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I'm not actually going to put my name in here for privacy reasons. I really doubt anyone is going to look at this, but I'm bored and this is giving me something to do. I do not have enough time to write, but if I ever do, the stories will be listed below. I have been regularly reading fanfiction for several years, but I was too lazy to make a profile until today. I am mostly a Harry Potter/Tamora Pierce fanfiction reader, but occasionally I will branch out to other categories. Like Iron Man. I like Iron Man. Anyways, there's not enough hours in the day for me to be able to write fanfiction, but I do adore reading it and it has led to serious procrastination on my other work because I often get so caught up in reading all the amazing fanfics on this site.

THIS IS REGARDING REVIEWS! I do not flame stories. I give constructive criticism, if it is needed. When I give said criticism, I ALWAYS find something to compliment in the story, whether it be the storyline, or something else, EXCEPT IF IT IS A CLICHE! There is supposed to be an accent mark on that "e" but my computer is not cooperating with me. There are a lot of cliches on this website. Even though I have been a member of this site for less than a year, I have been reading stories on here for several years. I can tell if what you write is a cliche. Usually, I just ignore cliches. But now, after reading a story that someone posted about fanfiction (it is in my favorites) I think I am now going to start commenting on cliches. Also, I will never ever give a review along the lines of "OMG i freaking luved it!!" If like your story, chances are I will give you a VERY LONG review complimenting the specific things I liked. If that annoys you, I'm sorry. If I don't give you a long review, chances are I'm laughing so hard because your story was so funny so I can't think straight, or...yeah. That's pretty much why.

That's pretty much it.

~Simply-Me-SC~

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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,931 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 1,990 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Snarls in Pursuing Love by Sangfly reviews
Kel and Dom. Its all yours.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,825 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Tortall
The Ultimate How To Guide by Magna Parva reviews
Everything you'll ever need to know to make it big in the fanfic industry. Second chapter: How to accept constructive criticism. Want to know? READ! -Sarcasm and minor insults abound. I'm warning you!- "WRITING SUMMARIES" is by CONFUSEDKNIGHT!
Crossover - Song of the Lioness & Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008
Her Mortal by windsweptsilence reviews
A Wicked Lovely/Ink Exchange Melissa Marr fanfic. Although he may conceal it pretty well, we all know Seth is jealous of Keenan, in terms of Aislinn. But on this night, he finds a way to get revenge...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
After the Battle by Beagairbheag reviews
Set During Lady Knight, after the battle at the Fort in Scanra. Who carries Kel from the tower to the courtyard after she's finished off Blyce? Has progressed onto what happened on the journey home. KelDom
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by The Reviews Lounge reviews
[Reviews Lounge forum collaboration] Several different oneshots, each by a different author, about a canon character and what they want for Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone, and please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,549 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
Goings on at Steadfast by Beagairbheag reviews
Set after Lady Knight. Weddings, pranks, dancing and plots. KelDom...Eventually! It's been done before but here's my take on it. Reviews appreciated! Finally completed! Sequel posted! New Beginnings at New Hope
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,601 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dinner Guests 2 by Zayz reviews
[Complete][LJ] A sequel to my other story, Dinner Guests. Read that one first. In this one, Lily must return the favor and go to James Potter's house for dinner. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Dear Prongs by Zayz reviews
James Potter is forced to run an advice column for Gryffindor House by his fellow Marauders. Recently edited & will be updated shortly. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dinner Guests by Zayz reviews
[Complete][LJ] Who knew that, out of all the people in the world, Mrs. Evans had to make friends with Mrs. Potter at the grocery store and invite the family to dinner? Obviously someone that wasn't a friend of Lily Evans, that's for sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How Utterly Uncouth! by Anaela loves who reviews
A lovely story starring the prettiest, sweetest, couthest little girl EVER [Narcissa Black, in case you didn’t know] on her very UNcouth 1st day of school, dealing with dirty, common mudbloods and her nasty idiot cousin Sirius. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
The First Day of Classes by metro.max reviews
It's the first day of classes, and Oliver Wood is in for one talkative surprise. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Kel & Dom: 50 Themes by Emmegan reviews
A collection of shorts chronicling the relationship of our beloved Kel and Dom. There are actually 53 themes, because I went overboard... Enjoy!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Ill Met By Moonlight by Strapless reviews
Evin Larse tries his hand at romance with interesting results.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Self Inflicted Laryngitis by B.C Daily reviews
A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just Wondering by Strapless reviews
One kind of proposal leads to another in regards to the Queen’s Riders.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Tortall - Complete
The Meaning of Stag by Callisto Nicol reviews
Note to self: work on hand control. In the meantime, find out why Lily laughed. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smudge by Two Drunk Elves reviews
There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. RUINED with a SMUDGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Diary of Lily Evans by SuperSpy reviews
So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Reluctant Chaser by Mardia reviews
When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Beautiful Game by gpoy reviews
[Finished] Ah, the world of Hogwarts Quidditch, the game is exciting, the players are worshiped, the commentating is explicit and James wants Lily on his team. Things could get rioty. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,003 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wishing You Were Here by Lucie - or Lux reviews
Romance abounds in the letters written between a certain Lady Knight and her blue-eyed sergeant during the days of their posts on the Scanran boarder. KelDom pairing, rather fluffy, post-Lady Knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Keladry, Domitan
Uninhibited by GringottsVault711 reviews
Ron accidentally takes a potion to remove his every inhibition for twenty-four hours - no antidote, very interesting results. Will the effects of the potion bring him to reveal his true feelings for Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
She Will Be Loved by Enchanted Evangeline reviews
FINSIHED! NOT a song-fic! Will Kel ever find someone? There is a plot! Most of our fav people are back! Takes place in New Hope and Corus for Neal and Yuki's wedding! KD! Please review! I'm so bad at summaries
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,877 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Complete
I Hear Him Laughing by FernWithy reviews
During the year that Remus teaches at Hogwarts, Harry is not the only student bothered by the Dementors. A desperate Ginny Weasley also comes to him for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Remus L., Ginny W.
Instant Reflexes by dreamerdoll reviews
Dom threatens Kel that whenever she harms him, he will kiss her. (Corrected)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2004
Legacy of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2004
The Space Between The Stars by Issy reviews
COMPLETE AND OBSOLETED BY HBP While Remus comes to terms with his losses and Severus drowns in his own bitterness, Sirius seeks a way home from behind the veil...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 61 - Words: 89,517 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Riddle of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Lord Voldemort in his many incarnations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/26/2003
The Thinking Cap Returns by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students...and deal with a BASILISK?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/17/2002
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/26/2002
Myles's Class by MagixPawn reviews
A bunch of short stories about Myles’s class. Need I say more? *AUTHOR'S NOTE UP!*
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 3/26/2002
The Great Band War by Shadow Dragon reviews
Ch 11! My rather pathetic end to it all! Who will win? We all know, but now it's really happening! Read it and flame, please!!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,878 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 11/14/2001
Interwoven: The Seamstress and the Lovable Stray by Katinka31 reviews
Britain's last Weaver struggles to finish her first Invisibility Cloak during the year of the Triwizard Tournament. Along the way, she happens to befriend a certain canine that's been lolling about Hogsmeade. (UPDATED JUNE 2004)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,481 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Sirius B.
And We Smiled by Xaviera Xylira reviews
Lily is sarcastic. She's not a rebel without a cause. She's not unpopular. She's not suicidal. She's not an ice queen or a geek or Miss Britney Spears of Hogwarts. She's Lily Evans, she's head girl, and she's very much alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Daddy... Padfoot?! by sthana reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 226 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.