![]() Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Hola. My name is Clarissa. I dont know who you are nor do I want to know who you are, unless you like my storys. haha. Kidding. My avatar/icon thingy is me. :p As for looks I'm very pale and I have the strangest color of blue eyes. I'm very tall for my age along with my level of smartness. xD I can be very imature at times and then I can be very mature too. I draw a lot of my insparation from my music. Like thats where my name comes from, Headfirst for the Halos is one of my favorite songs from My Chemical Romance. ;D uhmm yeahh. I'm a Twilight person. I'm not really into it as much now its huge and its a fad I suppose. Though, I prefer Alice and Jasper to Edward and Bella. Sorry main charaters. ;) Hate me all you wish ladies. I dont care what you think as long as its about me. I stay up to extreames and I sleep to extreames. So, all in all, you could find me up extreamly late and sleep not alot. Which sucks on my part pretty much. I am a random person. Very random... Erm.. what else? I'm not very hyper, I'm just the calm layed back person, I am a person who doesnt care what she does, I weigh my next move on the other person. I would rather spend all day shut up in my room reading listening to music or on the computer. I'm not very social. haha But I find it easyer to talk to people over the computer for some reason. I have a mild addiction to Dr. Pepper and grape soda. I just find it better than Pepci or Coke-a-Cola. I like to cook/ bake. Dont ask me what the difference is because I dont know. I love to light things on fire and occasionally blow things up. But then again who doesnt? Sometimes I like to watch infomercials depeneds on what the people are trying to sell. I love to watch the ones that are supposed to cook food. haha I like to dance in stores. I am in love with my cat Rockey and she loves me too. She even understands ewvery thing I say to her. :D I love Oreos and so does milk but Milk doesnt know Oreos is haveing an affair with me. xD Ummm, what else? Oh yes, I'ma terrible speller. Thank gods for spell check. I hate palm trees for some reason. Dont ask why because I dont know. Music=Life. I take that saying to heart. I loves my music. Every one thinks its weird but ehh. They always stare at me when I sing along to it. Expecially if its Mindless Self Indulgence. As long as I'm on the subject of music I might as well say some of my favorite bands.:) I love The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, The Used, Metro Station, Chiodos, System of a Down, Breath Carolina, Jeffree Star, just to name a few outta the million. :3 I love Fueled By Ramen and Decaydance. They have awesome bands. :D "Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard." -John Steinbeck Here is some random shiz. :) Homophobia is Gay.-Frank Iero Are you on our side and want to be different, or are you on their side and want to throw a football at my head?-Gerard Way So many people treat you like a kid, so you may as well act like one and throw your T.V out the hotel window.-Gerard Way The band is metal in the way we have a lot of metal on our instruments, Gerard and I have quite alot on our belt buckles as well.-Mikey Way Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one.- Frank Iero It Tastes like someone stole my wallet, you know?-Gerard Way Be your self, don't ever take any ones shit and never let them take you alive! -Gerard Way "You cant kill yourself! We still gotta shake it up in the nursing homes, experiment with drugs, import mexicans, sell our drugs we experimented with to the mexicans to make a profit, see our hot guys and give them our numbers! See?! You cant kill your self!!" . If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R, Music Soul17, gold-eyed-girl 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think the Coacoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile., copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS! |
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