no Elizabeth, a romance with Norrington, and where Will never stabs the heart? The Caribbean will never be the same, mate! VERY FUNNY! AWE spoilers! R&R!

Jack finds a mysterious shinny box called an Ipod. What exactly is it? Can you eat it? Does it give you powers? It's up to Will and Gibbs to find out. ONE-SHOT! VERY FUNNY! R & R please!

Cutler Beckett never saw the point of a blind date - and never will.

Commodore James Norrington has a very complex life that the average moviegoer knows little about. Updated: Norrington gets a makeover!

Travel back into the time of pirates with these girls and a boy who want to learn how to be pirates for themselves as they experience adventure, drama, and the high seas. Classes are taught by the POTC cast themselves! Credit goes to Camillla Sandman.

I went to sleep with my dagger at my side, and now there's a scratch on my arm, and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on my bow... Boromir tells of his terrible, horrible day, in which no one understands him... except for Mother.

Gimli and Thranduil left alone. Never a good thing

Glorfindel looks back on his part in the courtship of Elrond and Celebrían.

Just a list of things I am not allowed to do in Middleearth... pure nonesense!

ONESHOT. PostAWE. The ghosts which are the most haunting are those that she only hears in her little boy's quiet voice, or sees in his ramrodstraight spine. Elizabeth and her son struggle to come to terms with burdens, promises, and inheritances.

James Norrington has always despised Jack Sparrow, what happens when Jack comes to Port Royal and James's sister Christine starts to fall for Jack? Story's better then summary! R&R!

these are some funny little shorts that my friend and I came up with when we were hyper and extremly bored, beware randdom things happen in these

OneShot. AU CotBP. Norrington and Elizabeth have a rather metaphorical conversation about their engagement.

Jack and James set out on one last adventure during the twilight of their lives. Not as boring as it sounds I promise. Please read and comment.

Two girls get the surprise of their lives when certain people randomly show up on their doorstep. Insanity and hilarity ensues.

When Glorfindel is once again late for a meeting, Erestor sends a determined escort to see he arrives promptly and attired appropriately. Undying Friendship Series. Year 2935 Third Age.

Ever wonder what would happen to the PotC cast on the Real World? Now you can find out! Watch as Jack cries, Will screams, and Norrington is frightened out of his mind! ON HIATUS!

Captain Jack Sparrow confronts the most dangerous enemy of all... a MarySue! Okay, now a lot more than one!

On request I wrote a PotC version of my Disney stories! Jack, Will, Elizabeth, James, Pintel, and Ragetti go to Magic Kingdom and MGM. Can you imagine them going on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? Now you can read about it! Yay!

Well. I wonder, what could this be? An interview, possibly? With Jack Sparrow, of all people? Yup. Faintly humorous, if somewhat dirty. [oneshot]

Just a poem that popped into my head as I was looking through random Pirates fics. Warning: MarySue bashing.

Captain Norrington is again trapped in an awkward situation: a ball with emptyheaded aristocrats and a mischievious little boy. Contains the first meeting of the Tattings from The Board is Set. A bit of Norribeth at the end. Disclaimer: Belongs to Disney

Governor Swann gives the newly appointed Captain Norrington a tea party, Norrington gives Elizabeth a gift, and a snob gets a cat up her skirts. Disclaimer: All belongs to the mouse. Not mine.

Sitting in a debate gets boring but what do you think will happen to old Norry? hehe newbie be nice! PEACE OUT!

Pirates Will Turner and Jack Sparrow find that there is one enemy they can never defeat...Fangirls. Warning: NakedDrunk pirates.

One shot. Jack Sparrow plays matchmaker, and posts love letters to Norrington and Beckett...let the madness begin!

What happens when Becky and Norry get bored with paper work? NO SlASH!

If our beloved Pirates of the Caribbean characters had email access, it might look something like this..

This is a simple condensation of the third Pirates movie, because we all know the scripts need a bit more editing... but perhaps not this much.

Post AWE. Humorous one shot. Complete. It is known by all that Lord Cutler Beckett left his mark upon Jack Sparrow by branding him as a pirate. Jack tells Will and Elizabeth exactly how he left his mark upon Beckett! Salty pirate talk, but all in fun

It's the annual Pirate Awards. People get drunk, send love letters and get karate chopped.

A fic about Jack in modern day. Me and Jack have almost Sitcom worthy adventures together as we try to convence everyone I'm not crazy! and all those Jack Lookalikes aren't making it any easier! Ch7 up, JackMe WillRobyn

After an evening with his lieutenants, James Norrington wakes up to find everything is not what should be. The world had turned upside down, him with it. He needs to find the person who can make things right before he is captured by his enemy.

My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...

This is something me and my best friend whipped up and thought it was hilarious. It might stink, but flames sent will be used to cook our food.

