The Goddess Of Comfort
 Author has written 1 story for Pokémon. Here is The Goddess Of Comfort, bringing to you her ideas and thoughts on life, or aspects of them. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or face-to-face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all my time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who stops and smells flowers and jumps and splashes in the rain. BUT I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things. Hidden deep within me Worlds best 8 Superb Sentences Shakespeare. "Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because U May Win The Game But The Risk Is That U Will Surely Lose The Person For A Life Time". "Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases Keep Quiet." "Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It". Napoleon. "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people!" Einstein. "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me It's because of them I did it myself." Abraham Lincoln. "If friendship is ur weakest point then U are the strongest person in the world." William Arthur. "Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them". Hitler. "When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You, But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You." GOOD FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" GOOD FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." GOOD FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" GOOD FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!" GOOD FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon/pad and push you in. GOOD FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" GOOD FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. GOOD FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" GOOD FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. GOOD FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! GOOD FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN! we messed up!" GOOD FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried . . . just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. GOOD FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial GOOD FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad . . . here's a tissue." (I'd probably lose it in the most obvious place in the world) GOOD FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story . . . GOOD FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you GOOD FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." GOOD FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. GOOD FRIENDS: Are only for a little while. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. GOOD FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" GOOD FRIENDS: Will ask you why you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who made you cry. GOOD FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions just because they can. GOOD FRIENDS: Help you learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance. GOOD FRIENDS: Will hide you from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place. GOOD FRIENDS: Stop you from making a total fool of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Will be right there making a fool of themselves with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Let you make a fool of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Will be right there making a fool of themselves with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will say you deserve better when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say "You die in seven days." GOOD FRIENDS: Will tell you you're too good for him when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and tell him he has a week to live. GOOD FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight when your boyfriend. BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his but. GOOD FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting there next to you singing the jail song. GOOD FRIENDS: Will pick a cute chick flick for you to watch on movie night. BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "Signs" to watch and scare you in the process. GOOD FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize someone's house. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one the police find along with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Come over every couple months for a sleepover. BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders. GOOD FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend. BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him until he's redder than a fire hydrant. GOOD FRIENDS: Don't see you when you're sick. BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer book and your phone. GOOD FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you. BEST FRIENDS: Scare the hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel. BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you. GOOD FRIENDS: Will wait until a reasonable hour to call you. BEST FRIENDS: Call you at two in the morning. GOOD FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things alone. GOOD FRIENDS: Will try not to embarrass you while you're near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to 'accidentally' push you into him while you're standing next to him. GOOD FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit! If Is equal to Then KNOWLEDGE = LOVE= LUCK = None of them makes 100% Is it Money? Leadership? Every problem has a solution, It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes ATTITUDE = Negatives lines ,with positive 1.Money can't buy happiness, but its 2.Forgive your enemy, but remember 3.Help a man when he is in trouble 4.Many people are alive only because "Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE." Five undeniable Facts of Life : 1.Don't educate 2.Best awarded words "Eat your food 3.The One 4.There is 5.You are loved Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs Punctuation is very important to our everyday lives. For example: "Let's eat Grandma!" "Let's eat, Grandma!" Just one little comma can make such a big difference! Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. 97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this as your status 97% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would grab a chair and popcorn and chant "JUMP! JUMP!" then copy and paste this on your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92% of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that have still stayed loyal to rock or heavy metal, please copy and paste this to your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile! If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. Put this on your profile: If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back. Waking up from a good dream is one thing. Having it not come back is another; especially if you try to go back to sleep as soon as you wake up. If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled. If slow computers drive you CRAZY. If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe. If you use your cell phone to see in the dark. If all those years you watched Blue's Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL. If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings. If you love people who text back instantly. If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good. If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later. If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies. If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING. If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up. If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway. If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava. If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing. If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done." If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting. If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it. If you believe everything you read in any type of book including comic books are real, at least in a different universe. Girl Comebacks; Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Guy: Your eyes- they're amazing! Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman. Guy: I can tell you want me. Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous. Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Guy: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! Put this in your profile if you love to laugh! People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie. Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel- let's just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape... I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall down the stairs, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, then why the heck are you scared?! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, but all I want to know is who's drank my water! If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you. You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did. Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!" People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..." The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts. I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time. Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to? It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! They never suspect the short one. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia? Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo? People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends. Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!! Hey stupid! Your sock is untied... If my calculations are correct...slinky (plus) escalator= EVERLASTING FUN!! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together? Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me... Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? We're so cool ice cubes are jealous. I'm not as random as you think I- SALAD. It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either. Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme? Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for. If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!!! I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves? I see no good reason to act my age. Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls. Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated. At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh? Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades. If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you. I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me. I tried being normal, but I didn't like it. Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored- as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music. I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? Is there another word for synonym? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.' Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' 'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore studying must be evil.' 'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!' 'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' 'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.' 'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?' It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's even funnier! 'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.' 'Define normal.' Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons? They're forgetting one: morons. Life's about how you view things. Like, the Titanic sinking was a miracle for those lobsters in the kitchen. I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what real fruit tastes like. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate-chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. Just make sure you don't forget the included flower pot and dirt. Be optimistic; all the people you hate will die someday. Disaster: when your country is obese but there's a skinny jean fad. I'm the most responsible person I know. Whenever anything goes wrong, my parents say I'm responsible. I hate how chocolate melts in my hand. I mean, I know I'm hot, but its getting all over my hands! Someone told me I was delusional, and I almost fell off my unicorn. My dog must think she's really popular. Whenever someone knocks on the door, she assumes its for her. I might never forget you, but I'll sure keep trying. Some people say Harry Potter is magic, but Spongebob's the one who can make an underwater fire. America: where the general population spends 50% of their money buying unhealthy food, and the other 50% trying to lose weight, medical bills, or skin care. Anyone who says trees are helpless needs to have thousands of tiny sharpened pieces of paper shot at them. We live in a society where a) the pizza arrives at your house before the police, b) banks leave their doors wide open but chain their pens to the desk. I don't care what people think of me- mosquitoes love me. If I was meant to be controlled, I would've come with a remote control. I put the "pro" in procrastinate. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the tme to do it. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. Stupid is just a 5 letter word. Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans? Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it. That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is. If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. Work is blackmail for survival. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys. When all else fails, use duct tape. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Learn from me. I am wise. No I'm not. Overlook me. Don't. Are you confused? No, you're not. I am happy. You are sad. No, I'm sad. You're not happy. You are happy. I'm confusing. You are confused. Now it makes sense. Ha. Smile... even though it freaks other people out. There's a fine line between sanity and insanity. I believe I crossed it several hundred miles back. Fate drove me here, then told me to get out of the car. When there's an awkward silence... "FOR NARNIA!" I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute. I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter. Ah... Medieval Times. When boys opened doors for girls instead of trampling them on their way out. Those were the good old days. Keep smiling –– it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them. I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. It is better to keep your mouth shut and make people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. I wasn't calling you names. I was stating the obvious. I'm sick of all this talk about vampires and werewolves. What we really need is a good book about unicorns. I'm not cynical. Everything just sucks. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again. The difference between brilliance and stupidity is that brilliance has its limits. I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid. You have the right to remain silent, so please just shut up. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. I didn't slap you! I just gave you a high five in the face. A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice. If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them AND you have their shoes! Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into things. Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest to sit down and shut up. Whoever says that words never hurt has obviously never been hit by a dictionary. Whoever says, "As easy as taking candy from a baby," has obviously never tried that. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. I'm only Grumpy because you're Dopey. Forget love. I'd rather fall in chocolate Of course I flinched! You almost punched me in the face!! Oh great, now that song's stuck in my head and I only know one line... Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us? "PUT THE PHONE AWAY!" Chill, it's a phone, not a gun... No, spellcheck, that's my name, not a misspelling... Trying not to cough when you're in a room full of silent people. -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "Bless you." -SNEEZE- "DUDE?!?!?!?!?!" I forgot your name, so I'm waiting for somebody to say it. That awkward moment when you zone out and accidentally stare at someone. Re-discovering music you used to love. The feeling you get when the bell rings on the last day of school... Not remembering whether it happened in a dream or real life... Taking a test and thinking "A, D, C, B, C, C, C, C, C...That CAN'T be right." 1st day of school: I'm so excited! 1 week later: When are the holidays? I hate when your super excited about something and everything goes wrong. If the schools on fire, I'm running, not walking. Just so you know. "-Text sending-" NO, WRONG PERSON, CANCEL!! Too late :( When a teacher disses a student and the class goes "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" The feeling you get when you wake up on the first day of summer. I use my phone as a flashlight and hit random buttons to keep it lit. "Hey, did you do the homework?" "...What homework?!" HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!!!!! When my teacher says "Study," I say "YES! NO HOMEWORK!!" "Is there something you would like to share with the class?" (Why do you think I'm whispering?!) I was blown away when I realized OK looked like a sideways person. I was even more blown away when I realized QK looked like a sideways ninja. Sometimes I stare off into space and realize I'm staring at some random person...awkward... Why do sharp inanimate objects seem to hate me? It FEELS like 20 minutes have gone by in class. It's ONLY been 2. :( When you walk in late and everyone stares at you like you killed someone... I hate when I'm expecting a text, my phone vibrates, and it's someone else. "Thank you, Captain Obvious." "You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm." When I'm the only one awake at night and I hear a noise...I completely freeze. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later. If there's a fire at school, who's actually gonna stay quiet and walk? (I think we ALL agree on this...) In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (How would we?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (It is called soap, isn't it? On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (A little late, don't ya think?) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No duh. What'd you think it would be, cold?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Well, thanks for the advice, but I'm pretty sure we ain't idiots.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Sure... like we let miniature toddlers drive cars. Sure) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (It says Sleep Aid, doesn't it?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (What else is there?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Anyone care to shed a little light on this subject...?) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No, peanuts are volleyballs.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (I think we know that...) Shed on our stupidity by reposting this! Dad Poem At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him and thank him while he's alive. If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile. I LOVE YOU, DADDY! You're the BDITW!!!(BEST DAD IN THE WORLD!!!) This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! Itz pretty easy. Kids Are Quick: TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. sXs TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. sXs TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L. TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. sXs TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O sXs TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! sXs TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. sXs TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' sXs TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. sXs TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. sXs TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. sXs TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". This didn't actually work for me, but who knows. This just may work for you ,／l、 95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, Einstinette, Kingdomwriter34, 2whitie, gsunny6, The Goddess Of Comfort If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. If animal abuse makes you cry, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile (I live in books!) If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. If you're the person who doesn't care if you've already copied and pasted the same thing on your profile, copy/paste this into your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Always Running The Labyrinth, IzzydaWolfeGrrl, TheBlueBottle,That Creepy Kid, Darquesse, Holly Bluemoon,Whiskas1393, 2whitie, gsunny6, Aria-Daughter Of Apollo. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend hours reading, writing, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. That is what should MAKE you a cool person. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is if you've memorized the Zelda game backwards and forwards because you've played it 5 times and helpped people play it 4 times! Crazy is when you obsess over the Phantom of the Opera to the point where you know EVERY SINGLE WORD in the movie, musical, and book! Crazy is when they try to convince you to quit the arts for math in high school and you say "Why can't I just do both?" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? I'm a child of God. He is perfect. I am the product of Perfection. :) LAST: 1. Friend you saw: In person? I can't remember. FAVORITES: 1. Number: 11 EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? Totally. ABOUT YOU: 2. Nick names? Yun, Seoseo. FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? Luisa CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Yup. Chesnut is tasty. You should try it. HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? Milk? Or beer? Cause I drank both. DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Definitely. It happens to me all the time, What a boyfriend should do. When she walks away from you mad, follow her When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong When she ignore's you, Give her your attention When she pull's away, Pull her back When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared, Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does When she misses you, she's hurting inside When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid Give her the world Let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad, hang out with her Let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU PASTE THEM TO YOUR PROFILE ... 1) If you have ever tripped up the stairs You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. You've got a book memorized. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. Your idol is a character from a book. I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile. 95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 'Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT won't make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL, So why bother? 'PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain, or ask Apollo to fry the fish in the lakes. NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG and WTH?! PJO FANS: Say OMG(OH MY GODS) and WTH(WHAT THE HADES)?! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because demigods are supposed to be a secret. NORMAL PEOPLE: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!" PJO FANS: Say "Shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!" NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: Are doing the chasing NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? My Answer: The archery range or the strawberry fields. 2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? My Answer: Will Solace. He has a calming aura, which I need the most. Although dating your half-brother is pretty weird... 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer: The Stoll brothers. 4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? My Answer: Zeus. (Zeus: I should blast you and incinerate you! Me: Sorry, but one of your Ancient laws prevent you from having contact with your children's children, Grandpa.) 5. Your Favorite PJatO book? My Answer: The Battle of The Labyrinth, but Lee Fletcher died! :'( 6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? My Answer: Will Solace! 7. Favorite God or Goddess? My Answer: Apollo 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer: Ask to borrow Blackjack. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer: Will Solace and Nico. They'd probably keep me entertained as we wait for the performance. 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer: Jason. He would fly me back to America. 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? My Answer: Smack him across the face and say that I am asexual, and will not have sex. 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? My Answer: SOLANGELO!!! SQUEEEEEEE! But Percebeth's okay too. 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? My Answer: Have a party, get the Big Three drunk and chew them off. 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer: Trying to kill everyone in my way as a result of a sad book and my hissy fits. 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? My Answer: “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! 16. Favorite Percy Moment? My Answer: “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.” 17. Favorite Nico Moment? My Answer: “You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.” ― Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? My Answer: “He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically. “Green grass breaks through snow. Artemis pleads for my help. I am so cool.” He grinned at us, waiting for applause. "That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said. Apollo frowned. “Was it?” “Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?” “No, no, that’s six syllables, hmm.” He started muttering to himself. Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a goddess from Sparta-" “I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself.” ― Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse 19. Favorite Grover Moment? My Answer: When he sleeps. Food... 20. Favorite Random Moment? My Answer: When Leo and Percy advertised Adidas in front of Nike. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile. If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it like it didn't touch your heart CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. 60 % CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 30% CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 80% CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. 30% CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. 70% CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 50% CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 70% HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. 40% CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 0% CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. 10% CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 80% CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 40% I am a child of Hermes or Hades. 80% each! “A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx. If you agree with this and know what a book is copy and paste this on your profile. (xXIceshadowXx owns all rights to this quotexX) Am I a book freak? Yes So what? While I hole myself up in a good story, you're off reading things from Facebook. While I lose myself in unknown worlds, you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft. While I learn things you cannot imagine, you're off failing school and your teachers and family. I know more about some characters than I do myself— characters you will never know. I can survive my whole life in a world— a world you will never see. I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures— all of which you will never meet. If you and I were in one of the worlds I know— and you would never tell the difference. I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject— something you will never experience the joy and pride of. I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . . I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . . I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . . I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . . I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . . I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . . I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . . I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing. Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have. And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read. Yet you claim that all of this is boring— Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing. You say that this is something no one can like. And yet, here I stand, holding a book. AWESOME SAYINGS!!! - When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares fire-breathing swords with chainsaws! - What are you talking about? I don't get distracted easi- OH, A SQUIRREL!!! - MATH: Mental Abuse To Humans - Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Sanity is overrated. Try insanity! - Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. - Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - Parents are odd. They spend the first few years of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the rest telling you to sit down and shut up. - I believe in a world where chickens can cross the road WITHOUT their motives questioned! - What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? ...Next week. - There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. - An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you melons...you're dyslexic. - Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. - You say "psycho" like it's a bad thing... - Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil. - You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home. - The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. - Being crazy is like being normal, only better! - I'm not very good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs! - God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. - I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing! | |||||||
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