ShadowOfAShinobi
 Author has written 6 stories for Naruto. Name- Just call me Brie Age- 101609 Gender:-Female Country- U.S.A Likes: Manga, Anime, reading fanfiction, chocolate, animals, music and candles, rain, ramune, pocky Dislikes: Bugs/insects ( no offense Shino), school, getting sick and seeing people cry. Twitter: DaydreamingBrie 4/17/13- well hello there stranger 6/22/11- its been so long since i posted! i feel bad cause im cheating on FF with storywrite :/ Some things about me: My fav colors are black and purple. I am an emotional and sensitive person however but i can laugh at myself and i know how to have fun Some of the anime Ive watched: Angelic layer, Gravitation(yaoi), Air TV, Princess TuTu, Death Note, Petite Princess Yucie, Naruto (of course), Prince of Tennis, Sailor moon, Dragon Ball Z, Elfin Lied, Trinity Blood, Blood Plus, Diamond Daydreams, Venus vs Virus, Ghost Stories, Bandit Jing, Inuyasha, The Ugly Yet Beautiful World, Oh! My Goddess, Jinki Extend, Tokyo Majin, Chobits, Death Note, Le Chevilier ,Konan, Yuyu Hakusho and many, many more! Fav Movies:Sweeney Todd! All Naruto movies, all Harry Potter movies, District B : 13, The Polar Express Sailor Moon S: Hearts in Ice, Sailor Moon SuperS: Ami's First Love... there are more but I can't remember right now. Fav Band: PARAMORE!!!!!! Hmmm..what other drable can I put? Oh I know! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm BROWN skinned, so I must be African copy and paste if you agree. Favorite Pairings: SasuHina, KakaHina, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, ShikaTema I also want to acknowledge nobody or somebody-you choose. You have helped me more than you know. Thank you! Girls You know you live in the year 2000 when.. 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Here is Hinata's ringtone from 'Betrayal' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wOtLOJsjuc What's your fav Anime character. ("I" refers to your fav character) This was by Hinata-sama of yahoo answers. This is a toughie but I chose...Eire Yuki of Gravitation. 1.I died: I'd kill myself What do you think about my... Would you... Have you ever... More... This bitter drink If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, ShadowOfAShinobi If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile(This is true i will kill you sakura for treating naruto like trash) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile ( i hear naruto calling me for ramen ... im serious) If you randomly sing this part of Umbrella, copy and paste this into your profile and write your name down:"Under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe, under my umbrella, ella, ehe, ehe, ehe , ehe," Mystical Pearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, naruda, ShadowOfAShinobi (i sing it proudly) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME READ THE 4 CHAPTER OF Naruda's NARUHINA STORY. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile(DUH) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.(IM WEIRD AND PROUD) if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.(ALRIGHT I MIGHT BE WEIRD BUT NOT STUPID PEOPLE SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! I read this poem on Naruda who read it on AkatsukiDreamer who read it on Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who erad it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! 3 SPREAD THE LOVE! 3 This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Check out some videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iY4Tom6-wM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhecfeS2DLQ 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have talked in your sleep without knowing until someone tells you the next day. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons. Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process. If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. "A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. To Every Guy To every guy that said, "Sex can wait" To every guy that said, "You're beautiful" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to die for To every guy that cried in front of her... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning.. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath. To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one. To every guy that believed in her dreams. To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door To every guy that gave his heart. To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her. Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... I guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. f you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have talked in your sleep without knowing until someone tells you the next day. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fell over in public and had people laugh at you. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever fallen asleep in any lessons. Copy and paste this into you profile if you have ever hit something very hard to cause damage, but ended up hurting yourself in the process. If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Here are some of my fav quotes: “A kiss is an action that is done without words, without thought, and with so much love. It is a symbol of an invisible bond between two humans, and links them together no matter how far they are apart from one another. After you’ve had your first good one, no other person can compare to whom ever gave you it.”- from Once Upon a December by Clueless Naruto-kun "There are no ugly people in the world...just people who are more beautiful."-me "A light no matter how small will shine in any darkness."- me "It's alright. Cry, I'll catch your tears."-Sasuke, from 'Simple' by mugiwarawarrior "I don't want you only for sex...But yes, I'd like to have sex with you" -Sasuke Uchiha 'A Light In Darkness' by Winkle-Chan "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best -M. Monroe "When life gives you lemons; make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." -unknown "People say life screws you over, well you wanna know what I think? I think we should get a grip on life, bend it over and say: now it's your turn bitch!" -LOL I have no idea who made this...but I love it! "Learn from the mistakes of others, you can't live long enough to make them all yourself" -unknown (but so damn true) "Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh" -Unknown "Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe (so that's why I was born here...makes sense) -Unknown "FUCK ME!!" -Claudia (luv you ChiChi) -she had a tantrum and accidentaly said this or 'something like it' (so she says...) "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon..." - Unknown "Know your limits, not so that you can honor them, but so that you can smash them to