Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Another fictional account of the Nagano School Massacre for those who need ideas on how Tomaki stabbed Ganta in the back. Adult themes with strong language.

First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar

Fort Forlic in my mind. I hope I did his artisticness justice

"Do not yell. It becomes quite bothersome. The more you struggle, the more unnecessary pain you will have to endure." Ciel struggled weakly as the puppet strings worked to immobilize him. "I shall make you a beautiful doll; one like no other."

Grimmjow. Aspect: Destruction. Don't know how to classify this.. Read and you'll see how it goes. Genre: can't classify either.

Wherein things that are buried do not remain buried and there are stories with simply no endings. /Konan, Hidan and a stray cat./

Graverobber teaches Shilo the trade.

He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.

She’s earth, but he’s stone, and he can’t be broken.

I'll be your father. Your brother. Your son." --- Three scenes about Eric and Godric. Slash. Part 3: Son

Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.

An improbable encounter turns two lives topsy turvy and the consequences are dire. Alternate timeline, Sasori lives after the final battle. SasoriHinata

Something wasn't right between Furio Tigre and herself. Viola Cadaverini knew that, she just wasn't quite sure what that 'something' was. Or maybe she just didn't want to admit it. ::Furio/Viola::

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Grimmjow x Halibel. Until he wins, he will stay and fight. Victory is hers from the beginning, but that does not stop him from trying anyway.

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

3AM night shifts, annoying room mates and lethal pots and pans. Hidan and Temari, what more would you expect? HidaTema

um. Warning: lemon, yaoi, no plot, smut. pairing: Kakuzu x Hidan

-drabble- 'Maybe you should kill me.' -HidanKonan-

He remembered seeing her silhouette during the extractions, but this was the first time they had come across each other in one of the bases. In fact, he surmised, this was the first time he could recall ever meeting her face to face. Shame. Hidan, Konan.

Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.

Drabble written on a word I randomly picked out of a thesaurus with my eyes closed. Dedicated to LoneGothic, and influenced by Gunpowder. Hidan and Sakura.

Kakuzu would enjoy pushing his thread through Hidan's flesh for no reason but his own pleasure. He'd enjoy tiptilting the monk's pretty smiles. He'd like it.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.

Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.

Slight Ryuk x Light. Kira, god of his new world. However, despite his protracted periods of isolation, he's not quite as alone as he thinks. Spoilers up until 99, although anything other than that is just speculation.

Slight Ryuk x Light. All in an evening's work.