I'm from Ireland. Also I'm a completely random, book worm. My random fact is extremaly large and useless but not as bad as my sacasm adiction. I try to say as many things as posable and hope a few of them were as funny as they sounded in my head.

I am a huge fan of everything percy jackson. I will read all of the 326 TSoN fanfics and any more tat come out some time soon. I need help on my own tson fan fic due to laizyness, the fact I want to nothing other then read and write but reading comes first and my parents say spending six solid hours a day is too much time to spend on a computer so I'm considering reading on my phone and typing on my laptop.

Some would say following my favourite books as closely as I do and re-reading them so often is unhealthy in someone my age ie. bairly old enough to have this profile, but I'd say it is no worse then reading the davinci code in 2 days (yep been there done that ) I mean whats rong with loving harry potter, pjato, hoo, septimus heep, daren shan, artamis fowl and all the others it would take days to name (yes I know some of my taste in books is a bit childish but these ar egood books.

bye ~ percyshalfbrother

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(")_(") him gain world domination!

Rock, Paper, Scissors (Skizzors, sizzors, sizors... whatever you want to call it.)
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

16 ways to perplex, confuse or just scare people in a Computer Lab
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my Gods! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evily.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
9. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
10. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
11. Type on Chatroullette for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
12. Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
13. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
14. Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in flames!!!" and continue working.
15. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
16. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

You know you are living in 2011 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bot tom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list .
Now you're laughing at yourself.
Go on, copy and pase this into your profile! Put it on your email and send it to all of your frineds. You know you want to! Go lick your elbow. (Cause it's impossible).

Words to live by
-Don't run in the hallways - sliding is much more fun.
- Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
- Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
- 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
- Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
- Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- If anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand.
-To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
-It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
-I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
-Have you ever noticed a typo in a published book? (There are 3 in Darke)