pieces and reach for magnificence." - Cherie Carter-Scott "We will either find a way or make one." - Hannibal "Don't do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts." - Henry Rollins "We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown "You have enslaved him. You have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie... pastels?" - Mortica from Addams Family Values "Half of life is fucking up - the other half is dealing with it." - Henry Rollins "To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." "We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other." "Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again." "Nothing is more dangerous than extreme ignorance and pure stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr. "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." - Leo Tolstoy "Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it." - Maya Angelou "Everything has a price. It's just what your willing to pay for it." - Anne Bishop " Shining brightly for, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity." - Unknown " In three words I can sum up everything I learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost " Please don't worry Mister, I have only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." - Excel (Excel Saga) " If nothing lasts forever; can I be your nothing?" - Unknown "You can say anything about me, as you please, but I am what I am and that is something you can never be." - Unknown Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Robert Frost Chris- “Hey, birthday boy! You want some ice cream?” Stewie- “Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find...I shall kill you.” -Family Guy; conversation between Chris and Stewie on Stewie's first B-day party. Peter Griffin- “I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking.” -Family Guy; Peter Griffin Peter- “Brian, look, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'ooooooo'.” Brian- “Peter, those are Cheerios." -Family Guy; conversation between Brian and Peter. “Flatter me and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you.” -Unknown “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Bliss.” -1984, George Orwell "Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason why Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot." -V for Vendetta “Strength through unity. Unity through faith.”-Adam Sutler; V for Vendetta. Here are some quotes that I saw on sasukerules.org's profile: It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't. He who laughs last thinks the slowest. If everyone jumped off a bridge would you? No I would step onto a pile of bodies. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it? There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet. They say the truth sets you free, then how come everytime I tell the truth I get sent to my room? When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! That is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged. If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead. If you can never find any article of clothing or accessory with the first letter of your name, copy & paste this into your profile If you've ever wondered -out of nowhere- if someone, anywhere, is talking about you that very instant C&P into your profile If you've ever mixed your friends' names by accident (they get mad at me when I do that...) -you know what to do- Have you ever looked yourself in the mirror for so long you thought you began to look like someone (or something) else? If so...C&P into your profile thingie (IT'S CALLED BOREDOM PEOPLE!!) Gosh could my profile get any longer! Wait it could: Here are some interesting questions. Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why do psychics have to ask for your name? If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose? If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2? The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, Why is the word abbreviation so long? Doesnt "expecting the unexpected" make the Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? If the sky is the limit, then what is space over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?! Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a If electricity comes from electrons does morality Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on If a fork were made of gold would it still be Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?? If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?? If you try to fail and succeed, which have you Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? If u spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? If vegetarians eat vegetables what do Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it If quitters never win and winners never quit how Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?? Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour If olive oil comes from olives where does baby If two wrongs dont make a right then how come two FUNNY PARTS FROM OTHER FANFICTION HEY GAARA WE GET TO GO ON A MISSION TOGETHER!” Naruto shouted. “Oh joy.” Gaara said sarcastically. - From Sand, Leaf and Hogwarts by DragonAnime000000 “Who’s he?” the clueless Naruto asked. “My pleasure. Oh, and just to let you know the stupid blonde and the green dude are our friends!” “Yah!” Neji said, “Deep, deep, deep, deep…” “WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT NEJI!!” Tenten yelled. “Well,” Lee said, “we can’t leave our youthful flower.” “Neji, my youthful teammate! Go wake up Tenten!” Lee said giving Neji a 'nice guy’ pose. “Because she is your teammate!” “Fine.” Neji said but before he left Lee can up to him and put a hand on his shoulder. “Neji,” he said in a serous tone, “I will miss you.” ‘Do they know they just jumped out a 5 story building?’ Kakashi asked himself. “OOOWWW!”- Sir Pranksalot by Tailia very funny it is in my favs to. “Blah!! …BOOM!!” Naruto yelled, laughing.- from Rich Boy, Poor Heart by Pink Cresent Moon. “Wow…that’s deep…” Naruto replied.- same story. “Run, Neji RUN!! Your life depends on it!! RUN!” Naruto screamed.- Guess what its the same story! When Sasuke got to Sakura’s room, he twitched. “ You sleep on that side of the bed and I sleep on the that side, ok?” "What else do you expect me to do?" Sasuke asked her.- Heart's barrier Sasuke knew those threats instantly. It was Sakura.