England is worried about Harry's safety so he, America, and Canada are going to Hogwarts to protect him, but what happens when a certain golden trio are curios about them. Will they discover a secret that has been kept from the wizarding world for centuries?

Jake and Neytiri are new parents, the scientists remaining at Hell's Gate are staring extinction in the face, the Ikran Clan of the Eastern Sea is bracing for invasion, and the RDA would rather see Pandora destroyed than face life without unobtanium.

It was the best kept secret the nations never knew of, and it was intended to stay that way. After America's brutally attacked by a mysterious group of personifications, England and any country willing to help find themselves crossing a border they never should have crossed. America's secret crumbles, and once states and nations clash, nobody can be trusted.

The G8 find themselves in a strange, cuboid world devoid of logic, physics, and - horror of horrors - politics. Is it merely another of England's spells gone wrong, or is there a much greater reason for their arrival? T for language and violence.

The nations are gathered up by aliens into groups: Asia, Oceania, Africa, Europe, North America, and South America. But what purpose could these aliens have for every personification on earth? And what is this wonderful future they keep talking about? Multiple POVs, Character Deaths

The nations all get spawned in a block like world known as Minecraft. So with the help of each other, they all try to find a way out of the world and get back home. That is if everyone can cooperate... A/N- The nations are not blocks but their regular selves. Also rated it T for some language. I DO NOT OWN MINECRAFT OR HETALIA! CREDIT GOES TO MOJANG AND HIMARUYA .

If you thought Spock was the only one using seduction as a means to distract, you're wrong. Enterprise has a few tricks of her own. Based on the episode "The Enterprise Incident". USS Enterprise X Romulan Warbird. SLASH!

When the world leaders decide it would be best to keep the nations in isolation, total chaos ensues. Each and every nation is locked away in his or her own blank white room, and no contact is allowed. One man, a former nation that somehow managed to stay in existence, must rise up to put a stop to it. That man is none other than Gilbert Beilschmidt, AKA the awesome Prussia.

After a very tragic event, the Doctor wants to go see an old friend: One who is older than he seems... Set after Angel's Take Manhattan. Anyone who hasn't seen that episode or isn't caught up with Doctor Who DO NOT READ. I REPEAT, DO NOT READ. Now, I would like for you all to tell me how I do with this crossover(This is my 1st one). If you could that would be amazing! Enjoy!

A collection of one shots that some how involve the British Isles (England, Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland) that will be randomly updated. I don't own Hetalia.

Katie Sully & her husband are Grandma Walton's parents. 96 year old Michaela wants to take the journey to see Grandma, John, Olivia, & the children before she dies. Colleen, Matthew & Brian are worried about her health and keep a close eye on their trip.

America was just protecting them, he needed to protect them. He had to keep them safe... And if no one knew of their existence, they could - and would - be out of harms' way. But what happens when Rave, a powerful enemy, breaks America to the point of asking Canada for help? What will happen when the states he kept well hidden for nearly 200yrs suddenly meet the rest of the world?

Q placed humanity on trial for 'many and grievous' counts of savagery. Deciding that the 'Farpoint test' wouldn't be enough, another powerful being creates a test of his own fro the crew of the Enterprise.

When one of Arthur's spells go wrong, it turns Francis, Ivan and himself into children meaning the rest of the nations are left to take care of them! Even more chaos insures when Ivan and Francis start fighting over Arthur. Follow the three troublemakers as they grow into teens, trash walmart and annoy the others. Who knew it was this hard?

This is my collection of old and new stories, half I can't stand they're so bad and half I like. They're all abandoned and I won't be working any longer on them. Free to Good Home. Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Crossovers.

The Hetalia cast are testing a new machine Japan made that allows the players enter the game it's self. Read about their adventures in the game of Minecraft. I do not own Hetalia or Minecraft. If I did I'd be rich

Germany can't sleep and meets a surprizing and familiar face in his kitchen.

My take on Oswin Oswald. I wrote this pretty much right after Asylum of the daleks, when I thought Moffat was being, well, Moffat. Killing off a perfectly good character.

The Bad Touch Trio find them selves in none other the Sin City! Las Vegas! Hung Over, in a hotel, and a lost Germany! Yes they somehow over the night lost Germany. Now they have to find Prussia's younger brother before they can go back home. Review please! the more review's the more chapter's! I do not own Hetalia or The Hang Over!

It is 1874 in Canada, the said nation decided to drop by to visit his father, John A Macdonald, well really Sir John A Macdonald. With upcoming elections due to the Pacific Scandal, he won't be elected again. A good buy is in order don't you agree? Historical references, Warning Canada and John A Macdonald cursing about Americans and Brits.

