Hey y'all! So this is my profile, although if you're on it you probably already know that. Anywho, I basically just copied off my Beta's profile, so yeah.

So far, I've only written Harry Potter and Ranger's Apprentice fanfics. For Harry Potter I really only write Tonks/Lupin fics (but they aren't actual slash fics), and it will most likely stay that way. If you like Ronks fics then you should read my fic, 'Of Weddings and Duck-Beaked Brides' it will most likely make you laugh. But if you like Ronks fics but you prefer them to be depressing, death filled, so sad they make you cry fics I got you covered there to. All you have to do is read my fic, 'Love You to the Moon and Back.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, anything by Rick Riordan,Rangers Apprentice, and Warriors.

Favorite Movie: I don't really have an answer for this one. I don't like the HP movies as much as the books, they did Tonks and Lupin all wrong. The Percy Jackson movie sucked, so yeah, we'll go with I like all the classics.

Favorite Song:I get into song phases and right now it's Come Wake Me Up by Rascal Flatts.

Fandom: POTTERHEAD FOREVER!!!

So, I'm basically just like my Beta, RiverHolly13086, witty and sarcastic and an avid reader. Me, I'm not really popular but I'm smarter than most people and that's probably why. Although, my best friend is a blonde, like a literal, loses-her-pencil-in-her hand type of blonde.

so on to the copy-n-paste this into your profile part.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut.
Nobody knows she she was raped at the age of 13.
People call another guy fat.
Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man ugly.
Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and have severe lung cancer. I also have a tumor in my brain,from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to pay 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but those of you ho don't send itwhat gose around comes around. Have a heart. Re-send this, help her.

If you can't stand bad grammer/punctuation/spelling and want to fix all the errors you see in fanfiction,

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd,

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day,

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both ,

If you actually enjoy reading,

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book,

If you enjoy fantasy in general

If you have ever read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read so few books...

If you often read three or more books at the same time...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"...

If you hate when people make spelling/grammar mistakes in their fanfics,

If you've ever threatened your computer,

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them

If you should be doing homework right now,

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing,

If you can't stand stupid girls, copy and paste this onto your profile

92% of the teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

And this one is for the RL/NT people out there.

If you can recite the words to the Hospital Wing Scene, (yes it does deserve captol letters) copy and paste this into your profile.

f when you listen to any song you try to relate it to Tonks and Lupin's life, (I've been doing well in that particular past-time of late) copy ans paste this into your profile.

If you cry when you read a Tonks/Lupin death scene, (I cried while writing mine) copy and paste this into your profile.

(This is a weird one) If you blush when you read something that is embarrasing to Remus/Tonks.

And all other Potterheads

Rules For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife with PMS

- "I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!"

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people… ” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell “MORPHIN’ TIME!” every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

- I must not shout "beam me up Scotty" before disapparating.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

Now for the RA people

1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue.

2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.

3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.

4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt".

5. You want a bow and arrow set. (I want one. Buy me one please?)

6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice. ( All the time)

7. You're reading this right now. (heck yeah)

8. You sneak around, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.

9. You want to be a ranger. ( I would do literly anything to be a ranger)

10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!! (well I'm not that short for my age so this doesn't apply to me)

11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice.

12. You think it would be fun to be Wills' apprentice.

13. Now you're sad because you aren't.

14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.

15. Now you're grinning like a moron. (that. would be. AWESOME!)

16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!"

17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.

18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.

19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.

20. You're going to enter the contest.

21. You're sad because the contest is over.

22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest that's over.

23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes.

24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than do your homework. (duhh)

25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than watch TV.

27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. (I would murder somebody if they told me that there was an RA manga)

28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.

31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.

32. You accidently called your brother "Horace" yesterday.

33. If you had a munchkin cat you'd name him "Will" (ohh that is so cool!)

34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss. (YES!!!!!! :) )

35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.

36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.

37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater.

38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl.

39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.

40. You know it's the truth.

41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Will is.

42. He really is adorable.

43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already.

44. They really really want you to.

45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.

46. You just hit copy.

47. Don't lie, you know you did.

48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.

49. You even know the names of the background characters.

50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

51. You call your friend Neil, Will all the time

52. Your have your friend Chloe sorta hooked on RA. ( Oh Yeah! I said it!)

53. You have your list of friends into RA pairings.

54. If you were to go into the RA world, you'd make yourself a great name so Will would have to take you hostage cause he's afraid of you ruining his rep.

I love this list so much!

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to dissagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.