Hi! FusionFeasters here!

This account was drafted for the sole purpose of writing for the DBZ fandom! A HUGE thanks to Akira Toriyama for sharing with the world his God-given artistic talents! Both literary and visual!! I don't know how many of us can say that the DBZ manga/anime saved us from boredom, but I'm one of those people! The strangest thing is that at first- I hated the show. You read that right.

I. Hated. DBZ. (Stressing the past tense)

The first time I watched it (on Toonami) all I could hear throughout the house was that little brat whining his fat head off (that little brat meaning Gohan) and I could not stand the sound of a crying toddler!! We already had two in the house- why did we need another one to add to the noise pollution?! Besides, the only cartoon I was interested in watching at the time was Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's *shudders*... what was wrong with me? Basically, I just suffered through Gohan's tantrums until the show I liked came on (little did I know, Gohan had every reason to cry- he was getting the shit beat out of him by a big green alien- I'd probably scream so hard just having to look at the Namek that my throat would get ripped out).

When did I realize I had a deep affection for the fandom? Quite recently actually. It's been difficult to not just throw myself into writing a DBZ fanfic- I've had to withhold my enthusiasm long enough to become familiar with the characters and their super AWESOMENESS. Hopefully I don't get my ass scorched by FF's many flamers (honestly, there are waaay too many of you guys around here).

My first fanfic will be future Trunks centric. GAWD HE'S SO SMEXY!! XD give meh some yumyum!! Well, not me in particular- rather my OC- Clove. Speaking of the devil, I really hope you guys like her- And if you don't YOU CAN SUCK MY ENORMOUS DRAGON BALLS!! Any female OC is considered a Mary Sue these days, but I truly tried to make her as normal and 'underbearing' as possible. Just your average career-driven, swearing, sees a set of ridiculously rock hard abs and starts to drool kind of gal. I'm an artist (budding mind you) so I'll put up some fanart of her soon!

My OC: History, quirks, general badassery...

Appearance: I don't generally like to give out a blunt explanation, but for those of you who are curious enough to read this I will do you the minor favor. She has black hair (bob cut), stands 5"5 (without heels), Caucasian, blue eyes, and the rest of her features are the norm. I don't know about you, but if you take away the hair I think all DBZ females look the same (males vice versa). The only exception is the shape of their eyes.

Clove’s temper is heavily inspired by my own sister’s ‘FTW’ attitude- both are all bark and no bite- the kind of person that throws rocks at a beehive and then runs for her life. Her ‘balls to the wall’ personality is also a direct reflection of her chosen profession, reporters need to have spunk and guts if their willing to get the big stories. I guess she’s a bit of a walking contradiction, but no one is perfect!

Quirks: She has a deep, endless love for expensive clothing and especially for designer heels (ew, I hate fashion). She hates bugs (haha, she'd freak out if she met Cell... hmmm). She has a big mouth and likes to spend quality time filling out pink slips for all the people she's going fire when she becomes editor in chief of The Oracle. She hates lipstick. She's hellishly persistent when it comes to getting what she wants.

Her entire family on her mother's side is named after spices. Clove (my OC), Ginger (mom) Cayenne (sister). Their last name is Awamori which is an alcoholic beverage- that came from her father's side (referred to as Mr. Awamori- ooh, how mysterious!).

Hm... what else... OH! You absolutely have to read this next thing if you are a real DBZ fan!

You have to watch TeamFourStar on Youtube! They've done two seasons worth of voiceover parodies for Dragon Ball Z Kai and numerous other miscellaneous videos (like 'Two Saiyans Play: Dead Space 3) OMG THEY ARE HILARIOUS!! AND THEY EVEN SOUND LIKE THE CHARACTERS! WARNING: You will become addicted after the first vid. Can't say I didn't warn you... They also have a website you can checkout- www.teamfourstar.com - their stuff is really great. I'm not kidding, you're missing out on SOOOO much if you delay another second without looking for them.

Lets see... hmm... BULMA AND VEGETA FOREVER BITCHES!!!

I'm out for now!

20 Things To Help You Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car wearing sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6) In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8) Don't use any punctuation.

9) As often as Possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Order a 'Diet Water' whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11) Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."

12) Sing along at the Opera.

13) Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18) When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19) Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20) And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!