Things which are potentially in peril today: Clara. An old friend. The Universe's greatest house of learning. But The Doctor can manage all that. Yeah. Okay, so it might be a bit difficult, but... But he can totally manage, no doubt about it. Well, I say 'no doubt'. Little bit of doubt, maybe. Smidge of doubt. Don't worry, it'll be fine... he's nearly sure it'll be fine.

The world runs completely on the electronics and all life depends on the monopoly of The Company. The Joneses are two teen tech proteges who spend their time running a small-town tech repair shop. However, the boys secretly hack The Company and uncover dirty secrets, leading a cyber revolution via forums. Company truths also bring upon family truths and bonds will be tested.

Checking out a deserted planet turns into something completely different when they found themselves inside of a building with a computer that greets them. "Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. May the testing begin."

A series of oneshots having to do with America and his states with their laws. -Hetalia-

A bunch of random Hetalia headcanons dreamed up by me and my good friend Maia. I do take requests, so if you have your own headcanons and you want to get them out there, review or PM and I'll put them in somewhere. Credit will be given, I don't like to steal stuff . Rating may change.

Captain Janeway and her Voyager crew are traveling through the Delta Quadrant when a strange man with a blue box, and bowtie, pays a visit; and brings one of his most mysterious enemies along with him...

After a freak storm, a mysterious mist envelops Middleton. Kim, Ron, and other residents are trapped in the local Smarty Mart, waiting for help to arrive. But as tensions rise, the real monsters reveal themselves.

When Alfred is awakened from his cozy relaxation chamber only to find it ruined, two fugitive reactor cores needing help, and a serious super-computer problem, how will he react? Like a hero, of course! Based heavily off of Portal 2. - SPOILER ALERT -

Oh god the crack XD Shewhoisawesome made me do it! Rated T for horrible, bloody cartoon violence (coming soon!)

Things are usual in the Enrichment Center, until the Doctor shows up.

Now renamed: Blissful Hopes Wheatley is somehow trapped in the world of Minecraft! How will the moronic core survive! Read and find out! T for swearing and violence. R&R

Recently Promoted to captain, Naomi Wildman is getting command of her own ship. Along with Icheb and Miral Paris she sets out on Starfleets newest mission. Some references to STO.

Burdened with the feeling of being unwanted, even to her own mother. Talisha Spalko, throughout her time during the Crystal Skull mission, -lead by her mother- , will soon come to the understanding that life is not all that it seems.

The Doctor arrived on Pandora only a few minutes before Jake did, and he agrees: tails are cool.

The countries play Minecraft. Swearing.

The last Princess of Russia, Anastasia, was lost to Ivan so many years ago, it was only until now that he revisited those empty, vacant halls to relive the blissful dream that haunted his mind for centuries to come.

A tribute to APH, Anastasia, and Jansutti91. I own nothing.

When the Hirogen's took over the ship, they put Seven and Chakotay in a simulation together, then a transporter malfunction sent Seven to the year 2002. When she gets back, it's been 2 days on Voyager, but eight years for her. And Amy. Co-written with scifiromance. [HIATUS - BEING RE-WRITTEN]

What if 7 hadn't been left on voyager by The collectives desire to use voyager … What if she had been left there because she ... THIS STORY IS NOW FINNISHED, AT LAST

A response to the first chapter of "Q, Who," by thespecialneedsgroup, with absolutely no continuity with the rest of that story. Q invites 3 Doctors, 2 Starfleet captains, and a bartender to watch the battle between the Daleks and the Borg. Crackfic.

the walls between universes once again allow the TARDIS to unwillingly shoot through them, however, this time the TARDIS breaks down in an underground testing facility known only as "Aperture Laboratories"

Running. It's something both the Doctor and the Flock have in common, but when things finally catch up with the Flock, only the Doctor can help Iggy save not only the Flock but also the world. Crossover Maximum Ride/Doctor Who/Torchwood

"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail 'round the world and stick a flag in," by Eddie Izzard . England, in the throes of a Nation's midlife crisis, has reverted to his glory days. This spells trouble for everyone else.

After watching a movie with America, Prussia has an awesome idea for something he can do with his little brother. Unfortunately, Germany isn't willing to go along. So Prussia gets creative. NOT YAOI. NO PAIRING.

A little Gerita drabble set during the German reunification ceremony in 1990

Marshall has unleashed spiders onto Aaa. Way to go Vampire King. Not just spiders- mutant spiders! Now it's up to Fionna, Cake & the delinquent vampire to stop them! Can they do it or will they get caught in a web of trouble, humor, and romance? FxM R&R!

The Doctor's been damaged, oh my! Fortunately for him, a certain holoprogrammer owes him his life. Unfortunately for Janeway, that programmer has come to repay the favor. Obscure pairing alert. Gift for Discord in the Garden.

An unassimilated Annika Hansen joins the crew of Voyager in their hunt for the Maquis ship.

