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Joined 04-22-13, id: 4681573, Profile Updated: 07-28-13

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I am a failure at writing smut. I wrote like a couple paragraphs and just exited out cause it sucks really bad. but I will try to finish writing it once I've gotten over how terrible a person I am. XC

-Meow

*girl dies in movie* HAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!
*guy dies in movie* Ahahahaha you were useless anyway!
*dog dies in movie* WHAT THE HELL! WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE DOG?

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil.

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If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

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Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

FUN THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Say "Ding" on every floor.

3.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

4.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

5.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

6.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

7.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

8.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

9.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

10.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

11.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

12.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

13.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

14.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

15.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

16.Swat at flies that don't exist.

17.Tell people that you can see their aura.

18.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

19.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

20.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

21.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

22.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

23.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

24.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

25.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

26.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

27.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

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Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same-sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilla

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

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The Wayward Dick by Katsushika Kahori reviews

The paper balls were thrown every day and John kept them. Every day Dave wondered what the hell was written on them? Every day Dave had on huge, ostentatious headphones, every day John wondered what he was listening to? AU, two kawaii boys in high school, enjoy my idiocy

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 7/10/2012 - John E., Dave S.

All Over Nothing by GaMzEe'S lOvEr reviews

Your name is Dave Strider and you hate your eyes Woo first story

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Dave S., Sollux C.

Hatecrush by Kitty Vantas reviews

John and Dave have been basically lifelong enemies. The boys are now in high school and hate each other just as much as they always have. But when they find themselves making an unexpected deal to satisfy new cravings, they both begin to question if the hate that's always burned inside for each other has really always been hate.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,727 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Dave S., John E.

Daddy Dare I ? by thehornedcasanova reviews

Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,897 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Karkat V., Gamzee M.

Night and Day by PrincessTemari reviews

My first DavexJohn fanfic. Almost blind Dave goes out for a walk one night and runs into a boy with bright blue eyes even Dave can see. Rated M for later chapters. I hope this fanfic makes you laugh, cry, awe and fangirl. plus some other ships in new chapters Rated M for language, sexual themes, drinking, a lot of language, original character and gay sex. Don't Like, Don't Read.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dave S., John E., Bro

Break Up by Boisterousnarwals reviews

John just wanted to hang out with Dave for the day for some quality bro time, but Jade decides to break up with Dave that same day. John has some homosexual thoughts and confusion over Dave. Dave's acting terribly casual. What the hell is going on? [M for future smut]

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - John E., Dave S., Jade H., Vriska S.

Breath of Heaven by Mutant of Time reviews

John Egbert is an angel from Heaven. Dave Strider is your everyday, depressed kid who seems to cause trouble everywhere he goes. When John is sent to Earth in human form as Guardian Angel, what can he do to show Dave that he has a life worth living, which he should live while he still can? M for language, smut, and slight gore. DaveXJohn, No SBURB AU, Humanstuck. Cover art is mine.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,014 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [John E., Dave S.]

Starting Over, Or Something Like It by LightsInTheNight reviews

You are Karkat Vantas; a child prodigy of sorts who has just moved to a new town. The only person you know here is your brother Kankri, and you're about to start your Sophomore year of High School . What will you do? First and for most, this is going to be DaveKat. There will also be a lot of Depressed!Karkat. Rated M for smutty smut smut in later chapters , and suggestive themes

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Gamzee M., Kankri V.

This Is Not What I Planned by Cherry Ami reviews

'Rin Okumura is hated by everyone in his class, exept for the new guy, Shima Renzou. Why is he interested? Shouldn't he be scared' Rated M for chapters involving RenRin.

Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,166 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rin O., R. Shima

Midnight and Matesprits by ancientgardens reviews

Gangstuck AU. Karkat can't sleep so he goes to Dave for help. Has a bit of overprotective!Dave

Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] John E., Dirk S. - Complete

Just for money? by Nemuna reviews

Dave needs money. Fast. Some random guy on the street offers him a suspicious job. He meets an adorable guy who works there. Is he doing this just for the money? /John lives with his aunt and uncle who are two drunks. They cannot hold a job and John has to work even though he is in poor health. Dave's and John's POVs. Sorry for any errors! English isn't my native language...

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,207 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - John E., Dave S.

Love? by grimcx reviews

Light and L are high school classmates. Light is utterly in love with L but L seems completely oblivious. M for a reason! lemons everywhere! loves all around!