There is a force threatening all people of the Caribbean. Chaos runs from the streets about these girls that drop from the sky, obsessed with trying to find the sexy Jack Sparrow. But, why? How? And who made them so freaking perfect? OneShot, Pre DMC

The much anticipated sequel to PIRATES HILARIOUSITY under Third Time's the Charm now. Rachel and Vicki are back, and guess who followed them! It's a whirlwind of weirdness when you include Target, the corpse monkey, and the grooming of pirates as the gi

Meet the most suiest Sue ever. Will she win Jack's heart? Of course she will! A parody of all those Marysue ridden fics out there and a tribute to the better parody writers out there

A Christmas ficlet featuring Elrond, Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir and a lot of cookie dough. Merry Christmas!

Elrond lost it, so did Glorfindel guess who's at fault is it.

Anna's Feelings towards Dracula, and her life pretty much.NEW POEM UP!

Laura Bell, the childhood friend of Commodore Norrington, must face down hords of MarySues and GaryStus, a crazy authoress, gaping plotholes and outrageous occurances to finally win Norrington's heart. Need I say NorringtonOC?

Those who remain behind have to face the somewhat embarrassing consequences. A tale of elves lounging around in ancient Greece.

Two teens are at home watching Van Helsing, and when the lights go out, everything changes. Reviews Please, thank ya.

OneShot. Fed up with being three points on a crazy love rectangle, Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and James Norrington team up to get rid of Elizabeth Swann. Needless to say, everyone OOC!

Glorfindel has potatoes on the brain, much to the despair of his music student, Lindir.

Mainly for my friends' amusement, but is funny anyway. The title says it all!

Cause: Glorfindel got hit in the face. Effect: He ended up with amnesia. Effect: Elladan and Elrohir strike. Horror ensues as usual.

Whats and Elf Lord with a lot of time on his hands, a quill, and a book going to produce?

A short ficlet: Glorfindel must face evil that he has never known before, evil that is greater than the one of the Barlog's... The sad thing is, he has to face evil every week and doesn't know how he gets into it.

It's hard to sleep when the night is cool in the Caribbean. Short, oneshot on Commodore Norrington, preDead Man's Chest.

Gywnhyffar asked for the young twins doing something special for Glorfindel's begetting day. Farce, fluff and fun follow. But Glorfindel swears its all true. Happy Birthday, Gwyn!

COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.

How is it that Barbossa was able to sack Port Royale with practically no opposition? Was there additional help from within? Commodore James Norrington and the rest of the cast return to figure it out. Bad summary but give it a chance.

Glorfindel is bored. There are no visiting diplomats to scare off and his lizards from Rohan got eaten. What is a bored elf to do? oneshot

Commodore Norrington’s wife loves her husband dearly, but when she finds that their relationship has become strained she enlists Captain Sparrow and his crew to help patch up their marriage.

The title IS the summary

Halloween in Rivendell is usually a time that Lord Elrond dreads. But this year, it's going to be different. Very, very different. Cowritten with Erestor. [Oneshot: Complete]

The End Of All Things Must Finally Come. You guessed it. The Tirade is Closing.

Commodore Norrington, still feeling down about Elizabeth's recent marriage, simply wanted a quiet drink...

[Oneshot] Jack gets a hold of Norrington's wig and spray paints it pink! And we discover why Norrington gave up so easily on Elizabeth... And Jack crashes Will and Elizabeth's wedding!

This is how it really should have happened if Van Helsing hadn't interrupted Anna and Dracula's conversation on the dance floor. I mean, really... what was Dracula thinking? One shot.

What would a DVD feature commentary with Dracula, Van Helsing, Anna, and Carl be like? Rating may change later for content.

Carl is bored and goes and explores a creepy old house that isn't really that creepy, Dracula goes trickortreating in a fairy princess costume, and Van Helsing doesn't really seem to like cupcakes.

When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.

Hippies, cross-dressing, snogging and hymns... the life after the movie for Van Helsing, Jinette, Anna, Carl, Dracula and his brides. OOCness and randomness warning. FINISHED.

Dracula on Whose Line is it AnywayPlease R&R!

A collection of condensed plots with enough twists, turns, and surprise long-lost relations to fill a proverbial barrel of cursed monkeys.

Will's 'bachelor party' with Commodore Norrington along to babysit. WillJack implied non-con slash.

Jack takes Will and Norrington out for a drink in Tortuga. And yes, there's a probable reason why Norrington is with them, you just have to read and find out. Specks of romance, lots of singing, and bottles after bottles of rum!

COMPLETE A fic just for our little Commodore Norrington! Everyone's fallen madly in love with him except for Jack Sparrow! What on earth is going on? Another curse, perhaps?

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

Sick of reading pointless Mary Sues? Well, so am I! XD