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Author has written 16 stories for League of Gentlemen, James Bond, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Movies, Adventures of Tintin, Sherlock, Penny Dreadful, Archer, Good Wife, and Chocolat.

You know, I've been on here for a loong time and I've never just sat down and put up my damn profile (I guess all it takes is a weird head cold/ stomach virus combo to force you into bed with not much else to do). I'm not really sure what all I should put, but here I go:

About me-

I'm currently a college student majoring in Painting with a minor in English and a minor in Film Studies. I am a HUUUUUGE movie trivia geek and a fully realized fangirl (meaning I've been known to putting off starting shows like Sherlock for years solely because I knew the monster it would create and I was right), and like a fangirl, I have obsessions. That doesn't mean that when I discover something new I trash something else, it just means that it gets tucked away, waiting to rise again. That being said, here is a list of the fandoms and pairings I am currently obsessing over. If you want to know them all, you will just have to ask me or sit tight for another virus to hit me:

-The Hobbit -- Thorin/Bilbo

-Doctor Who -- Doc/Harkness

-Torchwood -- Harkness/Ianto

-Sherlock -- Sherlock/Watson (insert the biggest DUH on the planet here)

-Game of Thrones -- Sandor/Sansa

-Skyfall -- James Bond/Silva (incidentally, my OTP)

-Elementary -- Sherlock/Joan (yes I watch both shows and YES I like them both. Sherlock is better, but I still enjoy Elementary as a separate entity. And I know there isn't a lot to Sherlock and Joan yet, but that doesn't mean I don't keep my eye on the fandom)

Since I'm not quite sure what to put next, I think I'll put in my philosophy on what I read and write when it comes to fanfiction because they are closely related. --feel free to skip to the end of the "rant" at any time--

My FanFiction Phliosophy:

I do a lot of shipping, but I am specific about it. I am not one of those shippers who will ship anything/anyone just for the hell of it. I will read a fanfic about a pairing because I see it in the fandom and the media in question hasn't provided me with it yet.

WHAT I READ-

While I know there are many facets to fanfiction, I, like many others, go on here for the same enjoyment people get out of Romance novels (the ones who take them seriously at any rate). I don't tend to read poems or adventures or tales of friendship. Hell, I'll tell you right off, I'm here to read the sweet, sweet smut. Fluffy, angsty, or humorous, I'm there. I don't really go in for the rough stuff or BDSM, it's just not my preference. I am a slash fan, not exclusively, but for the most part. Going back to the shipping, if I see two characters that obviously have chemistry that isn't fully explored in the show, I will want to see the fans writing to make up for it. I don't ship it just because it's there. Building off of that, I rarely read crossovers and OC fics, again, personal preference. I don't care for crossovers unless the media has done it for me (so doctor who/sherlock will just have to wait). I don't like OC because the majority of them are just vehicles for the author to live out his/her fantasy, which is fine but rarely warned when you go into the fic, but that is not my main beef. Because the OC is there as a vehicle, it typically means that someone else is getting shut out in order to make that fic and that bugs me to no end. I can tolerate an OC if she/he is there as a side character like a means to move the pairing along, or if there simply is no match for the intended character in the media she/he is from. Even, then, the character has to be written well. If you haven't guessed already, because I am specific in my pairings, I am specific in the stories I read as a whole. I read fanfics to make up for what I don't get in the media, therefore, I don't particularly care for fics that blow right off the chart (Game of thrones set in modern times as an example). I read fics that are possible in the media, or if is it alternate universe, at least in the style like cannon divergence. If it strays from the original, I want it to be in character and have as much of the "feel" of the media as possible, like well-written "what if" scenarios. Outside of all that, I don't mind. Whether it's a novel or a PWP one shot, I could care less.

