Takes Place After "Batman Begins". Emilie, a college student in Gotham, witnesses the Joker and his gang rob a bank. Killing her was the plan...

While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.

-Complete!- On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother's insistence. On Earth, Jim's family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together. AU, very eventual K/S

When maneater Devon Duville, tattoo artist and pirate, meets womanizer Captain Jack Sparrow, she doesn't know what to do kill him or kiss him. It seems Jack feels the same way...Rated MA for adult content. Ye be warned! Please R&R Ch47 up 20-Dec-2011!

My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.

A collection of unrelated one-shots. Each chapter is a short story.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Ichigo and Rukia have to deal with a new addition to their family. A bag of flour. Damn that Health Class. Rated for *ehem* and swearing! Bleach fic. IchiRuki. OOC-ness scattered here and there.

BATMAN/JOKER "After an honest conversation with the Joker, Batman wonders what exactly he's been chasing all these years..." SLASH One-shot songfic: Nickelback - "Far Away" Rated M for safety. R&R!

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

What could logic have to do with emotions? Everything, it would seem. Spock/OC.

L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-

Extremely crackish. Raito wakes up to find an extremely pale, extremely skinny and naked--may he stress the word NAKED-- neko sitting on his stomach, staring him down.

It's a bitter sweet symphony this life... It's just sex and violence, melody and silence... It seems that way for jaded twins Bee and Arlo Bell, and for Dr. Isla Knight, but joining Star Fleet could change all of that. Spock/OC, McCoy/OC.

Harley has some wonderful news for her puddin'...news that will take nine months to unfold.

Lillian McCoy is the younger half sister of Dr. McCoy, and proud to be the new Counselor on the U.S.S Enterprise. What starts off as intrigue and lust for Spock though, is turning into an illogical love that affects both of them in unexpected ways...

Spock/Kirk. Mature Content. A short one, written for a friend who loves Kirk and his vanity. When the showers on the Enterprise are broken, Spock and Kirk have no option but to share...

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Spock finds himself facing feelings he's never had before, but for the wrong person; or right person . Kirk is oblivious. Eventual K/S slash.

Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was...except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple? K/S with occasional NC-17 content. **Combination of Destiny, Uncertainty, and Human Mating Rituals, with more added.**

Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.

Quote: "Kirk decides to prove to Spock and his crew that the Redshirt Phenomenon is just a myth." Light Kirk/Spock, high crack. This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written in my life.

It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.

A tutorial on how to get reviews. By Spock and yours truly. Totally random and completely pointless.

Jim doesn't believe in no-win situations. But Spock knows better. There are some games that mere beings simply were not meant to win.

The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.

Chekov chose that moment to turn his seat, “You know Kepton, that color, it goes wery well with your eyes.” The grin was back. Sulu coughed, having swallowed the wrong way, Uhura wished she was on a vessel sans the mental-hospital worthy captain. K/S

Kirk/Spock. A celebration on New Vulcan turns deadly.

Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.

Inspired by the season two TOS episode "A Piece of the Action." Did anybody else notice how deeply Spock got into the role of a gangster?

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

Had Spock looked back to see the smirk, even he, as a Vulcan, would have felt a faint stirring of foreboding. AU. Harsh criticism appreciated. Oneshot.

An Enterprise crew party, a Surly Doctor, Alcohol, Kirk and a certain First Officer... What could possibly go wrong? Yup, you guessed it... Please R&R!

The world almost ended, and James T. Kirk just wants to sleep. Spock & Kirk, Friendship Only. Language, because Kirk is an Iowa Farm Boy with a dirty mouth.

Jim, remind me again, why exactly are you wearing leopard underwear and singing Dancing Queen?"

Spock attempts to reconcile himself with his human side while dealing with a most unusual physical malady. Kirk comes along for the ride. Non-slash.

A guide.

The drinking game. A way to ensure someone gets hurt. "I have never seen Uhura in her underwear." - Spock/Nyota. /ONESHOT/

Naruto Uzumaki disappeared from radar two years ago, leaving behind a psychotic best friend and a town full of terrified people. Now he’s back, much to his ‘watchdog’s’ dismay. KakaNaru. Written because I lost another bet. Stupid Roely… with love.

Spock and Dr. McCoy commiserate in their favorite lab about recent shipboard 'activities'. S & Mc, K/S implied , Mc/f implied

Mia is a young 18 year old girl obsessed with the Joker.She soon finds that life with him is filled with lust,wrath,and greed.And yet some how there is still room for love.

When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.

Jarlaxle has the misfortune to meet a most...interesting lich. Sheer insanity and crazed humor ensue. Constructive critique is accepted, but no flaming. CHAPTER 3 FINALLY UP!

