Hello, world! I'm Amun-kun, the epic, sexy, ninja brother of Lucia Diana-Ninja Queen, or ChiChi.

Whose penname is subject to change...Soon...

I am:

A Muslim

A High-Schooler

A Ninja

A Jedi Knight

A Saiyan Warrior

A Food-Lover

A Sly Cooper, Zelda, Mario, and Black-Ops Lover

A Decent Swimmer (With A Six-Pack, Foolz!)

A Break-Dancer

A Brother

A Llama Warrior (PM me if you want to join!)

A Dude Who Is Not (No Matter What ChiChi Says) A Player

A Son Of Apollo

A Gryffindor

I am a person. With likes and dislikes, a soul, a heart, and many other things, so if you are one too, you will respect that...

Copy & Paste

~Random Family Friend: "Wow, I haven't seen you since you were little!!!!"
Me: "Ahaha! Nice to see ya!" *Mentally* Who the fudge are you???

~(rah)² (ah)³ + ([roma (1+ma)] + (ga)² + (ooh)(la)² = Bad Romance.

~Dad: Now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick!!
Me: Dad...It's like a G6.

~God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me. Oh so sexy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you. Well...we all make mistakes...

~I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.

~Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life.
Give an octopus Nunchuks, no-one's eating fish ever again, honey.

~Me: Hey, I'm making cookies, want some?
Person: What kind are they?
Me: Doesn't matter, they're cookies.

~I swear Mario is a hobo!
He wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins.
To buy what, MUSHROOMS?!

~Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

~8 THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE:

1. People who point to their wrist while asking for the time. Come on, I know where my watch is, where the hell is yours? I don't point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is.

2. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No, freak, I just paid ten dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

3. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

4. When people correct my usage of words using correct grammar while I'm talking. It's a tad annoying, not to mention rude.

5. When you are waiting at the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, genius?

6. When you're eating something and someone asks, "Is that good?" No, it's really disgusting. I just like to eat things I hate.

7. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.

8. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right. What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

~Sixteen Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Peace, Love, Video Games,

Amun-Kun.