What are you doing at this profile? I haven't written that many stories! And the only one that did write has gotten absolutely no reviews, so it can't be that good anyway! I mean, I read and review a fair bit, I guess...But not to an extent to get me noticed by anyone!...If you want to see my favorites list, go ahead! But why are you looking at mine when you can go to someone else? Well?

I own nothing, please do not sue me.

Making OC's makes me happy! I don't care what fandom they're for!

I do not own or are in any way related to Pokemon, so please don't sue me for writing about them!

"I wonder why?"- Me, a personal favorite quote

"Let the Neurosurgeons have your brain, they know about your brain. They don't know jack about your heart."- 'Harbingers in the Fountain', Bones

"Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it"- Malcolm(Of Macbeth), Act I, scene iv

"Challenge your preconceptions, or they'll challenge you."- Star Trek ENT

"Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a damn."- Rhett Butler, Gone With the Wind

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile!

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 laughing their butts off at the others!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when…
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen-name or Facebook.
4.) You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.