You may remember me from my other name, Ilovelinkinpark222. Most of my stories were really really bad, so forget about them and read my NEW stories XD

Quotes: Yes, some are old but I love them lots...XD
It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it HILARIUOS!
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
"I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
Only in America do people order Jumbo Fries Doulbe Cheeseburger, and a diet coke.
Only in America do they leave the doors open in banks but chain the pens to the counter
My Chicken Wings flew away
I ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse and HIT HIM AGAIN!
Evil shouldn't look so good!
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (How come they gave that phobia the longest name?)
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated so kiss me baby Im vacinated!
Do U tHInK iM A GrOcErY ItEM Or sOmThIn cUz u kEeP cHeCkIn mE Out
I HaTe baRbie thE @!$ HAs EvErYThing
Why do they call it a FRENCH kiss if AMERICANS do it the best?!?!?
I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm VEGAS'S Finest!
There is no I in team but there IS a ME
It's all fun and games until someone looses and eye, in that case, it's more fun'cause you get to play with the eye
You say Freaky, Physco,Pyro-maniac like it's a bad thing
Try your best, and remember, ametures built the Ark and Proffesianals built the Titanic...
M'kay (ahh yes, a very wonderful quote XD)
You know you is Obsessed wif HP when...you see HP (house party) on a Sims message board and think that they made A Harry Potter expansion pack
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile...:):)
I is neva listinin' in dat one class cawled Englich...(sp errors are part of the joke for those big-headed peoples who no understand)
Everyone's intitled to be stupid, but YOU'RE abusing the privlidge
No really, What's wrong with your face??
If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump wit them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
I must be wishin on someone elses star, cuz she keeps gettin what i'm wishin for!
If u don't lyke the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot
Next time you hurt a girl,You just might destroy her whole world.
Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and you know you can't have them?
I don't have an attitude problem, I'm suppost to be like this
I didn't ASK to be a princess, but HEY, if the crown fits
keep honking. i'm reloading.
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
Honk if you want to see my finger.