-NEW VERSION - SEQUEL.Willy & Charlene begin to face their new life as a couple.Will they make the right choices?Hopefully.Experience new adventures?Probably.But most of all,will Willy finally gather up the courage to ask that one question?Who knows..R&R

McCoy and Spock are fighting again, no surprises there. Uhura makes an offhand comment that has the bridge spliting its sides in laughter. Does Spock fail to see the humor? Warning for references made to Evil Spock.

Post DK. After the Joker is brought in,officer Valentine is assigned to be his "keeper." Unfortunately for Gotham, the two of them seem to have a very different idea. On Hiatus for a bit.

When he took off her blindfold their love and hate clashed together, and the sharp line between trust and betrayal blurred; because trust is a double-edged sword, and sometimes betrayal is the only option that can change the world. ItaSaku

After a drunken mishap, Iruka has a naughty dream about Kakashi and himself. Now Iruka struggles to find the meaning of this dream while attempting to act 'normal' around Kakashi by means of avoiding him alltogether, but the fates are against poor Iruka!

When an anonymous tip alerts Starfleet to possible sexual harassment on board the Enterprise, Kirk, Spock, and McCoy must endure a Fleet regulation lecture.

What was Thomas up to that Harry catches him in a dark alley shirtless and covered in body glitter? Takes place between Blood Rites and Dead Beat.

Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.

Two immature twenty year olds discover that the Joker is a closet Hot Topic shopper. Probobly as AU as it gets!

Ichigo learned that if you want to win a girl's heart, you have to court her family first. Unfortunately, the Kuchiki clan is not your usual family. And like hell, they're going to give her up to someone like him. AU, IchiRuki

When Lara Woods comes to Gotham to take over the Joker case after Batman vanishes, she has no idea what she's in for. She starts out hoping she can get into the Joker's head, but gets a whole lot more. Post Dark Knight, Spoilers! FINALLY COMPLETE! R&R PLS

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

the title says it all. lmaooo. rated T for language. :D please review! it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :b yay!

He's asked so many people, "Do you want to know how I got these scars?" Now he wants Batman to ask him. ...Well, it's just more fun that way.

It was just her luck, really, to stumble upon Uchiha Itachi when he was bathing in the river. ItaSaku. Crackfic.

Gotham doesn't need a hero. What it needs is a little anarchy. The Joker in three quotes. Dark Knight spoilers.

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

Kankuro learns the consequences of eavesdropping when he overhears his brother and Matsuri doing something questionable in Gaara's room... ! Gaara x Matsuri, rated for mature implications !

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Sasuke is a tormented vampire living in a world of lies where Itachi has him trapped. He never thought that things would change until he met someone more troubled than himself. Though the secrets he holds could harm them both. SasuNaru,Uchihacest,others

A four-part featuring L and the sweets he craves.

Chained together, Light must learn to survive alongside the world's three greatest detectives, L. The question is how? Insane OOCness and fluff. Sorry, I had to.

My very first fanfic, written in 2005. Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book.

Fuyaku Layuki knows almost every single person she meets inside and out. Though, once in a while a person who is unreadable comes along...Gaara is one of those people. As she gets to know him, she finds herself attracted to his mystery. Gaara x OC

Mia's your average teen. Her parents hate her. On the eve of her 16 birthday, a team of ninja Sasuke,naruto,sakura kidnap her to their world.She finds her destiny, home, spirit, and even love from the most unexpected guy. Sasuke COMPLETE!

What happens when Sakura and Ino devise a plan that even the three geniuses of Konoha can't resist?...but what happens when it doesn't go as planned? Surprise pairings but there's definitely SasuxNaru HIATUS

AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai

It all started when Kakashi locked them in a room together as a punishment for bickering. Who knew falling so hard in love you could barely focus would be such a journey? It should be smooth sailing.. right? SasuNaru Team 7 lives together. Chapter41 UP!

Sakura has decided that she will ask Sasuke out and not take no for an answer. When she finds the Uchiha, she is horrified! Want to find out why? ON HIATUS.

Tobi makes a new jutsu and is planning to win his Deidara-sempai's heart.But when he tries it out nothing happens.Oh how wrong he was!OOC!Crack!NOT tobixdei!

ONESHOT. Akatsuki Crack! Kakuzu and Hidan share a food fight and later, Kakuzu has a heart attack. Renamed, now just a oneshot.

This is what would happen if I were in charge of writing the script of Treasure Planet. Includes: Naughty language, massive amounts of injuries, slashy spiders and general retardness. If you're offended by such things...then you smell funny.