AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

John makes a deduction at a crime scene that leads Sherlock to believe that John is...up to something. What he doesn't know is that John has designed his own experiment aimed at seducing the great Sherlock Holmes. Warning: seduction techniques aimed at reeling in consulting detectives ahead. Nothing too out of control and in character as much as it can be.

...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.

Lestrade unknowingly brings Sherlock's boyfriend in for questioning. "I'm sorry, you've got hell coming." Johnlock

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.

John and Sherlock's relationship is just budding, but Sally Donovan is determined to get inside John's head. Oneshot.