- Heart's barrier by xkawaiichix Creating a bunshin – A bit of chakra. Making your transformed bunshin pretend to be gay – A lot of Hyuuga pride. Watching Tenten scream at her failed plans – Priceless: Let's Play Matchmaker! by sodenoshirayuki13 “OUCHIES!” BUT I DIDN’T STEAL THE FLYPAPER I TOOK THE DANDY-LOIN’S SUCKER!” “THE BLEEP YOU ON MAN?!” Sakura yelled while twitching. The pink haired kuniochi pulled back her right fist and slammed it into Naruto’s face. The force from the punched knocked Naruto into a wall, causing the wall to crack. “PITY THAT WALL!” The snake sannin demanded. “Wha?” both Tsunade and Sakura said in union “I SAID PITY THE BLEEPIN' WALL! IT JUST HAD NARUTO LAND ON IT!” “I see,” I said looking around for the little white dog that was Akamaru. I heard that he grew. “Akamaru is outside,” said Kiba, smirking. “He’s bigger than me now.” Computer: Neji: Uhhhhh. Neji is one sex-eh beast. Computer: You are a biscuithead. Neji: Hmm..AH! It's so obvious! Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Random Quotes: "A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW! How Sweet! I love it!) "I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world." (Ah. Teh sad truth.) "When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes." "When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it." "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'make your own damn lemonade'." (Muwahahahaha) "Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes." "Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator." "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." "Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." (I love this one!) "Who ever said anything was possible never tried slamming a revolving door." Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (That's what the army's all about, ne?) Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? (XP) Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard. Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. (Doesn't it figure?!) The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'! "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -M. Monroe "Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe which is why I was born here...makes sense" -Unknown "We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown "To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." "We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other." "Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again." No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again. I am worse than evil! I am the authoress! (-giggles insanely in the background-) If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too!) I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours... "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night" "Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change." Ponderisms: How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? (My aunt tried to explain this to me. Okay, so, bra and panties are shortend versions of the French words for them. I can't remember what the whole words.) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ( O.o ) Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? (hahahahahahaha. Love it.) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Umm...that's kinda scary...) Why didn't Noah swat those last two mosquitoes? (If only...) You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? (The government is not smart. That is why.) Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? (We should park on a park way and drive on a driveway!!) Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (Get it? APARTments.) Why do psychics have to ask for your name? The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation? Why is the word abbreviation so long? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? (If they do, that sucks cause your already dead.) Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?? (I'd like that...but I'd end up licking all my envelopes before I needed them.) Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?? If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?? (I think they're both.) If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?? (A Kamikazi Pilot is a suicide pilot for those of you who don't know.) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?? Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?! Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!? (Dear (insert name of criminal here), Will you please come to the police station tonight? I want to turn you in.) I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. (Actually, its the exact opposite for me. I'm very mean in my sleep. XD) If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? (Congress. Wait! O.O) Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. (...not entirely sure where though...) I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life. Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine/sugar. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet. I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (O.O) MORE -- Copy this into your profile if... You are obsessed with fanfiction. You've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb. You think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. You agree. Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer. You think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab. You think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him. At one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. You're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Put this on your profile and add your name to the list: ShyWhisperOfLife, You've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason. You are anti-social sometimes. You have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on. You get a kick out of explosions. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! "Deidara!! What did I tell you about that!" "That I can blow up anything but your room." "Then why did you just blow up my room!?" "...Gotta go bye!" -runs away from insane authoress-) "A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! (And/or if you could never remember this) You think America screwed up the Naruto anime. (THEY TOTALLY DID!! THEY RUINED IT!! -crys-...note how I don't refer to myself as an American there...?) You think that you need mental help and argue with yourself about whom to go to. You are addicted to vampires and would like to become one. (Kaname-kun!! Zero-kun!!...Edward-kun??) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. You are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact. Several inanimate objects hate you. You truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you. (My dream date if he is!!) You support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, add your name to the list: ShyWhisperOfLife, ShadowOfAShinobi You are a person who acts friendly but who has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination. You have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball Whoever has read my entire profile and reached this statement private message me and I'll give you a cookie |
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