WHAT I WRITE-

Okey dokey, if you made it through all of that, congratulations! Because what I read and what I write go hand in hand, this will be shorter. To put it simply, I write what I read. So far, all of my fics are either "missing scenes" or canon divergences. I try my best to keep people in character and construct stories that would fit or could be an alternate episode or whatever. I am an incidental writer in that I am a reader first. If i'm trying to read a fandom and don't see the story I want to see, I'll write it myself. I write what I want to read and cannot find already, which is why you will probably not see any Torchwood or Sherlock fanfics from me anytime soon. Other writers have already sated my need for read. I also feel that I should mention my one OC storyline Royston Vasey, I feel some shame because I don't like OC stories and it is the first one I ever wrote. But, it is written according to my standards in that it fits in the universe, the show's character has no "other" in the cannon of the run, and I try to keep him as "in character" as possible. I really just mention this because the League of Gentlemen fandom is pretty small and my fic is quite easily stumbled upon. One last warning, just like I said above, I write what I read, and brother, do I read a loooootttt of smut. Although I try to keep it as classy as the fandom will allow, you have been warned.

REQUESTS-

I want you all to know that I do take requests. Because of my incidental writing, there may be long stretches between posts, so I have random bursts of free time that could be filled. BUT, I will not write a fiction for a fandom that I am not familiar with. Much like politics, if I don't have a full grasp of what's going on, I won't touch it with a ten foot pole. If it is fandom that involves much more than simply watching a movie on my part, I won't do it. Still feel free to ask, in spite of the relatively short list above, I am familiar with a great deal of fandoms so you never know. Lastly, while this isn't exclusive, I am a British Fangirl (I'm American, but I love the culture), not an Anime Fangirl, so unless it is Miyazaki, I can guarantee that I have no idea what you are talking about.

If it is any consolation, the brit runs pretty deep. To put it mildly, Doctor Who and Sherlock were some of the most RECENT British fandoms I have started. And now for no real reason at all, or for your requesting benefit, take your pick, here are all of the British Fandoms (mostly TV shows) I have consumed in order from childhood to recent discoveries:

-Monty Python
-Absolutely Fabulous
-Young Ones
-Bottom
-Blackadder (no mr. bean, sorry)
-Little Britain
-Blackbooks
-League of Gentlemen
-Psychoville
-Red Dwarf
-The Comic Strip Presents
- Most, if not all, of the Rik Mayall Presents short films
-Rev.
-Doctor Who
-Torchwood
-Spaced
-The IT Crowd
-The Snuff Box
-Sherlock

And that is all. I love getting to know new people from around the world and different fandoms, so if you are a fan or just want to talk, don't be afraid to pm me!!!!!!

p.s.- If you saw that I am an English minor, be for warned. I take the classes to study literature, and fiction...NOT GRAMMAR... I do make mistakes, and I try to correct them as much as possible. I am not a grammar nazi when I read, as long as it's not overtly noticeable I don't mind. Same goes with my writing. You may have noticed that I use a lot of commas, but besides that, I tend to catch everything else.

