Paprika11
Author has written 6 stories for Hunter X Hunter, and Misc. Books. Note- I would love to betaread anything! I love reading over stuff and I'm a knitpicker, and am willing to read over the most crude of drafts! Hi. As of today, at ten at night of the twenty second of June, in the humble year of 2016, I have proofed into existence among the other writers that, like me, wish to write a story for a reason that may or may not be explained to you. Please note that I am over eleven, but I'm under eighteen, too. Although, my characters will be within a few years of my age, and act quite similarly to me. Although awkward when speaking to people, I hope that my writing will prove to be engaging, exemplary, enthusiastic, elegant, ecstatic, enjoyable, emotional... *pulls out dictionary* hmmmm... (Ten minutes later) Anyways... My name is not given at any point, nor will it ever be. Don't try to find out stuff about me, because you probably will, cause I tend to drop info like people pretend to drop money. Due to my unique tendency to rample for a long time, I shall attempt to shorten this down- I know, such an unfathomable thing- and just say this- I don't Hunter X Hunter, or any other show/anime/book. If I did, I would be writing this on a fancy laptop, not the family iPad. Thank you for spending (or wasting) a few minutes (or hours, if my writing proved to be indecipherable) of your time to read this. I hope that my pieces aren't pieces of shit. That would be bad... Really quickly- wanna learn about me? Name: Samuel. I'm a girl with a boys name- deal with it. Age: Over 11, under 18. Although I do want to try what wine tastes like. (But I can't. *sigh*) Likes: Doodling, writing stories, writing poetry, reading stories, playing video games. And chocolate. And candy. And Parmesan cheese. And pasta. Dislikes: Mushrooms, people who have really bad grammar. Bad puns (okay, maybe they're really funny... Maybe). Also, people who make Mexican stereotypes, even though I know some people who are here illegally. But not everyone is! I'm not here illegally Ships: KilluGon, Leopika, Hisollu, LeorioXHisoka, SasuNaru. Kakashi&Iruka. ShikaNaru. YamamotoXGokudera. YamamotoXTsuna. Shikamaru with anyone, honestly. Germany X Italy. France X anyone. Romano X Spain. USUK Evil Ships: ChrolloXKurapika. SakuraX anyone but Shikamaru. Writing style: Some OCs, some fluff. Usually past tense, first person. I like to great the fourth wall for the sake of humor- you have been warned. What I've read/ watched (all/most of): HunterXHunter, Ouran Highschool Hostclub, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I've watched quite a bit of Naruto but after a while, I gave up cause it was way too long. Hetalia. What I've started but not finished or don't remember well: Yu Yu Hakusho, Durarara!, Tsuritama, Sket Dance, Soul Eater, Akame ga kill. Other: Please excuse my spacing- I don't work on a computer. All my writing about different diagnosises and family issues is firsthand known or well researched. My writing is also my way to vent out any of my feelings, so consider yourself warned- there's a lot of depression and fluff. Betareading: I want to betaread just cause I'm good at it. Friends: not you. ;) Divergent faction- both Amity and Dauntless. Then, Erudite, Abnegation, and lastly, Candor also, if you review/ follow anything, chances are I'll look at your stuff, so look at me! And REVIEEEW! Ciao for now, Paprika11 If you hate being stereotyped, then copy/paste this into your profile, un-bold everything, and re bold all that would theoretically apply to you. I got this from someone who got it from Victorious-Mind. I really hate chain stuff but I hate stereotyping shit even more, so I'm doing it. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Fun things to do in wal- mart 1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 52. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not puting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it! 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!" 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there's a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out "Yes!! I got it!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I've ever seen, i think it was pregnant!! Hey look, there's another one!!" Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You digust me" Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: "Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)" "Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)" Etc. 85. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just flail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men's department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying "All I ever wanted was a little attention" Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say "Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming "NO!! I DON'T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!" Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say "I...will start...a fire..." The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don't light the zippo, just hold it closed. ] 95. Light a match under a spinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy. 98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this" 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people "Have you seen my mommy?" 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. 102.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 103.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 104. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 105. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 106. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 107. Start a fish-stick fight. 108. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 109. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 110. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 111. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 112. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 113. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 114. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 115. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 116. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. The possibilities are endless! | |||||||
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