"Welcome to the Aperture Science Human Enhancement and DNA Exchange testing unit". This is an alternate Portal 2. This time, it's Chell AND her fun-loving pack of genetically altered mutants who have escape on their mind.

England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!

When Michael Sullivan asks Janeway to marry him, she creates a holographic version of herself to be his wife. Katie O'Claire, however, has other ideas.

June 2011 short story challenge. *AR* The idea is to combine certain photos in a logical way. Screen cap 1 - Michaela, disguised as a man, glancing downward with concerned expression. Screen cap 2 - Jake and Loren in women's dresses, wigs, and bonnets.

Seven of Nine hits her funny bone and Tuvok smiles.

Aimon Cordel Alvarez was not a normal man. Mia knew this for certain. The guy barely looked twenty- even younger than her, and yet there he was. Strolling around the royal palace like it was the most normal thing in the world. Now a Two-shot.

A story told through ficlets about Clary Goodwin, starting from her childhood and including her husband Tom. Nothing I've written contradicts anything in Terrier or Bloodhound, but there's not too much info on her so I've taken a bit of creative license.

There's only one person Naomi wants to invite to speak to her class...

Captain Janeway is about to get a surprise she wasn't expecting...especially in the Delta Qaudrant.

On a distant horizon, the balloon goes up... My link between Avatar and my idea of what Avatar 2 might be.

An unexpected visitor and an innocuous comment from her first officer has Kathryn Janeway pondering a much neglected subject...

When America's president introduces him to a girl by the name of Maximum Ride, he had no idea of the fight he was getting himself into. Itex is a large company after all! And what is England hiding? How did Max and her group know him and Sealand!

After 'The Voyager Conspiracy', a certain crewmember is left wondering what the heck Seven was going on about...

Russia's coat was big enough for more than one person. Rus/Can.

Vulcans have been studying the Na'vi. As per the Prime Directive, they have been unaware. Now that Vulcan has been destroyed, the Enterprise has been asked to retrieve all the monitoring stations so that the Na'vi don't discover them.

One night, Kathryn decides to cut her hair. Crew!love, Janeway/Chakotay

Naomi is a very clever girl and a very good Captain's assistant!

When Alfred comes to the Central Park Zoo for a PR stunt, it's up to the penguins to make sure he's safe. But the Red Squirrel has other plans for anarchic overthrow, and they involve taking out the number-one threat: America himself. Crack. Complete.

What happens when Iggy bombs a World Meeting? How will the nations react to the Flock? How will the Flock react to the nations! Country names used except for Arthur! and this story takes place before Max, for Maximum Ride.

Amelia's pregnacy from start to finish. My first fanfic so please be nice!

What would happen if Shego and Seven of Nine ever met? Read and find out. ;

France decides to show the Allies firsthand how delicious French cuisine is, so he takes them to dine on the finest food in the country. For TheWonderBunny's Disney Mania Challenge. One-shot. Unoriginal title is unoriginal...but I hate making titles!

Beware, I tell you a tale of a fierce woman, a terror to all creatures...Captain Amelia before coffee! #7 of the Big Ten Disney Oneshot Challenge. K for some mild british "sailor tongue."

This came about when a friend of mine wanted to name her new computer and was torn between GLaDOS and TARDIS. So it's GLaDOS vs. TARDIS. GLaDOS' speech should be in courier, but ffdotnet is mean and won't let me change the font. So. Yeah. Enjoy the crack!

The nations are randomly growing bigger and fatter! Can England find out why—before the conference hall collapses? male weight gain, PURE CRACK

Wanted; one highly skilled surgeon to stand night duty at a growing frontier clinic and hospital. Applicant must be capable, tolerant, and open minded. Please direct all inquiries to Dr. M. Quinn, Colorado Springs, Colorado.

A transporter accident makes 3 people go missing and T'Pol's jealous of a much younger woman. An ENTxVOY cross. First chapter of my Places Series.-currently on HIATUS; not sure when I will be continuing

Prompted by Star Trek. A night of watching can turn into a night of passion. And anger if Philippines wants to focus on the show. America/England. Spoilers for upcoming ST: Legacy's Mark.

When Drakken is reported out of town, Kim & Ron follow his trail, and meet two very creative stepbrothers along the way.

Artemis is on his greatest adventure yet. This time, he must deal with his greatest challenge yet: the year 2293. Star Trek Artemis Fowl Crossover. Post Opal, Pre Colony. CANCELED. READ PROFILE FOR MORE

After losing Ron to a new enemy, Kim discovers shocking information about her life.Will this new information change her life, and will Kim and Ron find themselves at opposite sides of the law?

The wedding of Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable both as children and again as adults. Enjoy!

Has Jessica finally snapped and murdered someone? Can she clear her name before she writes her own murder