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No Better Time Than The Present by Yuki Kinomi reviews
**Warning: There's An Explicit Bit** After the Armageddon that wasn't. Crowley and Aziraphale finally go on a real date. ((This is just a little dirty fluff piece I had to write about these two idiots. I'll write a full chapter story for them later. But for now I had to get this out of my system.))
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19 - Complete
Home Made by Laurabeast
Crowley has secretly been learning how to cook every one of Aziraphale's favorite dishes from the restaurants they got to for 6000 years. Maybe it's time he cooked some.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,391 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19 - Complete
A Tender Moment by NLAP reviews
A tender moment between Severus and Hermione in a very dangerous situation. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,434 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
I dreamt we spoke again by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Sansa and Sandor's conversation in 7x4 and afterwards. Sansa/Sandor, explicit sexual content, evidence of past abuse.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Traitor's Kingdom by XxXMorganXxXLEAHXxX reviews
The final installment of the Traitor's Trilogy. In the Riverlands with little protection, the Traitors begin north in hopes of finding Robb alive and to return home. With the Frey hunting Robb, the Lannisters after a Dog and his bride, and the Boltons controlling the North, it's never seemed more impossible. Can the Traitors return to Winterfell before it's too late? SanSan
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/30 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Poor Replacements by Google Girl11 reviews
Kylo and Rey seek comfort in the arms of others to distract themselves from what they really want. But the Force Bond has other plans. Short Drabble/Lemon
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2017 - [Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, Rey] - Complete
Closeted Feelings by Google Girl11 reviews
Rey hides in a closet to be alone with her thoughts on the events from the past couple days, but her Force Bond decides that alone time is not what she needed right then. Short Drabble/Lemon
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/17/2017 - [Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo] - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by Reddhg87 reviews
Following Nagini's attack, Hermione volunteers to care for her former Potions professor after he is released from St. Mungo's. The two must cohabitate at Grimmauld Place until Snape is well enough to manage on his own. But after a few months mutual indifference becomes hard to ignore. Rated M for adult themes and Lemons. Chapters marked for sensitive topics. Cover photo is not mine
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,958 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 9/13/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by lilsherlockian1975 reviews
After being hit with an unknown curse, Hermione's health and future are very much in question. Severus Snape steps up to care for her when no one else can (or will). Story takes place roughly 4 or 5 years after DH. Lots of characters, lots of love for Hermione, lots of friendship. Snape is a super good guy...albeit reluctantly. SS/HG *complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,595 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 11/29/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Queen's Hand by ALiteraryLife reviews
Takes place post 6x10 as Tyrion, Daenerys, and the others sail for, and arrive in, Westeros. Understanding, respect, and mutual admiration draws Tyrion and Daenerys together and ignites something neither of them could have seen coming. Can The Queen's Hand allow himself to fall in love with the one woman he'd die for but can never have? M for sexual content. COMPLETE
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,528 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Daenerys T., Tyrion L. - Complete
In His Rooms by Hikorichan reviews
When Hermione Granger is given the opportunity to save Severus Snape, she willingly spins back through time to give him a chance to survive Nagini's bite. After all, he deserves it. And how hard can it really be? (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,965 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Exit Through the Sex Shop by zombierose3 reviews
AU (kinda) Lizzy decides to try & spice up her love life with a trip down to the local sex shop. Unfortunately, she also has Fred in tow. Will he act behaved, or will he bring out a side of his Snotface that surprises them both? Pink knobs, dirty videos, and blow-up dolls abound! Rated M for sexual content. Co-written with Halo4anoose. FredxLizzy
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Complete
Re-Union by afullmargin reviews
Explicit. Slash. After escaping prison, Herbert West has only one way to go – forward.
Re-Animator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Complete
Full Spectrum by SfumatoSoup reviews
Bond needs to save the world and whatnot. Silva volunteers to help out. BUT WHY? Bond is occasionally dense but always looks sexy, Silva is an adorable bamf.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
She Sings Only Sweet Songs by birdandherhound reviews
Sandor did not desert the Kingsguard after Blackwater, but instead showed incredible bravery and saved Joffrey's life. His Grace then relieved him of his duties as a member of the Kingsguard and rewarded him with lands and a new wife.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Changes in the Dark by Pitch's-Lover reviews
Jack doesn't know why he went down the hole. However, after finding the one who dwells there he knows what he wants to do.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Empathy For Enemies by saphirefox-irl reviews
Skyfall fic, AU from after Severin dies. Bond's mini radio doesn't work. Remaining on the island, he discovers that both Silva and the situation he now finds himself in are a lot more complex than he had imagined.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
Lisgoe's Stress Relief by TaffyButt reviews
After taking up a cleaning position for Joseph Nigel Lisgoe, you develop a little crush on him, and you;re surprised to find that he feels the same way.
