This is my profile that you are reading right now.

If you're wondering who I am, just call me Fridge or Freezer, both of which my friends call me.

My biggest wish is to go to Hogwarts and go live in the Land of Ooo (I do believe that they exist).

I've called Hogwarts before: 1-(781)-452-4077

I also believe that there is a such thing as butterfly flavored ice cream.

Anyway, most of my friends consider me as a Grammar Nazi, Nutella obsessed bibliophile who has many fandoms.

My favorite hobbies consist of scouring literary works.

I figured that I use commas, ..., and parentheses way too often, so be prepared.

Ok, now you guys can go and read someone else's profile and read their stories OR... There is always the option where you can read my stories! Ha that probably sounded overly cheesy, but I prefer to use the term "too many sprinkles on top."

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

Things You Should Do When You're Really REALLY Bored:

Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.

Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

Go to McDonald's and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

Go to McDonald's and ask for directions to Burger King.

Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

Go jump on a random guys back and yell, "THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN," and see what happens.

Go up to a random lady with a daughter and tell her that her son is adorable.

Run through a police station and yell, "I finally escaped from prison!"

Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.

Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES!"

Go to a store and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say "WELCOME TO NARNIA!!"

Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant wipes.

Go in a dressing room at a store, and yell "OH NO, there's no toilet paper left!"

Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go apply for a job at Burger King.

Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

Go to a fast food restaurant and ask for fries without the potatoes.

In a public place, hold up a box of Cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!"

Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream, "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!"

Go to a horror movie and when everyone is quiet scream as loud as you can.

Dress up as a gorilla and go to a grocery store and buy a cart full of bananas.

Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

Get into a taxi, and when asked where the destination is, yell "FOLLOW THAT CAR!" and point at a random car.

Dress up as Harry Potter (or any other Wizard) and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.

Wear a shirt that says life and sell lemons.

Run into a store and ask what year it is. When they answer, run out screaming, "IT WORKED!!!"

Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!"

Go to a grocery store and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!"

Buy a package of fish bring it to the vet and scream, "It's dead!"

Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.

Fun Things To Copy And Paste Into Your Profiles!

Ever wonder what happens to those people who mysteriously stop updating?

It is a known fact that 94% of people who mysteriously stop updating have been eaten by dragons. The other 6% are hiding in their bathtubs with a fire extinguisher. If you believe this is true, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. (Although that is not scientifically possible, it's metaphorical, so Just go along with it.)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

Pie is good. If you agree... well you know what to do.

And Now... Here Are Some Quotes

"When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?"

"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."

“You call it insanity, I call it inspiration.”

"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!"

"It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!" (and annoying shoes)

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

WHILE YOU'RE STILL HERE...

REAL NAME: As if I'd tell you.

LOCATION: 221B

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME:

FAVORITE FOOD: Is that even a question? NUTELLA! But I also like macaroni and cheese, cheesecake, and white chocolate (not in that order).

PERSONALITY: I am a psycho Nutella loving queen. I am also really shy and quiet, but if I get to know you... you will be wondering how you ever thought that I was quiet.

SOCIAL NETWORK: Fan fiction…That counts right?

RACE: I won first place. HA! Get it? No? Ok.

POPULARITY: If you think that 35 views is popular...

INTERESTS: Nutella, books, grammar, food, Sherlock, and Adventure Time.

INSTRUMENTS: I play flute, kazoo, and can occasionally play the silence.

SPORTS: Orange belt in Tae Kwon Do

MUSIC I LISTEN TO: Anything that emeraldvjk suggests me to listen to.

AGE: I'm a vampire so I kinda lost count sorry

SHOE SIZE: *Stalker

ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE?: Yes. Go eat Nutella now. Thank you.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS

-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

-On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

(The shoplifter special?)

-On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(And that would be how?)

-On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion.)

-On Nanna's Tiramisu desert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(And you thought?...)

-On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't that save me more time?)

-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of destruction if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And...I'm taking this because?)

-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

-On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I was really hoping that I wouldn't have to do all that walking on halloween.)

RANDOM CHALLENGE

Find the nearest book near you, and turn to page 81. Write what is on line 4.

"'Estimated time of arrival is nine minutes, thirty-four seconds.' 'You're asking the cyborg fugitive and the wild animal to be the welcoming committee?'"

Stretch out your left arm as far as you can. What can you touch?

The book that holds all 44 Sherlock stories…how convenient.

What's the last thing you saw on the TV?

Regular Show

Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:53

Now look. What time is it?

6:44

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

"Yay yay cookie cookie." "Hold it tight." "Holdin' it tight." "Here are your blind folds so that you can't see." "I can't see you now." "Can I take a break now?"

When did you last step outside? Why?

Today... I was forced to by the force of school.

What were you doing before you started this survey?

Stealing stuff from dancingintherain2001 (to copy into my profile, not physically, although, I don't think you'll need your alarm clock anytime soon, eh?)

What are you wearing?

Black pants and a flannel shirt. (Marshal Lee heh)

Did you dream last night?

That my room wasn't clean. Did I mention that I'm a neat freak and germophob?

When did you last laugh?

When watching Chucky and seeing all the mistakes they made in the plot line.

What is on the wall of the room you're in?

A window and a painting of DNA.

Have you seen anything weird lately?

Do my friends count?

What do you think of this quiz?

Thanks for helping me procrastinate.

If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A house in Costa Rica in the Four Seasons resort, a penthouse in New York City, a truckload of books, more truckloads of books for my friends, house loads of Nutella, a bunch of companies (books, clothes, food, and I would make a few of my own), give a bunch of it to my dad, give a bunch of it to my mom, give a tiny bit of it to my brother, and save the rest in my bank account. The next day, I would take that money out to buy a life size tardis.

Tell me something I don't know.

How am I supposed to know what you don't know because I might tell you something you know and then I wouldn't be answering the question properly so should I tell you something you know or don't know or nothing at all but then you might know it or not know it and if I told you you could know it and tell someone else or just not have a clue so I am completely bewildered here hey look there's a butterfly!

If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?

Hunger, homelessness, and bad authors (AKA Stephenie Meyers). I would put down skirts, but I wear them, so that would make me a hypocrite. And I don't want you to lose my trust yet.

Do you like to dance?

I thought I was at home, not a ball.

Well, that was fun.

Actually, no.

See that girl you called fat? That's a bench.

See that boy you made fun of today because of his scars? That's the moon.

See that old man sitting on the bench? That's a lamp post.

See that woman carrying a dog? That's an ice cream truck.

I think it's time for you to get new glasses.