Please note that I'm German and none of these people "I live in Germany AND speak English very well." But don't keep you from correcting me if you feel like.

So uhm...I like living in a house in which the rain cannot get in because, honestly, I don't think my laptop would survive these attacks. Which does not mean that I don't like rain itself because I also like being outside in the warm rain and behave silly.

I'm unimaginative when it happens that I have to write a profile text, I'm sorry, but ask me anything if you want.

At least here's the form you have to complete if you want to complain.

Howdy, my name is ... and I was

[ ] hurt
[ ] offended by mail
[ ] offended otherwise
[ ] bothered
[ ] irritated of your drivel
[ ] ... (other)

I write these lines to inform you that you

[ ] spoil the fun for others
[ ] make me really pissed of
[ ] attach to much importance on pornography
[ ] are simply great
[ ] ... (other)

you

[ ] bitch
[ ] clown
[ ] a...hole
[ ] goddamn egoist
[ ] ... (other)

I will see to it that my

[ ] big brother
[ ] little sister
[ ] mafia members
[ ] grandpa
[ ] parents
[ ] numerous friends
[ ] ... (other)

show/s to you

[ ] who's the dare-devil
[ ] how to erase you and your favorites/follows
[ ] ... (other)

Finally I may say that I

[ ] hate you
[ ] despise you
[ ] love you
[ ] ... (other)

[ ] Yours faithfully
[ ] Yours respectfully
[ ] Hunting you
[ ] Notifying my lawyer
[NAME]

(In fact, that was a joke but feel free to cemplete it nevertheless.)