Hey, hey, hey, I'm Evie, your neighborhood werecat. After much yelling, growling, and throwing plastic flowers at each other, my friends persuaded me that I'm a somewhat-okay author-type person. Seeing as South Park is my single obsession of the year, that's basically the topic of my stories. To get started about me, I'll tell you I'm Italian. Or learning it, more or less.

You see, I'm the type of person who is loud and obnoxious and, quite perverted. Then again this all comes from being a fifteen-year old girl.To show-off and irritate my peers, I break into random Italian. When nervous, I blurt out the first things that come to mind, resulting in something like: "Catch the clock before it runs out of butter." One other thing about me is that I'm rarely sad.

Dissimulation I am beginning it at the moment so the updates will be rapid.