This bio was updated the first time on 2-20-2015. So it's been two years [4:49 PM, Sunday/4-23-2017 for me right now]. I feel old. [And now it's 12:48 PM, on a Wednesday. (7-12-2017) Fun.]

So I know there are lonely people out there who don't have friends to talk to who belong to the same Fandom as you do. I'm one of those people.

So you can message me if you want to rant--and if you're a member of a Fandom that I am in--I might understand a little bit better.

You wanna know about me? I am constantly told I have a cold heart, people think I'm older than I really am, and I have a passion for logical and frugal things. I love the fandoms more than anything else most of the time, and I hate being called "sweet" nicknames. No offense, but calling me honey makes me feel super uncomfortable.

Just call me Sara. Or Goat.

If you knew Goatdragon44, message me. I was that player. And now you see where I am now.

Moriarty is still my favorite BBC Sherlock villain... He's just amusing to watch. Eurus comes right after. The manipulation? Very interesting. Moriarty just holds a special place in our hearts, doesn't he?

Mycroft is that important government official that everyone loves. His reader inserts are wonderful.

Sherlock? I have trouble deciding on whether to ship him with John, Molly, or Irene. (Maybe it's a poly- relationship; I'm sure Irene would be down for it)

And why does Greg get so little screen time it seems? He's quite nice to listen to. Or look at. That sounds super creepy.

A loving fan of all things Tolkien. When all the Tolkien line dies, I think I'll roll up in a ball for a week and scream my head off.

Kili was where my addiction for the fandoms all started... So was Fili... I didn't even like Fili at first--well, now I do.

Lord of the Rings and Hobbit fans are savage when it comes to facts. They will butcher you if you get one fact wrong (myself included... I will correct the facts you get wrong).

A Bodhi fan who also wants to see Diego touch Jabba the Hutt. Read the Archives Of Our Own fanfiction on Diego/Jabba... It's so weird (but actually kinda normal).

Deeply infatuated with people on the evil side [Empire, Sith, First Order]. It's my fault, really--I'm evil at my heart. At least, I think so.

Dan and Phil... Phan... Shipper of both them getting married/dating, and of them being best friends.

#SoftAndNeat I will not cry. I must only craft. I SUMMON YOU, SATAN!!

The entire Phandom is basically an the FBI. The tour, the moving, etc.

Yes. I need holy water. Actually, no, I can reject it, right? But Dean can make holy water, right?