This is ClumsyMooseProductions and freak.with.a.shoe
collaborating into one dynamic slash-writing duo!

Yes, we're odd. Yes, you should probably run in terror if you don't like slash. Yes, we're best friends. Any more questions with blindingly obvious answers? No? Onwards, to the next section!

We're the kind of people who your parents warned you about. The kind of people who write each other 30 page letters in week-long breaks, the kind of people who hunt down those without proper grammar, the kind who wander around malls confusing people. The most wonderful and excellent kind, of course. :)

And when we write fanfics together... woo. It's crazy. As demonstrated by the number of quotes that follow.

“If you wanna write anything, feel free to jump in and put the sharp object down."

"He already did something gently two sentences ago!"

"Russell's tongue did what?"

"She’s three! She toddles!"

“I think Hughes and Mustang should exchange a glance. Or snigger. Or lollipop!”

“This was the sharp object!”

“I like the view! …or, at least, I would if I could see it.”

“Hey, ukes can bite seductively, you know. Like, that pouty bite.”

“No, no, I need to find a really big teddy bear…no, Cloud works too.”

“Revealing… a pale expanse of yummyness!”

“We should find a transvestite, and, um…”
“Ask them whether it’s better as a guy or a girl?”
“YES.”

“…I can’t believe you willingly gave me the sharp object.”

“You dead, hon?”
“No, I’m dancing.”

"I wasn't sure how many arms were up there."

“Come on, woman, we’ve got a lemon to write!”

“People really shouldn’t put ‘shoving’ and ‘leather’ in the same sentence if it’s not something kinky, damn it!”

“You made him squirm over there…”
“He was twisting.”

...eyah.