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete

Befriending Mr Popular by luckycat222 reviews

John Egbert is the new kid in town. He just moved to Texas with his sister, Jade, and his cousin, Jake and is ready to make new friends when he meets cool as can be Dave Strider. Dave Strider is ultimatly the most untouchable person in school, with his natural good looks and unreadiable personality he sparks Johns intrest and John makes it his goal of the year to befriend him.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - John E., Dave S.

One And Only by Hotchocolate345 reviews

Finn is sent to Aaa after his 17th birthday. Marshall Lee is grocery shopping, and found something new to entertain him in his long immortal life. FxM, Rated T, OneShot, first Adventure Time uploaded here please like :)

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete

My Guardian by p4cifrisk reviews

John is a nerdy kid in a big school who is constantly bullied . Dave is the new kid from Texas who is as cool as cool can be. He befriends John on his first day, but doesn't know about Johns bullies, but he wonders why John always wears long sleeves and slinks through hallways. Will he find out before John breaks down? (i'm not good at descriptions) I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,363 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

A Game of Hats by SuperFreakeh reviews

Party time, and a Game of Hats ensues. Pick a place, object, and name and be on your way. Just...don't pick "closet", "jump rope", and "Dave Strider". Unless you're Karkat Vantas, of course, whom Fate seems to have it in for. DaveKat, rated M for language and sexy stuff.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

Curious Urges and Pursuit in Denial by melissen reviews

Just another AU story where Light is not Kira! Light certainly didn't expect to fall for Ryuuzaki. He is just a very curious person and Ryuuzaki happened to be a mystery. There's also a possibility that Ruuzaki is the great L's apprentice and Light won't have it that way because he is a far better choice! But then Ryuuzaki just… rocked his world. LxLight YAOI seme L.

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,329 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Light Y., L] - Complete

Cutting For Love by Theriseofdax reviews

This is now finished. There will be more John/Dave fanfictions by me. This is M for mature content such as, language, butt sex, hand jobs, and so on. I hope you enjoy this! I love you guys SO much! ( Lord Andrew Hussie owns Homestuck! I do not. I'm not that cool. Yo.) JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime, and all of the other ship names for John and Dave. -Phosey (Faw-sie)

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Protecting the Innocent by KyraLawliet reviews

John is having troubles at school, with getting beat up, stolen from, and even death threats. He tells Dave, and he instantly wants to help him. They both soon realize that they like each other, but will it last? PepsiCola, M for so much smut you don't even know, language, and probably some other slight triggers. Assorted other ships are included too!

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,312 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - John E., Dave S.

Grey Matter by Dr Yu Minoru reviews

L was bored. he needed a change of pace. strolling through the streets a man bumped into him. sun-bronzed skin and auburn bangs turned his way. "oh please excuse me," a brilliant white smile. But there it was, barely hidden by concealer, a thick scar traced from the corner of his mouth to his adam's apple, then disappeared beneath his shirt. "ah,yeah...sure." HORROR IN LATER CHPTS

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,088 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Light Y., L

Entertainer by myfriendscallmejohn reviews

Dirk Strider stood in the mirror and straightened his tie. No, he doesn't work at some piece-of-shit McDonald's or Wal-Mart. No, sir. He, sir, is an entertainer. A real professional.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2013 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E.

Painterly Charms by nevereatdirt reviews

Kankri Vantas, resident bad boy, has been a renowned political graffiti artist since his freshman year. One night he's nearly caught and finds himself face to face with someone that has somehow guessed his darkest secret. Furious, he makes it his duty that the other man doesn't tell a soul, else he suffer the consequences.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,376 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [Kankri V., Cronus A.] - Complete

Way Too Nervous For This by KyraLawliet reviews

John has a piano recital today, and is highly nervous at the fact that his long time crush Dave will probably see through his lie and show up. Of course, Dave knows, and wants to help calm him down in more ways than one. John/Dave smut.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Only for the Night by turntechgodprince reviews

Bro and Dave have brought home John, a new "acquaintance", but when things don't go the way Dave wants, Bro takes matters into his own hands.

Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Dave S., John E., Bro

Dancing In The Rain by Amiinyan reviews

Cronus is a bit of a bully. Kankri is one of his favorite victims, and can't stand him. When the two get stuck working together on a school assignment, things start getting... Complicated. Rated M for later chapters. CronKri, EriSol, JohnKat

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Kankri V., Cronus A. - Complete

When a Demon Falls In Love by slaughterSnake reviews

Curiosity will be the death of you. You regret nothing.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

My Sky by livvykitty reviews

Dave has a nightmare and John is there to chase away the fear. After all, there was no place in the world where Dave felt safer than in John's arms. JohnDave HammerTime

Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Apple Juice Trap by Haley Lovette reviews

Dirk stocks the refrigerator to lure in Dave. When the younger strider falls for the trap, something that could only be described as shenanigans occur. Smut, one shot.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S., Bro - Complete

Shut Up by KyraLawliet reviews

It was all I could do to shut him up. It seemed as though he would never stop, so I took actions into my own hands- literally. (DaveKat) One-shot involving most of the entire thing being aimless licking and doing things with body parts. *wink wink*

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

Challenge Something Spicy by Mutant of Time reviews

Dave smirks at you. "Prepare to lose, Vantass." "Not in your life, Stridouche," you retort. Dave challenges Karkat to do the Cinnamon Challenge with him, and whoever loses is at the mercy of the other! What will this lead to? Ohonhonhon . DaveXKarkat, rated M for sexually related content, etc etc.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] - Complete

Television by Tozapen reviews

Dave and Karkat are left alone in the house. Nothing else to do but watch television, right? First, they need to pick a channel they can both agree on. But, of course, they don't/ decided to continue with this, it'll progress into M soon enough.

Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.

Nepeta's Dating Game: a Homestuck SolKar fanfiction by Radiate-the-Darkness reviews

Just a little something I came up with. Not much but an unplanned smut at the end. So, in this fanfic, Karkat plays Nepeta's Date Game and ends up choosing Contestant #2. I don't plan to spoil this so... Yeah..

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete

Relaxation Cycle by Tozapen reviews

Gamzee wants Karkat to relax but of course he has odd means of going about it. Oneshot with tentabulges

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete

EriSolKat drabble by MarieVargas reviews

My friend requested something a long time ago. She asked for either EriSol or SolKat, so I was genius enough to make it EriSolKat, please hold your applause until after the smut.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

The Year We Finally Met by Alfred F. Scones reviews

It's John's birthday (and Spring Break) and Dave shows up for a surprise visit. Dave actually has a lot of surprises. And as the week of Dave's stay progresses, John learns more and more things about his best friend.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - John E., Dave S.

A lesson in alien biology by aleya17358 reviews

an awesome karkat i found on Dave gets curious when Karkat gets a prank pulled on him NSFFFWWWW smut smut smut

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

First Time by hatsumiyo momichi reviews

Tavros is ready to take his relationship with Gamzee to the /next level/, and aparently, Gamzee has no objections. A house all for themeselves, cheap dinner, bad movies, and a lot of hormones. ...What could go wrong?

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete

JohnDave roleplay by aleya17358 reviews

Smutty rp i did with some awesome John on msparp . NSFW but unfortunately his connection timed out right when we were getting to the good bit. Basically John is horny and Dave confesses his feels and John buys a plane ticket and smut ensues.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Body Heat by flickerswish reviews

For some reason, Gray finds himself unable to keep his cool around Natsu, and not just in the usual, tempers fly, way. He finds his body reacting in ways he can't explain. If only Gray could get time to himself to think things through. But he can't seem to get away! Hey, where are you taking Gray? NatsuxGray - GrayxNatsu - Yaoi - Complete - Disclaimer: Fairy Tail (C) Hiro Mashima

Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete

Hide and Peek by Wild Rhov reviews

Natsu and Gray fight in the middle of town and get in trouble. While hiding from the authorities, a little problem "pops up" on Gray. Gratsu yaoi.

Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] - Complete

A skype call by EgderpandStridork reviews

A few weeks with not talking, and a skype call goes naughty.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Sloppy Makeouts & Lots of Feelings: A Davekat Fanfiction by chickenpox33 reviews

Some Davekat drabble I'm fairly proud of. Lots of gooey, sticky, fluffy romantic stuff and hopefully hot makeout sessions. Rated M for excessive cussing, sexual themes, possible smut in the future and all-around mature content. AU where trolls and humans live normally and SBURB never existed.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.

Temptation by Sammie-random reviews

Stuck being chained to L, Light has had ample time to get to know the detective and his quirks. After seeing L try and fail to blow hair out of his eyes, Light realises that he can no longer resist the temptation that is L Lawlet...

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete

The Last Slice by Xephyr-Holmes reviews

Dave never gets the last slice of pizza. It's always his Bro who snatches it at the last second. But he's going to change that, with a cleverly thought out plan, which doesn't exactly go how he wants it to... Yaoi, Male/Male sex, incest, swearing, Bro(Dirk)/Dave, Stridercest, and Bro. Might be some violence, probably not. Rated M for a reason.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Dirk S., Dave S.

Caught Vviolet Handed by Devochka303 reviews

Eridan Ampora suspects that a certain yellowblooded troll took his science wand and snoops around in said trolls respiteblock and what he discovers makes him flush deep violet. But it gets worse when the owner of the block catches him snooping. Sparks fly and buckets get filled. First time writing a fanfc and smut. PS: I suck at summaries.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

Sometimes by GearDragon

This is a poem if how Gamzee feels when he's sober. Rated T just to be safe although it only contains one cuss word. Please review and give feedback. Also tell me if I should make a series of poems about Gamzee called "Gamzee Makara, my inside"

Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete

Solkat by Strider1444 reviews

Sollux tries to comfort Karkat when his frustration gets the best of him. (this is the first time i've ever written anything like this...and if there are any errors in it, please forgive them...)

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete

Small DaveKat smut thing by LightsInTheNight reviews

POV of Dave. Tentabulge&nook present. M for smexy times. DaveKat. That's basically it.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

I Love You by slaughterSnake reviews

He's calling your name. You decide to finally answer him. (WARNING: Sadstuck, major character death, suicide.)

Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

The Adventures of a Teenage Karkat by LightsInTheNight reviews

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and if it weren't bad enough that you like your best friend and can't be with him, your whole life seems to be utter insanity. Rated M for later chapters along with language. HUMANSTUCK. Pairings : some Gamzee x Karkat ; Rose x Kanaya ; DaveKat; Vriska x John; Sollux x Aradia. THERE WILL BE LEMONS

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,579 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Gamzee M.

A Change in the Winds by koreansandkrabdads reviews

JohnxDave yaoi. It's starts out as a (pretty crude) comedy, then it gets (ahem) sexual. Heheheh...I'm sorry TuT

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Karkat's flush-crush by Merrywetherweather reviews

Karkat has been acting strange. He's been avoiding, flinching, and Dave is convinced it has something to do with him. Davekat. Because I love Davekat. Also there will be sexy things in later chapters. I only expect this to last for like three chapters.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

The Importance of Sunblock by rubies and diamonds reviews

Your name is John Egbert and goddamn it you should not be this turned on by rubbing aloe vera lotion on Dave – your best, completely platonic, bro-friend's shoulders.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

One question by Tozapen reviews

Sollux just wanted to answer a question but Eridan couldn't give a shit about that. Erisol oneshot.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

The Study of the Effects of Mind Honey by DeathlyFlames reviews

Sollux knew he wasn't supposed to eat mind honey. Unfortunately, when it comes to shipping, Nepeta doesn't care. Oneshot

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

Something Better Than Nick Cage Movies by KnightOfLife reviews

Just some DaveXJohn smut Hope you enjoy

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - John E., Dave S.

Pokémon Battles (JohnDave) by KyraLawliet reviews

Dave Strider and John Egbert are sitting in Dave's apartment one day, and they start to play Pokémon Black. John starts a bet with Dave that if either of them won the battle, the other would have to do whatever they said. Dave makes a dirty trick, which eventually leads to dirtier things. Rated M for smut, language, and some intense Pokémon references. JohnDave, and a bit of GamKar

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

The Game by thisisluci-fer reviews

Dave finds a fun way to torment Karkat. Now rated M for the ending.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

First time for everything by virgocuspedPyromaniac reviews

Dave is faced with his very first...Problem and he goes to Bro for help, being confused with what exactly was happening to him. Bro happily teaches Dave what to do in a very hands on way. Shota, MXM, Stridercest, all that nice stuff.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Bro, Dave S. - Complete

SolEri RP by Cearon

Eridan goes over to Sollux's house and gets what he wants for once. (appearances from other trolls, in RP form, note: we were to lazy to switch quirks to be other people. this was also done through several days. it also cuts off abruptly because my other RPer hasnt been on.)

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Karkat V., Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

Just a bad dream by MiiruMiru reviews

Dave is a pretty normal college student, he's busy with school and work and on top of that he suddenly starts having weird dreams about one of his classmates who Dave find annoying and the other hates Dave as the pest. Will they ever get to have a romance or will it just keep being dirty dreams?

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

PB&Gay by 5H074-74V8R0 reviews

Tavros lives a mundane life alone in his apartment until a new guy moves into town and kisses up to that shota ass/forgive me. AU, rated M for language/sexual content/drug use.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.

Chains by Delza reviews

Just Light having some weird dreams about L then getting together XD Wouldn't read if under 12

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete

Heat by LyingTurtle reviews

Karkat is in heat, and the absolute last person he wants to be around right now is doing just that, making things get a little bit more than interesting. YAOI duh, SMUT yum, CHAPTERS not too many though.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.

From Bath To Bed by Ukiby3000 reviews

The romantic and sexual progression of Bro and Dave's relationship, following very sweet headcanons by tumblr user norsegays. This fic has switching PoVs. also, warning for underaged sexual situations.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete

Late Night Snack by Leather and Stripes reviews

For all of L's inadequate social skills, he sure knows how to eat ice cream inappropriately. Not that Light's noticed. LxLight. Mature.

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete

The True Meaning Of A Friend by NeverlandNat reviews

Dan is upset and he won't tell Phil why. This secret is slowly killing Dan and he can't take it much longer. What will Phil do to get it out of Dan? Will Dan tell him? Phil Lester, Dan Howell, amazingphil, danisnotonfire, Phan. Rated M for swearing/smut. Sorry for spelling errors. I tend to type really fast and that causes me to make mistakes. Sorry about that.

Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete

Guns and Buns by notebookthief reviews

yea this is basically just kinky dirkjake porn with dom jake

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete

Stop teasing by 4th Guard Heiress reviews

L and Light are at the Yagami household while they are still chained together. What will happen if the detective starts to tease the younger Kira-suspect? Warning: Yaoi.

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete

The Ugly Sweater Shenanigan by kneekole reviews

If you had asked the Strider brothers who had broken first and closed the distance between their lips, they wouldn't be able to tell you. But honestly they hoped you would never ask, for simplicities sake.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete

How to Spend a Friday Afternoon Right by Tomato guppy reviews

Oneshot, I don't really know what to say for a summary other than there's sex and stridercest sex is great. Thanks for reading!

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete

Gotta Love the Suds by DeathlyWonders reviews

Light is beginning to develop feelings for his captive that he is now chained to. He convinces L to take a bath and things get a little kinky afterwards. LxL YAOI! Lemon. BUBBLES! Light's POV

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete

Smoke Screen by WonderfulNonsenseofBritt reviews

Human!stuck Gamtav University AU; Gamzee is Tavros's new room mate and the eccentric, generally absurd marijuana addict introduces a new perspective of life to the shy, awkward Tavros - especially after a debilitating accident. But just as Tavros's life is changing, so too is Tavros changing Gamzee's life, forever. Warning: Marijuana use, swearing, mild MM smut, and sad!stuck.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete

Horny Bunny by Madamfcreepypasta reviews

L excuses himself to go take a shower one night, at least, that's what Light THOUGHT. Rated M! Don't like yaoi, don't read

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Undisclosed Desires by DanceWithMeUntilSunrise reviews

Light won't admit his dreams to L, despite L hears him at night. LxLight Lemons included

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/11/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Paradise by the Dashboard Light by InscribedBeauty reviews

JohnDave smut. Basically pwp. Non-sburb AU I guess. First time. Sex in the back of a car. BoyxBoy, etc, etc. Enjoy. This, was also a request from a dear friend of mine, my apologies for wrong facts, I was on a 24 hour caffiene drive.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Coming of Age by squiddlesandsopor reviews

In which John has a birthday party, has fun with his friends, and drinks too much. Shenanigans ensue.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2013 - John E., Dave S.

These Taming Blues by EternallyBrianKrakow reviews

The first day you saw him, You liked him. You liked the hopelessly dorky way he smiles and gets you laughing like its the last time you ever will. In a few weeks he teases you with the idea of almost kissing you and you start falling for him banging your head on every sharp object life can throw at you. This is love. this is falling in love with Gamzee.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M. - Complete

Here In Your Arms by Squooshytaje reviews

Mild sexual themes. Proceed at your own risk. Feedback is appreciated.

Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/4/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain

Being a Good Boy Can Be Exhausting by KyraLawliet reviews

Alois invites Ciel to one of his costume parties, and to make sure he's attending, he shows up to his manor to see. He ends up staying the night, and things ensue. Would Ciel give in to Alois? What would occur at the party?

Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Ciel P., Alois T.

Friendly Visits (OneShot) by Squooshytaje reviews

This isn't an actual story. Just some random smut of an OTP I wrote a long time ago. Maybe I'll think about turning this into something, bust as of now, all you have is porn. Proceed at your own risk.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Playing Games by KelcyXjoy reviews

Did this guy honestly think I was that stupid? 'Oh yes I just found out your the spawn of Satan! Tell me more about yourself' Che, yeah right. I'm no fool and I refuse to let myself fall for whatever game he's playing. ShimRin

Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Rin O., R. Shima

Eridan's FireTruck Game by SkywardTrilogy reviews

Eridan has a fun idea, he learned about a very seemingly inappropriate game to play with Sollux. But Sollux doesn't know what he just got himself into. Rated M for my hinting of what should happen next. XD

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

Go To Sleep by Jagger3 reviews

Light is chained to L and finds the detective's late night activites extremely frusterating. But what can a sleep deprived, irritated, and cunning Light do to L that would let him finally sleep? Well, there might be one thing...Rated M for yaoi

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete

Tails by HolySinner reviews

Rin does something naughty on Yuukio's bed...And who knew Yuukio had a tail fetish? Contains lemon, twincest, and kinky things with tails.

Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete

Yet Another Drunken Night by melancholyMisfit reviews

Your name is John Egbert and there you are again, lugging your best friend into your apartment at 3am. /Drunken Dave smut, NSFW, etc. Request from mystery Dave on MSPARP. Dom!Dave and Sub!John

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Stuck in the snow by LivInTheMoment reviews

Dave and Karkat are going on a road trip but OH NO the car breaks down, they're now stuck in the middle of nowhere with no heat. - General warning for smut. This is my first fic so critiques would be great ;u;

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

Subject to Change by caroleeeeen reviews

You've never exactly been great at telling people how you feel - and now that you know you have to tell John Egbert exactly how you feel about him, you've never been more afraid of screwing up.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Daves Video by VolitileVibes reviews

A roleplay I did, Dave/Dirk slight bondage and a bit of drama, but lots of sex.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete

A desk chair, a hacker, and the pictures he was never meant to see by cartunegirl56 reviews

It's a folder. It's labeled only "March." Just bored enough to wonder what's inside, Sollux double clicks the folder. His multicolored eyes widen substantially. Hooooollly cow. Before him is a grainy webcam photo of Eridan, and that's not even the most horrifying part. Redrom Eridan/Sollux smut.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

Striders Will Love Egberts by magikarpsan reviews

John and Dave spend their Christmas night under a mistletoe. I suck at summaries.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

A Meal to Remember by EliLovesHeath reviews

Sollux has just finished a video game, and now he is hungry. He decides to call Eridan who is a kick ass chef, but will this meal end like it should? Fail Summary is a Fail!

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete

Life in LOCAD (Land of College and Discoveries) by milaek reviews

Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you and your friends have used various shenanigans to beat THE GAME. It has now been TWO YEARS since you returned to earth, and now you are college bound with your best of bros, DAVE STRIDER. But as time goes on, you find that maybe there are still more discoveries to make, now that you have begun to continue the most absurd adventure ever created: LIFE

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,447 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Bathtub Twincest by Kuronekochii reviews

it's all stated in the title. Yukio x rin. Hope you like it. Tip: go hide in a room or something.

Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete

CrabApple by DaveMotherFuckin'StriderIsMine reviews

Okay so please ignore the title... Karkat is a socially awkward albino who is waiting for his first love to come back. All he has of his first love is a plush crab and a last name "Strider". He remembers red eyes much like his and thats all. If you do not like Albino Karkat dont read. And if you dont like Davekat dont read. Humanstuck. Rated M for future smut OuO

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V.

A very Johndave Christmas by naktojlumair reviews

Some kinky johndave fanfiction I wrote for a friend. John forgets its Christmas, when Dave drops in to remind him.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

The New Kid On The Block by CosmicSausage reviews

Dave had a troubled past, one he wanted to forget. So he moved, ready for a fresh start. Karkat was just a sexually-frustrated eighteen-year-old who wanted a relationship and someone to trust. DaveKat Humanstuck.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,450 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete

Vantascest Drabble 2 by MarieVargas reviews

I wrote some cutesy Vantascest... Then I gave it a really fucking raunchy ending for shits and giggles.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Kankri V., Karkat V. - Complete

Dreams cause Smex by Furry-Shota38 reviews

Shima's dream leads to a new opinion about a little demon and what people have to say to him. WARNING YAOI!

Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/30/2012 - R. Shima, Rin O. - Complete

Unfinished Business by deidaralover4evr reviews

In order for Ciel to be freed, Sebastian and Claude must fight to the death. But what if there was another job needed to be done in order for Alois' soul to be released. What if for the new contract to be active, Alois must finish his old contract with Claude. What does this mean for Ciel? oneshot AloisXCiel

Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete

Like you even care by zillywhore reviews

Bro has an interesting punishment when he catches Dave smoking.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S.

Secrets by MaryFaraday reviews

Your name is John Egbert and your boyfriend Dave Strider cheated on you. His brother is here to comfort you, but it turns out that he wants more from you.. Rated M. Yaoi. I do not own Homestuck.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dirk S., John E.

SolKar SMUT by bluegirlalexis reviews

MATURE: I started writing this when I realized that there aren't a lot of these stories... a lot are copies on other websites... but anyways, it's done on Valentine's Day, so whatever. c Andrew Hussie's characters. Yay Homestuck! ...SO yeah... SSSMMMMUUUTTTT! LEMON ! Whatever you wan a call it ;D

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete

Handcuffs and Riding Crops by gracezodiac reviews

Dan returns home late. Phil decides to punish him... PHAN, SMUT FOR THE SAKE OF SMUT. danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil phanfiction

Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete

Rubik's cube by Kardin Captor reviews

I guess this chapter is just a short 'dave growing up and realizing some important things about himself' drabble, and its rated M for later chapters.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S.

Waiting for the pizza delivery by Kardin Captor reviews

Not a really a plot, its basically just Dave/John smut, frottage too. Yep. It was originally written for my morail, but there was an error last time i uploaded this, so i fixed it, i fixed the porn, now enjoy it.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Silent Time by Homestuck-fanfics reviews

Well when Sollux is feeling down about not being able to talk can Dave help him feel better? In more ways than one? Rated M for later chapters.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C.

Cloud by Austerity4Posterity reviews

Dave grapples with the torture of his fervent affection for his brother.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete

Friday Night Lovers by bluediamondmorails reviews

It's a friday night and John and Dave are having a sleepover. John wants nothing more than for Dave to notice him. Dave wants nothing more to confess his love and get some action.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Dave S., John E.

Heat by bokunostridercest reviews

Good ol' PWP Stridercest style

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Dave S., Bro - Complete

Date Night by sakuramiko reviews

Sometimes Rin is very demanding. ShimaRin One-shot

Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2012 - R. Shima, Rin O. - Complete

Fading away by MaryFaraday reviews

Your name is Dave Strider and you just turned sixteen. Also, you're in love with your brother. Stridercest, hard sex, yaoi and BJ included. Rated M. I do not own Homestuck.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete

Broken by MaryFaraday reviews

Dirk had sex with his brother when he obviously was drunk. But it seems like that none of them have a problem with incest.. Stridercest. Rated M. I do not own Homestuck.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete

Cull the Chit Chat by JayPay reviews

An alternate ending to the August 30th update. Vantacest Kankri and Karkat smut. Oneshot. This is my first stab at Homestuck fanfic and oneshot smut, so please don't beat me up too bad. But, please review and tell me your opinion.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete

Out Of My Head by Cherry Ami reviews

Rin Okumura goes to "Camp Choice" every year, up until he had to skip one year. He comes back again, and meets Shima Renzou, his arch nemesis. Two long months with this guy? Please. This was supposed to be the greatest summer ever! ShimaxRin pairing!

Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Rin O., R. Shima

Dave's Poems by Ezra Curio reviews

Just some drabble. Dave breaks into slam poetry before bedtime.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete

An Interesting Relationship by SilverBloodedKitsune reviews

It all started when he got comfort from Bro. It was innocent at first, and Dave even enjoyed it. Even when it escalated from there. WARNING: Contains Stridercest, yaoi, some language. Smut in later on chapters.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Dirk S., Dave S.

Coke Drinkers by whatshiscape reviews

"'Hey, want a coke' He called from the kitchen. 'Of Course.' John replied wiggling his eyebrows." PWP DaveJohn oneshot. boyxboy, don't like, don't read.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Scared to be Home Alone by JinxDestroy reviews

Dave comes over to John's house only to have an unexpected surprise waiting for him. JohnDave smut, Dom!John, Crossdress!John, and a kind of awkward Dave. This is my first fanfic, so enjoy!

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Ravens And Crows by Thorn-The-Cloudy-Fennec reviews

This raven's name was Ciel. He was very elegant when standing, though when flying, he was slightly noisy. Most ravens laughed at him; that is, except for Sebastian. Sebastian took a liking to Ciel. He told himself that he would look after Ciel, even at the cost of his life. Rated T for language, sexual themes, and violence, all in later chapters. You've been warned. :U

Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.

Bro, I Can't Sleep by RandomRyu reviews

Dave can't sleep, so he goes to his Brother. Feelings are brought up, and it gets interesting. Yaoi, Stridercest. Dave topping.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete

Dave: Trick John by SylphofKawaii reviews

Dave's over at John's house while his Bro has a "friend over." So he has a little ploy to trick John into being his. PepsiCola one-shot with a lemon. c:

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete

Ironic Metaphors by fatcow4life reviews

What's a puppet to do when his favorite boy is making him hot under the plush collar? M for a reason.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Dirk S., Lil' Cal - Complete

The Bird and The Bee by Mewtheclone reviews

Dave/Sollux Collegestuck Dave wants to seduce Terezi, Sollux wants to get out of the friendzone with feferi. Too bad that will never happen! Stuck in a dorm with each other might just solve their problems if they dont kill each other first. MM&FF pairings. M for later chapters and college hijinks. summary sucks I promise!

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C.

Riding Lessons by john dickbert reviews

What happens when Dirk and Equius get together? Please don't take this seriously. Please don't even read this.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Dirk S., Equius Z. - Complete

Bad Boys by john dickbert reviews

please don't think this is serious oh my god dave/bro lovin, m/m obvs rated xxxx for stupidity and anime

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete

Boredom by Scyrie reviews

Alois is bored, and calls upon Ciel to cure him of his boredom...although Ciel is not too happy with Alois' 'cure for boredom'.

Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete

Nobody Ever Mentions Socks by Drakochannojutsu reviews

It's more than Dave expected, in more than one sense of the phrase. Written with the human college AU versions I'm writing for an RP with a friend. DaveSol.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete

I Win by Kuga Sterling reviews

This is a one-shot about Dirk and Jake, playing strip chess, written for my moirail.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete

For Love And Computers by animefreaksrus reviews

Even though Sollux hated to admit it, the music of that stupid boy calmed him down. Dave/Sollux, Humanstuck.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C.

Bringing in the New Year With a Bang by querulousArtisan reviews

Dave introduces Sollux to the wonders of alcohol, and soon finds out that it has a very different effect on the troll. Fill for the kid/troll alcohol shenanigans prompt. Dave/Sol, PWP, Xeno, Smut

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete

Try As He Might, He Would Fail by Beaumren Trill reviews

He was falling for the cool kid, but the cool kid didn't want him. There was only so much he could do before he broke down. One Shot.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sollux C., Dave S. - Complete

Glow In The Dark Sunglasses by I.Write.Love reviews

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete

Nightmare Cure by Anaki Starsong reviews

Sollux has some intense nightmares and some confusing feelings about his roommate, Dave. Could Dave be the cure to what ails the gemini?

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete

Daddy Dearest by HannaFalkCross reviews

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly! I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but please, PLEASE, don't take this seriously.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete

Ferris Wheel Lovin by ShannaraMay reviews

Ciel Phantomhive has never been to an Amusement Park. He gets taken to one, over the weekend, by his best friend Alois. And Alois is a very naughty boy

Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [Alois T., Ciel P.] - Complete

Checkmate by SpiderFly reviews

Just A Random Poem I Wrote Today In School, Inspired By Episode Twelve Of Season Two, A Bit Ciel/Alois, But More Friendly Then Romantic. The Trancy-Phantomhive Chess Match Has Finally Come To An End.

Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete

The Best Website Ever reviews

John is a normal boy with a normal life and job. But when a certain someone he saw on a porn-site is a new employee at his work, will his life become a little more extreme? Summary sucks I know. Smutty things in later chapters.

Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - John E., Dave S., Bro