Pen Name: rholowie. The story behind that is very long and complex, so I shall spare you the trouble. Besides, I like having a false sense of mystery.

Real Name: Matthew

Sex: Male

Age: Practically all grown up. Even if my behavior says otherwise. So that age where you think you're grown up but you're not. Psst...it's eighteen.

About Me: I like slashers. And aliens. And vampires. But not suave romantic ones. Ones with big teeth and blood all over them. Zombies are good too. As are monsters. And maybe robots. And artsy fartsy horror movies. Like the ones from Italy. But not from Japan. Except for the one where the lamp eats the girl and the guy turns into bananas. I like that one. And murder mysteries. Because they're fancy. And ancient China. Because it's awesome. And ancient Rome. Because I did nothing but study Latin for four years. And musicals. Because I sing and act. And play piano. So I like Chopin and Mozart. But not Beethoven. And that's that.

And I like video games. Scary ones. Like Resident Evil. But not the ones after Nemesis. Because I'm a purist. But I like Fatal Frame. And Sweet Home. And Clocktower. And Left 4 Dead's good too even if I'm no good at it. And space games. Like Mass Effect. Or Star Wars. And The Sims counts too because they have telescopes. Sort of. Not really.

I also like reading. A lot. Weird classic books. Like Fathers and Sons. And Sons and Lovers. And Ibsen. Because Hedda Gabler's the best play ever. And lots of Russian literature. Because it's depressing. All of it. And melodrama amuses me.