Bruised Egohide bio
Pen Name: Mytharian Age: 3 Sex: Yes Please! Interests Computers - I'm facinated with the things and everything that comes with them. Writing - wasn't too hard to guess, was it? Reading - A given. Anime & Manga - Who isn't these days? Art - Specifically drawing. Someday I'll be good at it, I'm sure. I just need to keep faith. Projects: W.I.P. The Untread Path -Story- Chapters 0 of 1 Posted. No summary as of yet. A Harry Potter Fan fiction. 5k+ words already written. Fever -Story- Chapters 0 of 1 Posted. No Summary as of yet. A Harry Potter Fan fiction. ~ words already written. Quotes Never be ashamed of your feelings. It's one thing to think it, and entirely another to say it, speak it. Don't be shy, and don't let others hold you back. Give your thoughts direction, and the words will shape reality. "Ow, my soul." ~ Murmured after reading a particularly sad lemon. I laughed afterwards, when I realized what I'd said, but that one really got me. |
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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 3,669 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 2,911 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
The Songs of the Fox by RahXephon reviews
Naruto fell into a different world after a battle. Losing both Kyuubi and his chakra, he eventually adapts to village life in a world not too different from his own. But the countries are restless, and the Emperor's legacy begins to fracture. When crisis strikes, Naruto and his new friends must flee as enemies want to capture Naruto's unique abilities. Original world, Naruto/FemOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,379 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Naruto U., OC]
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 8,338 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Not the Only Redhead by joemjackson reviews
Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 56 - Words: 333,911 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Wrench in the Works by Yellow Mask reviews
AU from 84 onwards. When Father orders the new Pride to kidnap Winry, they find she may be far more trouble than they ever expected. EdWin, some PridexWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,693 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Winry R., Edward E.
Clean Through by AubreyWitch reviews
She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Foreign Affairs by Amrun reviews
It's easier to die for a country than to live for it. When faced with war, what wouldn't you compromise? NarutoTemari, NaruTema on a technicality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,335 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Unconscious Confessions by Nikki99 reviews
The Minster feels that Harry Potter is the perfect candidate to do Legilimency for his elite Auror task force. But what happens when being able to see inside of the mind of his best mate reveals a lot more than expected?... About her AND about him? H/Hr- Story Discontinued...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 5,404 - Follows: 1,385 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Foxes and Fireworks by Jetslinger reviews
Lost in enemy territory and their chakra sealed by a mysterious jutsu, they have no one to rely on but each other. Naruto x Hanabi. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hanabi H., Naruto U.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,559 - Follows: 1,063 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Advent Against Time by Matdeception reviews
An obsession born from guilt, a cursed child just trying to make the best of eternity, and an Uchiha surprise... sounds like a story if you ask me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,737 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Secondhand Lions by Krahae reviews
In which, Harry learns he's not really Harry at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,574 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
An Old Friend Comes Out To Play by J. Carax reviews
Voldemort wakes up one day to a very nice surprise. It's a shame it's this very miracle that allows Harry to carry out the Dark Lord's demise in a most unconventional matter. Full of subtle and not-so-subtle penis humour, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Super Naruto by Captain Tungsten reviews
Naruto learns Kage Bunshin early, and uses it to assist him is his goal...of becoming strong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U.
My Life as a Teenaged Von Neumann Device by Solomon-Grundy reviews
Jenny explores her developing sexuality, which leads to romantic entanglements with Brad, Sheldon, and the other leading men in XJ9's life.
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 178,395 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Altered Destiny by Shezza reviews
AU: Rand al’Thor accompanies Tam to Baerlon when he is six, and runs into an Aes Sedai of the Red Ajah who discovers he could channel. He is taken to Tar Valon and gentled. What is to become of the Dragon Reborn?
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,977 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005