Hello fellow mortals. There is a possibility that I am nothing but a mere cage of iguanas, with access to the internet.

I write Star Wars fanfictions. (And possibly Ninjago or Minecraft at one point.)

I apologies if any of my stories anger you, or offend you. I only meant to entertain you.

I hate Anisoka fanfics and will not read them.

Ships I use:

STAR WARS

Anidala - If you're reading one of my Star Wars stories and don't know what the pairing is, it's probably this.

Obidala - Rarely, but I always make sure Anakin/Satine/Siri are dead/nonexistent.

Rexsoka - I like this.

Luxsoka - I'll use this.

NINJAGO

Jay/Nya - Does anyone know the ship name for this?

Kai/Skylor - Either that or an OC

Cole/OC - I have this head-cannon that Cole is attracted to guys.

MINECRAFT

Steve/Alex - does this one even need explaining

If you have an idea based off any of my stories or wish to write fanfiction off of my fanfiction, feel free, just give me credit.

Minecraft Stories: Updates on Mondays

Star Wars and/or Clone Wars: Updates on Tuesdays.

Other Fandoms: We'll see.

I do speak some German, enough to understand stuff, but I won't be able to respond.

Eye color: Bronze with hint of no.

Favorite Song: Monster by Beth Crowley

I fully accept the Korkie is a product of Obitine theory.