The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

BOLD ALL STATEMENTS THAT ARE TRUE!!!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV. (not all the time.)
You love video games
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (Only volleyball, though. It's the only sport I'm actually good at lol)
Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes, but NOT ALL THE TIME!)
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

I'm Irish so I must have/must of had a drinking problem.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a FRIENDLESS, UGLY NERD
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm of MIXED RACE, so I MUST be CONFUSED about my racial identity.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. Half German to be exact..
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. . .or ugly.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a BLACK WOMAN that has STRAIGHT HAIR, so I MUST have a WEAVE.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. It's too bright to look at D:
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be secretly gay.
I don't believe in EVOLUTION, so I MUST be a STUPID JESUS FREAK.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m PRO-CHOICE, so I MUST be an EVIL, HEARTLESS SINNER that HATES CHILDREN.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm in an INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP, so I MUST hate men/women of my own race.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRIENDS: Wouldn't post this
REAL FRIENDS: will post this on their profile!

1. FIRST NAME? Why do you need to know my name? this is Fanfiction!:/

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yeah, after people from good ol' 'MURICA!

3. SIBLINGS NAMES? you don't need to know that...

4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Eh, beats me.

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yeah, they're for writing, typing, and drawing!

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Probably sweet bologna... it's good.

7. KIDS? I'm 14... so, no. When I get older? No. I mean, there's a possibility I'll adopt a kid but like... idk.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not because my personality is absolute shit. I mean, I guess it depends on what kind of personality I would have if I was another person

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No. I used to, but I ended up losing it (whoops)

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Most of the time, yes.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I still have them!

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? nOPE

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Uh, I don't eat cereal anymore

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Since I own a pair of converse and vans that require me to untie them when

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Strong? As in leaving a bruise on my friend's shoulder from punching them there for at least a couple of weeks? Well, I guess.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint chocolate chip!

17. SHOE SIZE? 7

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Probably my personality?? Like I'm so emotional and it kills me internally because I can be happy one moment and pissed off the next

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My one friend

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? If they want I guess.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue denim, and I'm not wearing shoes...

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? 99% Grease (aka Stromboli)

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "Purpose in Your Life" by The August Infinity (on the album Voices of a Generation)

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue... or black

26. FAVORITE SMELL? The smell of food!

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I have no idea tbh, I barely talk to anybody on the phone. I'm more a texter.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? My eyes! They are so pretty! Well, that's what my friends say at least.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yep!

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Snapple... the apple flavor. It's a little dehydrating but it literally tastes like an apple.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Volleyball!~ (if I make it on the team, I wanna be either the libero or setter)

32. EYE COLOR? It's like... blueish-grayish

33. HAT SIZE? I don't even know lol

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, but I wear glasses!

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Do I need one? Like, I love a lot of food so I don't have a favorite.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? happy endings make me cry happy! :')

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Straight Outta Compton... shit it was so good

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Hoodies

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Winter is too damn cold for me

40. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs, no kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Vanilla Milkshakes