League of Gentlemen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Complete
Someone to Care by Blue Sky Thinking reviews
"No, I do have to thank you." He lifted a hand to stroke her soft cheek. "You make me feel... normal, calm," he wasn't sure how to put into words what he wanted to say, "truly calm. And you seem to understand me in a way that no one else ever has." J/OC
Psychoville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jeremy G. - Complete
I Know You Love Me by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Haddock x Tintin. Romance, Drama. Rated for sexytime. Fill to Amnesia prompt on the kinkmeme. Tintin gets a knock to the head that finally does some damage and he wakes up with no memory...but he knows this bristly, dark-haired man means a lot to him.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Captain Haddock, Tintin - Complete
An Understanding by endsoftime reviews
Some days are harder than others...and then some are simply impossible. Holmes/Watson, in response to an LJ prompt for "Watson's cane." Watson has a difficult day, pain-wise, and things pretty much devolve from there. Happy ending, and some lovely slash!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/17/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Royal Visit by Elpin reviews
This was written while getting drunk with my friends watching the movie I did proofread it after William/Prince Edward slash, set after Joseline's "better a girl with a flower than boy with a stick" comment. RATED M, MALE on MALE sexual situations!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Every Good Boy Deserves by Blue Moon3 reviews
Set shortly after the series two finale. Sebastian finally gets what he deserves.
Little Britain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006
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Six Months to Dinner
A peak into the six months it took the Comte to work up the nerve to ask Caroline out to dinner.
Chocolat - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Published: 6/22 - Complete
In Royston Vasey reviews
A follow up to my first fanfic, the mood just took me and I didn't put up much of a fight. The continuing adventures of Ross from LoG, now that he has someone to actually make his life happy. rated M for super happy fun time later. R&R (FINALLY COMPLETE!)
League of Gentlemen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Gold Stars reviews
Alicia returns to her apartment after the press conference. (My continuation to the series finally) Fluff warning
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2016
Come With Me? reviews
Here is a little halloween treat to all of you who subscribe to your local Penny Dreadful. Takes place after season 2, but not really any spoilers. You really just need to know about the relationship that developed between John and Vanessa over the season, nothing else is mentioned.
Penny Dreadful - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2015
Capezios reviews
Ray makes a special trip to Ferlin to take E.Z. Ponder up on his...ah..."Capezios". Takes place sometime between "Bloody Ferlin" and whenever Ray gets paralyzed again.
Archer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Complete
After Skyfall- Mother's Little Monster reviews
This is a companion piece to "After Skyfall - A Bad Day", only from Tiago's POV. No smut, but definitely adult themed. Very much wanting to hug
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2015 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
My Creation reviews
Takes place in the last episode of season 1, Victor reconciling with Caliban...and other things..
Penny Dreadful - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Victor F., Creature/Caliban - Complete
Did You Miss Me? reviews
Sherlock needs to go to his mind palace for answers. -Only a spoiler for the cliffhanger to 3x03, nothing else I swear!-
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
After Skyfall - Paris
In Paris, the city of looove
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - James Bond/007 - Complete
In All My Dreams I Drown reviews
A kind of songfic slash between Haddock and Tintin. Fluff and Sweetness on the open sea!
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock - Complete
After Skyfall- A Bad Day
A look at one of Tiago's "bad days." Can be read on its own, but reading my other two previous Skyfall entries should help paint a fuller picture. No smut (sorry, read the other two if you want it) but still rated M for smatterings and suggestions of...other things... The boys are not mine, but that doesn't keep me from wishing they were
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,651 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2013 - James Bond/007, R. Silva
After Skyfall- A Good day reviews
So this is a "quick" glimpse into the life of James and Tiago. Tiago has his Good Days and Bad Days. Featured here is a Good Day. This is a follow up to "The Last Two Rats", more details inside
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
A Fish Called Wanda Fic reviews
This will probably be called something different when I finally get around to posting it on archiveofourown. Anyway, this is a missing scene from A Fish Called Wanda. It takes place directly after the kiss with Ken. One shot, please let me know what you think
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
The Bullshtters- A Comic Strip Presents Slash
The Comic Strip Presents Slash, Yay! Slash fans saw it coming, and then Peter Richardson and Keith Allen actually gave it to us! though not near as explicit as we wanted, so I decided to change that. Chp.1 episode summary, Chp. 2 Slash, smut, fluff, little angst, little humor, mainly romance, and some hot brit/welsh lovin!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,224 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Complete
The Last Two Rats reviews
Silva shot M in the Court House, now Bond is faced with a choice. Short sweet and to the point, AU obviously but tried to stay in character as much as possible. 00Silva slash, because there needs to be more!
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2013 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
Chaos in Royston Vasey reviews
Poor, Poor, Ross. Always with the short end of the lollypop...but not any longer...crap summary I know
League of Gentlemen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete