TheWiseGurl
 Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hey guys! Welcome to my page! ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what's best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off You like plane rides You are Aquaphobic 70% POSEIDON 80% HADES 10% DEMETER 70% ARES 20% ATHENA 40% APOLLO 70% HUNTER OF ARTEMIS 20% HEPHAESTUS 10% APHRODITE 60% HERMES 60% DIONYSUS 70% So, I'm most likely a Dionysus, Apollo, Demeter, Poseidon, or Zeus. Camp Half-Blood pledge I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea. I promise to remember Annabeth When a spider comes at me. I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course. I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Chiron When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.'' I promise to remember Tyson When friend stays by my side. I promise to remember Thalia When someone is scared of heights. I promise to remember Clarisse When someone gives me fright. I promise to remember Bianca When I see someone scold their younger brother. I promise to remember Nico When i see someone who doesn't get along with others. I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars. I promise to remember Rachel When a limo passes by my car. I promise to remember The Stolls whenever my home is beginning to unsettle I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working metal I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. 1.) Reyna 2.) Hazel 3.) Frank 4.) Percy5.) Piper6.) Leo 7.) Annabeth8.) Thalia9.) Jason 10.) Octavian 11.) Rachel 12.) Nico 1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? A: Ummm, nope I dont think so. And I dont think I want to... 2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? A: EXTREMLY! 3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? A: I would be very disturbed, they're practicaly cousins! 4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? A: Yup! 5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? A: Awww! That would be perfect to me 6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? A: Five/Ten. Im actually a Jeyna shipper but Jasper is better then 7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? A: Probably be quite disgusted and then scream at them for a long time 8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. A: I have noooo clue haha 9.) Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff? A: I hope not. They've never even met! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: 1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4) You know which pages the good parts are on. 5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon, yeah) 9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10) You have a plan to get out of school early on October 12 so you can buy The Last Hero, read it, and still have time to do your homework.(And then have time to finish it that day.) 11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!) 12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes) 16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?” 19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21) You dream about PJO every night. 23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 29) you try to forse your friends to read PJO 30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally) 31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that) 35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (Tottally 37) You have an instant crush on Leo. (I know it said Percy first, but Leo is so much cooler) 38) You just have to research more about greek mythology. 39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT 40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times. 41) You are always thinking of PJO 42) You carry a ball point pen around with you everywhere. (Well, yeah, I'm a writer!) 43) Flame on! is your new catch prase (Flame On! Booyah!) I'm a Leo Lover! Leo Valdez is my favorite Rick Riordan character, ever! Leo is so cute (i think) I write about him constantly. You have to love all those useless copy and paste thingymabobbers: Haikus are random They never make any sense Refrigerator If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 % of kids would DIE if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you are 1 of the 2 that would laugh their heads off at the others. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (I have, especially when they start singing Justin Beiber Just to annoy me, i hate him) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile (I don't think i'm either) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile (totally, especially mythbusters ones) If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile. If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile. If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio. (My brother and bestfriend are fun to annoy) If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile LOL If u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile (why haven't i seen this more?) If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.(Leo, Leo, Leo!) If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile (Probably) If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read every single one of these up to here, award yourself 5 points and copy this somewhere into your profile. If you don't like Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you agree that TV shows should never be cancelled, copy and paste this on your profile. If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile 93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP'(Jump Jump Jump!) If you're one in a million copy and paste this on your profile If you agree with me that Justin Beiber's carreer should end now copy and paste this onto your profile (I don't know why it started) Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD) What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man? I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth. It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing. I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead. Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home. It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Screw fire and save matches!! Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons. I hear your silence loud and clear. According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Generally, generalizations are wrong. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here? Whatever you are, be a good one. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. We are the people our parents warned us about. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Belief gets in the way of learning. If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done? Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years. We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality. If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire. A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. Have the courage to live. Anyone can die. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months. Cynics are made, not born. What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is the ceiling. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains. Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing! Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . . When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing. If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me. Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up. People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Sure you do, people die of laughing too hard) He who laughs last didn't get it. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out. The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life? Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes! Be insane- well behaved people never made history. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions. It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . . I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me. I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!" Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper. I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . . Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you? "Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!" Leo lovers unite! (I'm talking bout' my man Leo V, and does anyone else think it's funny that Charmed (I've not read it though...) and Heros of Olympus have two of the same names for characters, and there in love in charmed (I think...)?) I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight (I'm not reading it, stop trying to convince me and mind your own beezwax, i'm happy with HOO). The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that in fact hates justin beiber (he don't (not bad grammer, hear me out here!) deserve caps) and everything about him (I don't care if we share the same favorite color!).The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it. (Before it said retard, but that isn't a nice thing to say) The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can ...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink ...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front ...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke ...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter ...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8 ...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches ...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering Feel free to PM me, I'll respond :) |
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