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"Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain something of equal value must be lost." - Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

I'm a Furry and proud of it! Copy and paste this if you are a Furry and proud of it

"Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push." - The Joker

"You either die a hero or you live on enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

"There are millions of animal species but man is the only animal capable of destroying them all." Douglas Wiliams

"It is best to search while the trail is new." - Old Norse Proverb

"We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us." - The Joker

"Up onto the overturned keel
Clamber, with a heart of steel
Cold is the ocean's spray
And your death is on its way
With maidens you have had your way
Each must die some day!" Vikings (TV Show) Season 1 Episode 4

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When life hands you lemons write a steamy one and make life wish they took it back XD

Guy1: "Sir, we're surrounded!"
Guy2: "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Some interesting (Really creepy is more like it) news I found out. (found on 2/7/11)

78% of all accounts on are dead. (have not been active for over a YEAR)

12% of all accounts on FFN have at least one published story and are actively engaged in fandom activity.

Only 32.5% of all users have stories posted.

24 REASONS WHY I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Normal girls want to marry Princes, we want to marry killers
Normal girls play dress up, we cosplay
Normal girls eat ice-cream when depressed, we eat cheesecake
Normal girls wouldn't ever go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slenderman
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife
Normal girls wear bows, we wear beanies
Normal girls say weird, we say cool
Normal girls ask why did you do that?, we say you shouldn't have done that
Normal girls say go to hell, we say go to sleep
Normal girls say Link, we say BEN Drowned
Normal girls think Jeff is ugly, we think he's beautiful
Normal girls cannibal, we say Eyeless Jack
Normal girls say go die in a hole, we say you've met with a terrible fate
Normal girls fangirl over boy bands, we fangirl over psycho killers
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96% of young girls would cry if they saw Edward Cullen in flames, 2% would be holding marshmallows on a stick. Copy this if you be the 2% wondering how the hell he got out of the book.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot

A friend is someone who will help you move. A BEST friend is someone who will help you move a dead body

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.