Peacesandwichhide bio
 Hello. Please ignore me, I'm on indefinite hiatus here. Though you might be interested in my doujinshi-based-of-a-fanfic, which link might be posted here later. Don't read my stories, I kind of regret posting them. MY STORIES On the Seasons Please ignore this until I figure out how to delete stuff. 7 Days Summary: When 9 1Ps and 9 2Ps are left in a small apartment for a week, watched by one bored God. Story narrated by professional Narrator and various characters. Rated M for various things. Caution: gore, temporary character deaths, light yaoi, annoying 2Ps, a fail fanfic writer's second desperate grapple at fame online. Warnings: Gore, violence, not-very-graphic yaoi. The "God" in this is not from any religion. Just something I made up. Basically 1P vs 2Ps, with lots of deaths and stuff. Fun to write, I really do need a beta. Updated when I feel the need to sink myself into the adjectives one can use to describe blood, pain and gore in general. Upcoming Stories The Time is Night, Please Shut Your Eyes (Title may change to "The Time is Night, Close Your Eyes" or similar variations). Summary: Small town AU. When the mysterious "Director" puts the popular Chinese board game "天黑请闭眼" (the time is night, please shut your eyes) onto a real life stage in a small town somewhere in the more obscure areas of the USA. Every person is forced to take part, and one of them is a murderer who takes the life of one player every night. Pairing: Asakiku, with background GerIta. (Summary will change when story is published, full game rules will be included, and there probably will be a sequel). |
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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
The Hetalia Pocky Game by The Epic Turtles reviews
What happens when Hungary and Japan combine forces and take over the World Meeting? Great minds think alike. Multiple pairings and total fluff galore...and maybe more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,331 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Japan, Hungary
Hetalia X Reader: Romantic meetings by gamergirlexp reviews
Random Smut, Lemons- etc. COMPLETED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,173 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
The Game of Seven by Whitlinger reviews
The number seven has always been mysterious, a number with a prophecy, with a unique type of magic. The God we do not know is waiting. Seven players have found themselves trapped in Kiku's popular RPG, and in order to survive, they must destroy the Errors and face the ruthless Creator of seven deadly faces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,194 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - N. Italy, Japan, Liechtenstein, Spain
England's Innocent Habit by Daichan795 reviews
Another world meeting is held. Oh? Whats this? England acting strange? Oh its nothing, just the Brit unconsciously acting sexy and making four nations and the rest of the world want him. Yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
Break Out by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
Sequel to The Rules. The nations that have made it home refuse to leave their friends for dead, but the island is well-hidden, the trapped nations' conditions are deteriorating, and a mounting problem around the world threatens everyone involved. (Abandoned work)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,201 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete
The Bodyswitched Nations by WhoLockedHetalian reviews
Japan and Italy wake up as... each other? How and why did this happen? How do they get back to normal? Why does someone step in to ruin it all once there's a solution? Why am I asking so many questions? Just read and leave a review to let me know what you think! Rated T for swearing. (Changed title from 'Japan and Italy Body Switch')
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,326 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Japan, N. Italy, Prussia, Spain
Abyssinia by thegoblinjester reviews
In an old theater in New York, all covered in vines... there lives a young boy named Feliciano. Outside of his home is a world of vampires, werewolves, magic, character death, GerIta, DenNor, HongIce, PruCan, LietPol, SuFin IggyChu, Spamano, and other assorted pairings. Written like a game... a very awesome game.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,873 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - N. Italy
Never Your Hero by General Kitty Girl reviews
WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,947 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America
The Eight Deadly Sins by LawlietLennoxLove reviews
Because they're all sinners, yes, every one of the G8. Canada, Germany, Russia, Japan, England, France, America. Condemned as such by Christianity itself. Even innocent little Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
I Ordered Russia Online I Didn't Get Him by JoyHeart reviews
I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,254 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Prussia, Russia
Potato: Or, Why Prussia is Banned from World Meetings by Extra Large Cows reviews
There's a reason you don't hand out potatoes to everybody at World Meetings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Quiet Like The Snow by Sirene Solstice reviews
A night filled with insanity, desperation, and a longing to be free. Some things just can't be erased. (Human AU, Insanity, and slight blood/gore, nothing that will make you nauseous)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Russia - Complete
Kiku's Camera App by komaeda.com reviews
Kiku purchases a new iPad and visits Alfred so that they can open it together. However, Kiku realizes that there's a camera app...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - America, Japan - Complete
Sweet Raptured Light by Phantom1999 reviews
I hold you in my arms, I see all the color drain from your face. I feel your warmth escaping me. Damn it. You don't have time. Your blood has finally clotted. But you have lost too much blood from the start, ne? It was too late. You grip my hand and look in my eyes. I wonder, how you still have this much strength left. M for language!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Kitty Cat Rental Room by DiscombobulatedCanadian reviews
Heracles never anticipated that living with nearly 15 cats would increase his living expenses and now with no other option he is faced with having to find a roommate or becoming homeless and picking dumpsters with all 15 cats. Rated M for later ch. ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,648 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Japan, Greece
The Rules by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 51 - Words: 144,496 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - England/Britain, America, Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Human Curiosity by Super Sister reviews
... It takes the biscuit, kills the cat and leaves the nations broken. (being edited)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,504 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seven Pieces of Chalk by Lady Charity reviews
Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,737 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Honda Records: Marukaite Chikyuu by Sword-of-Shadows reviews
Kiku Honda has gathered the Nations to tell them about his manga/anime, Hetalia. In particular, the Marukaite Chikyuu's. Have you ever wondered how some of the recordings came to be or what was happening during them? Maybe this fic will help!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,993 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Japan - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
World Powers by Drovenich reviews
A single mistake by England brings a virtual apocalypse down on the Earth. As the nations race to stop their new enemies, loved ones are lost and old enemies become new friends. Multiple pairings. Rated M for Violence, Language, and Sexual Situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,630 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - N. Italy, America - Complete
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,124 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Castle of Silence and Bones by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Smut. Dark. The result of desire is never pretty and the result of unrestrained desire is a train wreck. You cannot enjoy, but you cannot look away either. The art of breaking is easiest learned. WWII, alternate-universe. Japan/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,513 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Japan, China - Complete
I Can See You by Number1PixarFan reviews
Oneshot. Russia and Sarah Palin have a staring contest. Also, England can't get the hang of playing baseball. Yes, the writer is a Democrat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Flashlight by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,244 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Strongest Nation by ArixaBell reviews
Hetalia meets Battle Royale: The nations are kidnapped and forced into a deadly game of kill or be killed, which only one can survive. Rated M for violence and other disturbing stuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,700 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - America - Complete
Heterosexualia by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. In which the female nations try to put the OW in yaoi and the male nations try to put the HET in Hetalia. Naturally, massive cast list and even larger pairing list ensues. Sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Bound Together by randomfics reviews
Being scammed on a house wasn't planned. Neither was the six foot tall, scary Swedish man that apparently got scammed into the same thing. Too bad they were stuck together. -Complete-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,114 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
FELICIANO Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own FELICIANO unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your FELICIANO unit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 reviews
Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,940 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Russia, America - Complete