Twilight is one the greatest vampire books ever!! Weee~!

Name ~ Melissa

Age ~ 14 ,Not like anyone is going to search the whole country for twilight obsessed 14 year olds. There's waayy too many, lol.

Gender ~ FEMALE! XX chromosome!!If you couldn't figure THAT out, then I feel sorry for you.

Favorite Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Meg Cabot, Louis Duncan, J.K. Rowling(woohoo harry~), Caroline B. Cooney

Favorite Books: The books by my favorite authors of course~

Currently Reading - Nothing. I'm bored as heck. All the books I bought like 3 months ago, I've only read one of them. The rest are boring, I thought they looked good, but NOTHING. No romance, no action, nothing to my taste. GRR, I can't get a refund too. I need to go to Barnes and Nobles soon!

Favorite Quotes:

"There's always a little truth behind a just kidding." -gotta watch for those sarcastic remarks haha-

"Penguins. Lovely." -Edward Cullen

Me, my friend Samantha, Windy(Whisperzinthedark), Jessica(-OverFlowingHeart-):

"You wish" -Jessica

"I'll show you wishing." -Samantha

"I'll teach you wishing." - Jessica

"I'll date wishing." - Samantha

"I'll marry wishing." - Jessica

"I'll divorce wishing." -Me in the background

"I'll divorce wishing." -Samantha

"I'll annul wishing." -Jessica

"That's the same thing." -Samantha

"No it's not." -Jessica

"She's right. Annuling means canceling. Divorcing means tearing it up, ripping it to shreds, throwing it on the floor, and stomping on it with 5 inch high heels!" -Windy

"Never underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains." -From Fang's Blog

"When life throws you lemons, throw 'em back, and then beat the hell out of life with whatever blunt object you can find lying around. I mean, damn it, life threw lemons at you! You're not just gonna take that shit, are you? Seriously man, don't be a little pussy. Make life sorry it ever messed with you. Life won't pull that shit again."

Favorite Song(s) of the Moment: I just turned into a total Evanescence and Paramore fan. Oh and this foreign band called ELLEGARDEN is pretty good, they're Jap. and they sing in Japanese and english too!

Circles by Paramore

Bring Me To Life By Evanescence

Jitterbug by Ellegarden

Mr.Feather by Ellegarden

Hobbies: Sports(soccer and most ball-related sports), Reading, listening to music, writing fanfiction, reading fanfics, watching TV, reading manga, watching anime

Twilight Obsession Section - WILL HAVE XTREME RAMBLING SESSIONS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED :

Fav. Character(s): Jake, Edward, Emmett, Alice

Jacob Black - Yes, I'm having a whole thing dedicated to talking about Jacob. He's awesome and you know it, you just refuse to accept that you like a werewolf! Don't be in denial!! XD

He's sweet and caring. He brought back Bella from her depression!! If that's not caring then what is? He's tall dark and handsome, aren't those all the things girls look for in a guy? Would you want a short pale and ugly guy invading your dreams? I don't think so. So what if he's a werewolf, what's so wrong about that? You'd have your own puppy! Think about it, you'd more likely have a better life with him than a vampire(I love vamps too, don't get the wrong idea, this is about Jake). Jake could be your own personal heater! He's easy to talk to, adventurous, sweet, caring, loyal, handsome, and selfless. Come on, he gave up his love for Bella at the end of Eclipse so she could be happy with Edward! If that's not selfless, then what is? How could you hate him? Yeah, he kissed Bella forcefully, he makes mistakes, he's not perfect. Perfect is boring, its flaws that make things exciting. Yeah, he loves Bella, is that such a wrong thing? We love Edward, is that such a wrong thing? Loving is not a crime, he has every right to fall in love with whomever, just like how real people has every right to fall in love with someone. So what, he's a werewolf, it's not like he wanted to be one in the first place. He couldn't help it, he couldn't control having the Cullens in Forks. Since now he's heartbroken over Bella, he needs love. Someday, somehow, he'll imprint on the right girl(I'm a fan of bxe, not jxb btw), and he'll live happily ever after and won't bother the couple anymore. And on the brightside, Edward's taken, and Jake isn't.

BTW, I don't hate Edward, as a matter of fact, I love him, but I love Jake just as much, maybe even more.

Story Status:

(Current Stories)

How to Get Rid of Annoying Love Rivals - THE FIRST CHAPTER IS UP AND ONE MORE TO GO

Edward stood in front of the door labeled, “How to Get Rid of Annoying Parasites Called Love Rivals 101.” And right under that, concealed from mortal eye, was another sign that seemed to be part of the one on top, “for mythical creatures.” Edward has, like many have in a relationship, jealousy issues. Except for the fact that he's a vampire, he's just like any other guy. He wants to find a way to get rid of annoying guys without using his superior vampire abilities, as much as he wants to rip their throats out.

Yeah, the title is kind of long, but hey, I originally wanted it to be even longer than that! Try to imagine reading a story called. "How to Get Rid of Annoying Parasites Called Love Rivals 101" I don't even think that FF would let me have such a long title!

Ahh, I change my mind a lot. And I have done it again! This is no longer going to be an anyshot, it's going to be a story. I might not update as fast as other stories, but I have decided that it needs to go on for a bit. It might be longer than Fairy's Prank!

(Completed Stories)

A Fairy's Prank: Finally done!! Just uploaded the epilogue, so now it's officially over with 11 chappies!!