I love Kingdom Hearts. I have a wittle crush on Zexion! shh~ its a secret.

I've been writing a story but I havent had time to post it. :o

I'm emo, random, bi, and female. Good for you to know.

Sex is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explaination, or do you need a demonstration?

Three friends, Shut-up, Poo, and Manners were at the park. Poo sudenly got stuck in the toilet when washing

his hands. Manners went to help him, while Shut-up called the police for help. When the police got there, a few minutes later, the conversation went like this:

Police Officer: Sir, what's your name?

Shut up: Shut up.

Police Officer: No, really sir. What's your name?
Shut up: Shut up.

Police officer: Sir, this is a very important matter. Now, WHATS YOUR NAME?!

Shutup: SHUT UP!!

Police Officer: Where are your manners?

Shut up: Ah, Manners is in the washroom picking up Poo

Four men were kidnapped. To try to escape, they tried to distract the not-so-smart-kidnapper who was going to shoot them :

Prisoner #1: Tsunami!!!

Kidnapper: *turns around* WHERE?!

*prisoner #1 escapes*

Prisoner #2: Earthqake!

Kidnapper: *turns around* WHERE?!

*prisoner #2 escapes*

Prisoner #3: Tornado!

Kidnapper: *turns around* WHERE!?

*prisoner #3 escapes*

Prisoner #4 : Fire!

Kidnapper: Okay! *shoots*