Whee! I return :D

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An Attempt Gone Right: Hyuuga Hinata, the innocent, beautiful daughter of one of the richest families in the world...and the poor soul who goes through daily (failed) kidnapping attempts. So many in fact, shes absolutely used to it. (and yet her father does not seem to notice the kidnapping attempts). So day after day Hinata deals with would-be kidnappers until one day, a stupid little accident actually allows her to be kidnapped.

Genre: Romance/Comedy

It's a sword!: A one-shot. Kisame says it's a sword. Everyone else thinks its a tampon. Poor Fishy-kun. CRACK

Genre: Comedy

Airbourne: Inspired by one of my all-time fav books

I have more in mind

Links-

- You just have to feel for Light-kun. If don't watch this then there is something wrong with you. If you do watch this you'll laugh your ass off...at least hopefully. I found it funny.

- Oh Mello...xP (He looks like a woman wannabe in the manga...)

RaNdOm quotes/ things I hate/ stuff/ etc

1. Gaara is my pet panda/raccoon thing :3 i luvs gaara

2. I've realised something about the Byakugan and why Hinata follows Naruto so much...hehehe...

S

Sa

Sai

Sai i

Sai is

Sai is G

Sai is Ga

Sai is Gay

Sai is Gay b

Sai is Gay bu

Sai is Gay but

Sai is Gay but t

Sai is Gay but th

Sai is Gay but tha

Sai is Gay but that'

Sai is Gay but that's

Sai is Gay but that's O

Sai is Gay but that's Ok

Sai is Gay but that's Oka

Sai is Gay but that's Okay...this is number three

4. I would say the way to a girl's heart is chocolate and/or flowers but I would perfer your blood and your soul - My dear cousin IrounakuTenshi

5. There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who make things happen; those who watch things happen; and those who wonder what the fuck happened. - read it somewhere.

6. MOM!! Im PREGNANT!! - Me. I'm not really preg. I just did it to scare the shit outa my mom...she fainted. I think I gave her a heart attack...

7. 'Doubt thou the stars are fire

Doubt thou the sun doth move

Doubt truth to be a liar.' - ...I believe it was Hamlet.

8. Yeah, okay...wait! What? - me

9. There are just times where I want to kick back and relax, laugh in karma's face, beat the shit out of that preppy bitch, and take a nap but that's never gonna happen is it? -MY quote. MINE I SAY! MINE!!

Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, KaMiruRon, Karimlan di Sindihan, FireWaterLightDark7890, String, Oriel, KakeruTenshi

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and buy his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
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I SUPPORT THE KITTY Copy the kitty onto your profile. She wants to rule the world! She's so innocent, except when she has someone whacked.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

11. IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
12Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

12. What would Hinata be like drunk? Personally, I think she turns into a superultramega perv.

13. Neji Hyuuga = 'screw towards the sun'...that would be kinda hard...wouldn't it?

14. I wuv my kitty

15. I have concluded that Sai is the town whore of Konoha.

16. Panda/Raccoon-chan!

17. ...-looks at reader- HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE STILL HERE!?

18. I'm really cold right now...

19. ...I don't care what people think but Lee and Gai Are. Fucking. Awesome.

20. UH...er...humph...ah! It's times like these that I really don't know what to say...

21. I WANT TO RAPE SUIGETSU!! XD...-silence-...we're destined. I'll find a way. Just you wait...JUST YOU WAIT WORLD!! HAHAHAHA!!

22. Will you still hold me when you see what I have done?
Will you still kiss me the same when you taste my victim’s blood? - lyrics from The Crimson by Atreyu...hey, It is labled under RaNdOm.

More to come!! XD If you like any of this then you may copy and paste onto your profile. Just please give credit if its a quote belonging to me or something

My personality: I've found out that I'm alot like Harahura Haruko from FLCL...so I'm definately fucked up xD. I'm crazy, A PERVERT HAHAHA, caring, smart, and...well, that's probably it.

My fav bands (English and Japanese):

L'Arc en Ciel - They are so AWESOME! Ready, Steady, Go is teh best

Linkin Park - HOT!

Asain Kung-Fu Generation - No words can descrbe how cool I think they are...-blushes- Plus, they have Masafumi-kun...

Evanescence - Yay!

Utada Hikaru - Sanctuary/Passion and Simple and Clean/Hikari from KH2 (all KH games rock!!)

Blink 182 - YAY!

Sum 41 - My cousin got me hooked on them

The Pillows - They did music for FLCL! (Carnival..some others...etc...)

Green Day - They may be oldish but I like their music

Plain White T's - A lot of their music explains how I feel inside

My Chemical Romance (MCR) - Mikey! Gerard!

Emilie Autumn - Love the depressing music

Age: old xp in mah twenties :)

Loves:

Naruto (I would like to think that was a no brainer), Bleach, Naruto (manga), Naruto Shippuuden (manga), Hellsing (the anime and manga are badass), MUSIC, KENSUKE-KOU, photography (my most fav hobby next to writing fanfics), and a lot more others!...and yaoi...I've just come to realise it's...awesomeness...blame the LxLight pairing.

Likes:

I can't believe I'm admitting this but I like flower pressing but not as much as I love photography.

Despise:

Karin

Sakura (only like written ones where she is not a complete bitch)

Pairings (When you look down you can obviously tell who my favorite character is x3)

Naruto:

NaruHina - A very classic and adorable couple. Naruto just needs someone to drop a (very heavy) hint

SasuHina - Black and White. Yin and Yang. Contrasts. Perfectly nice couple to me

ItaHina - A bad boy falling for an innocent angel. One of my most fav. couples.

AkatsukiHina (except KonanHina) - HELL YES!!

GaaHina - A demon and an angel.

EveryotherguyHina - Hinata so awsome! She's perfect with every guy...except Asuma...Jiraiya...Orochimaru...and...Kabuto!

OC

OC's:

I have decided to start anew with my OC's. So most of them are dead and gone to me. I has only one OC left.

Kuragari Arashi (female) (yet again went thru a name change x3)