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Well, my user name is pretty long... So you could just call me Lynn.

I've noticed that it's been a while since I've flutzed with my profile thing... I'm gonna update it...


My Favorite Quotes

" I'm Disterbing The Peace!!" (yours truely)

"Nowhere to hide? Try blending in with potato sacks." (Tobuscus)

"The Cake is a lie!" (Also Tobuscus)

"Shut Up!" (Smosh)

"If you kill me, I'm gonna be dead!" (Tobuscus, I really like Tobuscus)

"Just kill 'em with your awsome!" (Tobuscus)

"Dance, water, dance! (Demyx from Kingdom Hearts)

"Oops, I knew that... Just kidding." (My cousin)

And Last, But NOT least (My personal favorite)... "Knock, knock Mo'Sakra!" (Do I even have to say?... TOBUSCUS! Sorry, couldn't help it)

(And I do acually say these things)

Some of my favorite ramblings of Tobuscus:

"This game is cake...It's like walking in...Like...It's like poping out of a cake at a wedding and then you're like 'Suprise it's Chocolate!' And you hate chocolate. AND it's poisonous. And you really shouldn't eat it, but you're gonna eat it...Because IT'S YOUR FRICKEN WEDDING AND YOU DARN WELL BETTER EAT IT!"

"Nature finds a way. That's a quote from Jurassic Park that talks about reproduction. Hopefully the Slender Man is not trying to reproduce right now. Cause he's Slender Man and I'm... a man as well. Unless he's like some Slender Frog-Man. Oh man, he's trying to turn on the sexy static music. 'Aww yeah, that's my jam. Oh, turn the lights down. That's right.'"

“You are not the brightest zombies in the biscuit. I don’t know why people keep putting zombies in a biscuit, but you gotta do what you gotta do.”

"He would rather be dead than live in a world where capitals are allowed at the beginning of sentances... Him too. Oh my gosh. Something has to be done. I'm not going to stand idly by. I'm going to walk idly forward... And I'm going to talk idly... By. And hopefully, by talking, instead of writing, I will stop the segregation of capital letters and lower case letters. Because, unless somebody's transcribing everything I say, there are gonna be no capital letters. And... That's my goal."


Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Mass effect 1,2 &3, All the Grand Theft Auto's and All the Assassin's Creed's are my Favorite video games. (I actually love GTA IV because I kind of have this huge crush on Patrick McReary...)

I also Love SIMS, which is a computer game, but still.

My favorite shows are: South Park, King of Queens, 1,000 ways to die, 3rd rock from the sun, Dead Like Me, American Dad, and Famliy Guy


OKAY! Music selection:

30 Seconds to Mars, Three Days Grace, Gorillaz, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Green Day, Skillet, Adele (yeah... my mom's fault), Flyleaf (sometimes), Eminem (The ONLY Rapper I'll listen to), Goo Goo Dolls, Hoobastank, Alien Ant Farm, Guns & Roses, Halestorm, and many, many more...


Age: I'm not telling, but ranges between 10-20.

Name: Ha! I don't give out my name on the internet. come on I'm not that stupid. (Still pretty stupid though) (I actually go by my middle name on here)

Favrorite web sites: Facebook, FanFiction, youtube, Quotev

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN!!

One thing I tend to do... I, when talking to people, like to ramble about the most random things that pop into my head. I've come to the conclusion that I love to hear myself talk. I don't really know why I'm mentioning this but... yeah...

I also have a tendancy to apologize for everything. Even if I didn't do anything. For example: one time my friend stubbed her toe on my couch and when she said "ow", the first thing I did was shout "I'm Sorry!"... Then she turned to me and said "Yeah, 'cause it's your fault I stubbed my toe" as sacrastically as she could.


I'm emo so I must cut my wrists
I'm not like everyone else so I must be a loser
I speak my mind so I must be a bitch
I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control
I don't have a religion, so I must not have morals
I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible
I am a liberal so I must be gay
I'm southern so I must be white trash
I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut
I'm a punk so I must do drugs
I am young so I must be naive
I wear black so I must be a goth
I'm a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I dye my hair crazy colors so I must be looking for attention
I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention
I wear what I want so I must be a poser
I have a german heritage so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with Gays so I must be Gay too
I'm a virgin so I must be a prude
I'm a female gamer so I must be ugly or crazy
I'm bi so I must think every person I see is hot
I don't like the sun so I must be albino
I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party
I'm skinny so I must be weak
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Bold the ones that apply to you.


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How to happily harbor a viper in your midst by Sattar reviews
Recipe: three parts sarcasm, one part drama, two parts fluff, mix and shake with ridiculous banters, bake into "post-traumatic recovery" and "learning to build a communication" narrative cakes, sprinkle with demonic lectures on psychology.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,811 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
Dead Like Us by DarlingDaisyFace reviews
The story continues here with the life of George, Roxy, Daisy and the loveable Mason after the show and movie. These written "episodes" are a funny continuance to the Dead like Me episodes that once where. Beware of the harsh language, it stays true!
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - George L.
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
At Your Side by mille libri reviews
Hawke came to Kirkwall to protect her family. She isn't ready for the changes ahead or the men who will help her through them: the dwarf who becomes her best friend and the elf she can't resist. Together they'll solve a dark mystery and change Kirkwall.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 172,999 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Would I Wash Upon Your Shore by Torilund Archer reviews
AU: fem!Hawke is a Tevinter magister. She kills Denarius and wins all that he owns...including Fenris. This will be a full length AU - events will unfold in different ways because some things are simply fated to be. M for later graphic sex and violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,921 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Death and a Post It by FrenchFries75 reviews
George keeps thinking about the day she died; Mason is there to lend a hand and more. George/Mason. The smut is up, and it's finally done.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,271 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Mason, George L. - Complete
Only Yours by Maknesium reviews
A collection of one shots revolving around Female Hawke and Fenris. So much of their relationship was left up in the air. This is just of few of my ideas on things that could have transpired between them. Expect fluff, mosty smut, and silliness.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,620 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
The Ramblings of Henrich Cornelius Agrippa by SvendalMunch reviews
Simply Put? This is 10 chapters of Agrippa rambling on and on and on. Why? Because it's hilarious! If your in the mood for something amusing, you'll enjoy! AgrippaXAgrippaXAgrippa. Kidding, but really, no other character is in the story! R&R!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Agrippa
Non Riesco a Ricordare by Jadeah reviews
In a fight with the guards, Ezio seems to have suffered a blow to the head. Confused, and unable to remember who or where he is, he must try and find himself before it's too late. T for swears and violence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 44,085 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Ezio A. - Complete
Gentrification, or How Not To Be A Sow's Ear by strangegibbon reviews
Hawke needs a few lessons in etiquette and Fenris is the most qualified to help much to the dismay of both parties. Hopefully they can manage not to kill each other in the process. AU. F!Hawke/Fenris Find it in Russian at /readfic/2628013 - huge love to the talented lenokkk x
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,116 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Brittle Bones, Tender Touch by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Joker's claims about being a ladies' man drives Shepard into daring him to prove it. She never suspects that he would take on her challenge and discover her well-guarded secret! Unabashed Shoker banter and mature content ahead!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete