ok i like yaoi.

i wright pomes .

i am bi so what

yaoi list

SasukexNaruto

NarutoxSasuke

link Naruto father is this is on youtub but is relavent to most of my storys

here it is for one manga.com if you can not go on youtube Naruto father is 2

Here a good Abridged episods of Naruto are on youtube but rely funny.

Naruto the Abridged Series 1

Naruto the Abridged Series 2

Naruto the Abridged Series 3

Naruto the Abridged Series 4

Naruto the Abridged Series 5

Naruto the Abridged Series 6

Naruto the Abridged Series 7

Naruto the Abridged Series 8

Naruto the Abridged Series 9

Naruto the Abridged Series 10

Naruto the Abridged Series 11

Naruto the Abridged Series 12

Naruto the Abridged Series 13

Naruto the Abridged Series 14

Naruto the Abridged Series 15

Naruto the Abridged Series 16

Naruto the Abridged Series 17

Naruto the Abridged Series 18

Naruto the Abridged Series 19

akasuki clan goes shopping vere funny

akasuki cartoon hero really funny

Sasuke GAY on funnyjunk.com so funny even my mum saw it and she dose not wach Naruto

Saw this on another profile, it was really funny!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, WhiteMoonlight, Inuforlyf, Saria's-crown11Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, WhiteMoonlight, Inuforlyf, Saria's-crown11, angel of tragic romace

Haha! Now read this because it is sad and will give you goosebumps.

My name is shannon I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I am all alone

The house is dark

My parents aren't home.

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With the bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And finally he stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is shannon.

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think child abuse is wrong!

i think it wrong sometime my dad hit me and the pain it in fliktes it so bad. i once cut my arm and it felt good but i had to stop because i was afrad what eles i might do.

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool.

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl,

I did what I was told.

I went to school, I even got straight A's,

I even got the gold!

But mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said 'good-bye'.

I'm sorry mommy, I had to go,

But mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit another

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell my boyfriend Trevor that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my friends they were wonderful,

That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?

No one deserves this.

Mommy, warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss,

And mommy, tell the doctors, I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

But mommy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could, when I heard that crack

Mommy, listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college.

I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, mommy, I wanted to live.

But mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date

I love you mommy, I always have

I know, you know it's true,

And mommy, all I wanted to say, is, 'Mommy, I love you'.

In loving memory of all the college & high school students who were lost in Shootings. Please, if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn't get to say 'good-bye'.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

((20 Ways to Annoy Naruto))

1. Tell him Sasuke wants to have his "Man Babies"

2. Watch him faint

3. Once he's fainted, drag him to Sasuke's house, then sneak in and leave him in Sasuke's room

4. Tape his eyelids open and force him to read200 SasuNaru yaoi fan-fics

5. Post photo-shopped pictures of him and Sasuke kissing on the Konoha website

6. Cover his bedroom walls with colourful print-out pics of a nude Sasuke and every guy inside the Naruto story

7. Throw random things at his head when you're behind him, if he asked you "Why did you do that?", say "Me? I didn't do anything! You're crazy! How dare you accuse me!" then walk away pretending to be offended

8. Ask him if he went to rehab for being addicted to crack Ramen

9. Show SasuNaru pics to all the ninjas inside the original story

10. When he says something "funny", laugh really loud for five minutes, the stop suddenly with a serious look on your face and say, "I don't get it"

11. Put as much laxative as possible in his ramen

12. Take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, then laugh outside the door when he's freaking out

13. Remind him of the day he shat himself (Lol, shat!)

14. Challenge him to a game of DDR

15. Cry when you realise there's no DDR in that era

16. Give him to Orochimaru for 5 bucks

17. Save him two days later, making sure he's fully traumatised by spending "quality times" with the snake

18. Lock him in a room with Sasuke for one week (I love this one the best!)

19. When he finally tries to kill you, scream, run in a circle, scream some more, and repeat this process until he just gives up and leaves

20. Last but not least, replace his boxers with thongs

((20 Ways to Annoy Sasuke))

1. Call him cockatoo

2. Go up to him and stare him directly in the face

3. I f he asks what you're doing, say, "Hm...they're right, Itachi's way hotter"

4. When you greet him, say "Hiya, Itachi...I mean Sasuke"

5. Say that he looks like a mini Itachi

6. Say that Itachi is way cooler

7. Told him Naruto's a lot stronger than him

8. Call him emo

9. Scream in a fangirl way "Sasuke-kunnn!" and chase him

10. Call the fangirls when he's around

11. Paint his nails purple when he's asleep

12. Paint red clouds on his clothes when he's asleep too

13. Take a picture of him like that

14. Dress him back to normal and when he wakes up, run over to him and say loudly, "Gee, Sasuke! I never knew you're in the Akatsuki!" and show him the picture (I love this one the best!)

15. Say that he's dating both Sakura and Ino

16. Then yell loudly, "You're a two-timer!"

17. Call forth the two bitches and get them to fight on who's dating Sasuke (sorry, but I hate those two!)

18. Throw Sasuke (and Naruto) inbetween

19. Show them the picture of the two boys kissing

20. Draw really freaky SasuNaru babies, show them to Sasuke and shout "Ahhhh! Hyperactive emo man babies! Ahhh!"

((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))

1. Steal his gourd

2. Make a grafitti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd

3. Steal his cookies

4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out

5. Then point at Gaara

6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are

7. Tell him Lee loves him

8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji

9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear

10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around

11. Tell him he's weak

12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty

13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"

14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)

15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)

16. Then sell it on E-bay

17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji

18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him

19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife

20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei

((20 Ways to Annoy Itachi))

1. Video him when he is taking a bath and film it in the public

2. Then blame it on Kisame

3. Cut his hair when he is asleep

4. Tell him the Sharingan looks stupid on him

5. Tell him he looks like a 100-year-old evil-freaking man

6. Give him a wrinkle-reducer cream

7. Put glue in his shampoo

8. Say Sasuke is way hotter than him

9. Replace his nail polish with a pink polish

10. Tell him his brother has a huge crush on him

11. Paint "I Love Kisame" on his door

12. Ask him why did he kill his clan repeatedly until he tells you

13. Ask him to kill your clan, if he refuses, then scream "Why! You killed yours, didn't ya!"

14. When he goes to kill your clan, tell him "Don't forget the little brother this time, 'kay?"

15. Make him eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame

16. Steal his boxers and give it to Sasuke

17. Do the same with Sasuke's boxers, give it to him in return

18. Dress him as a princess for Halloween (I want to do this! X3)

19. Tell him the Uchiha sign looks like a tiny penis with huge balls (Lol!)

20. Spread rumours that he is actually a girl in disguise

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

Please, please read this and understand it's truthfulness

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.
I found this on another profile and was proud to add it to my own!

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