"Some daddies put babies in the mommies. Sometimes we find daddies. And aren't you excited that we found Dickie?" What if that night in the Tasty Pastry resulted in more than a broken heart?

Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.

Hi I'm Elizabeth Bennet. Yes Elizabeth Bennet, not Jane Bennet, Elizabeth Bennet. You know the quirky, funny, less pretty brunette? Anyway, today is THE day. Today is the day I change the world. Today is the day I make this world a better, happier place for everyone. Today is the day I get over William Darcy.

She's supposed to be celebrating, but Elizabeth Bennet is left wondering at the disgusting man eating her antipasto, why Charlotte is sparing him a second glance, and why a handsome stranger feels compelled to save her when Jane and Charlotte ditch her. Modern short story; rated M. 13 December 16: only the first chapter remains - see my profile for the how and the why, if you wish.

Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John

Elizabeth loves her job at Darcy Enterprises, a multi million dollar company with strong charitable ties, but she can't stand the man she works for. So how did she end up in his bed after the companies annual charity ball? Now edited and updated.

50 assorted johnlock fics, all prompted by the OTP bootcamp challenge! Fluffy, Romantic, Angsty... all sorts around here!

Who would ever need a freak like me? Boarding school AU. Teenlock. Johnlock. Mini case fic.

MULTI-CROSSOVER. Emma is matchmaking, Lizzie is avoiding Darcy, Ellen is trying to tame her wild sister, Fanny and Anne strive for more self-confidence, and Cathy wants an adventure. who ever said university was easy?

John Watson is a respectable medical student in his early twenties. He has a nice flat, a good job... and he's best friends with a drug-addicted teenage street rat by the name of Sherlock Holmes. AU in which our heroes met many years earlier.

The Yarders discover some old photographs while investigating a crime scene. "Good lord, he was in a band."

Sherlock is 17 years old and in his first year of university. His four years of high school had been horrible and he's hoping for a fresh new start in uni. What happens when Sherlock falls for a certain biology teacher of his? Johnlock, Teen!Lock. NOT Brit picked.

Fairy tales are for those who remember how to dream; not John Watson, broken and hiding from his bleak future in a beige bedsit. But then he discovers a lamp and finds himself in the dangerous riptide of an enigmatic man whose very existence is unbelievable, murder charges against his sister, and the growing pains of feeling alive once more.

Since her father, Admiral Thomas Bennet's retirement from the the Navy, Elizabeth has learned she cannot trust the men of the Ton. Can she trust Fitzwilliam Darcy to protect her from the wilds of Derbyshire ?

Elizabeth is a young single mom of 2. Abandoned by the twin's father when she found out at 17. She has risen from it and runs a daycare and lives just a few doors down from her sister Jane and her fiance Charles. It is at their wedding that she meets William Darcy. The judgmental jerk who points out all the problems of a young girl raising kids without a father. *Changed Rating*

From the moment they met, Jake Knightley was wrapped around Emma Woodhouse's little finger. Too bad she's too blind to see it. But did anyone say the course of true love would be easy? Modern Emma. COMPLETE!

In Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, Elizabeth is angry at Mr. Darcy for his supposed treatment of Mr. Wickham, and he in turn feels that he cannot confide in her because of his pride in his family. What if he felt honor bound to tell her the truth at the ball? Would they come to an understanding faster? This is a preview of the book.

Sherlock had erased his biggest mistake he ever made from his mind, but what happens when the next day he finds it on the doorsteps of 221B? John only asked for some damn milk. Parentlock.

Modern A/U. Lizzie and William have been friends forever. She has no family, he didn't really like his parents. Now William is calling in a favor that she owes him, and he intends to collect. Romance/Angst/ A little Humor

As Commander, it is Spock's job to oversee and assist his Captain. However, when Spock falls ill with a very human illness, it's up to Captain Kirk and Doctor McCoy to return him to full health. Still, Vulcan illness can be difficult... especially when one works aboard the Enterprise. There's never time to rest.

My life has officially been flipped upside down. My mother, after a yearlong absence, wants me to be a part of her life again. This life includes her CEO fiance and my soon to be stepbrother...Fitzwilliam Darcy. I'm happy living with my dad, and I have little to no intention of spending time with my mom. So- if they think I'll go quietly, well they have another thing coming.

In a world where Sherlock and John never met, things aren't going well. As a last resort John is admitted to a psychiatric hospital. There he finds someone he never knew he had lost. This is their story, as it shouldn't have happened.

John is about to change Sherlock's life forever. But Sherlock has some changes planned too. How do you know when someone loves you? And what do you do when they don't? Johnlock alert! Also, alert for unashamed soppiness. Last chapter: Agate. This is the end, but there will be more stories soon. And thank you for over 60,000 views! -Sef

Spock has made a habit of letting his Captain evade him. He puts an end to it tonight, on the back of Jim's vintage Harley. Jim/Spock. Spoilers for Star Trek: Into Darkness.

At age nineteen, Sherlock Holmes dropped out of university to become a drug addict.

A well-loved plot variation for the well-loved novel. Moments before Mr. Darcy asks for her hand, Elizabeth reads a letter that alters her decision to his proposal but not her heart toward the man. Obstacles from within and without hedge up their way as the two learn how to move forward on this untried path. Sample. Complete.

Will is a freshman with some roommates throwing a party. Will he meet the girl of his dreams?

Today I'll do it. I, William Darcy, will do the unthinkable. I'm going to escape the Lizzie Bennet friendzone.

Doctor Elizabeth Bennet is paged to the ER late one night, and finds herself remembering a similar situation from her past. One Shot.

Just because you're a prince, doesn't mean you're not a douchebag. This ain't your average fairytale. P&P

John and Sherlock are at a wedding. John tries to get Sherlock to dance with someone...not expecting the outcome he gets. Post-Reichenbach. Fluff.

Lizzie thought that one amazing night of post break up sex was what she needed to forget about her Ex. But what are you supposed to do, when your one night stand shows up, at the most inconvenient of moments? One Shot.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

John and Sherlock are at a wedding. Sherlock's not enjoying himself in the slightest. That is, until John asks him to slow dance with him. Johnlock. Post-Reichenbach. Pure, shameless fluff.

Felicity/Ben. Years after the series ends, when she's old enough to court, Ben returns. But the struggle for independence isn't over. Why is he back? And why is he looking at Felicity like that?

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

AU, a what if Mr Knightly never confessed but something else happened. The life of Emma Woodhouse through the eyes of her niece Emma Knightly.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.