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Looking for a forum to chill? Looking for a forum that promotes good fics?

Babe, if you're reading this, you've reached the right spot.

The Gold Star

Curious about me? Yeah?

I'm a concritter. Yep. And I'm proud. Don't like it?

As they say in the primitive scripture known as chatspeak... sux 2 b u!!

And for the gender confused... I'm a chick. :)

Anyone who receives concrit from me will be judged by the standards of the gold star. Earning a gold star is simple enough.

Those who qualify for the gold star are those authors that...

1. Have higher English comprehension skills than that of a two-year old.

2. Have excellent grammar and spelling.

3. Have believable story plots and characters.

Those who don't qualify for the gold star are those authors that...

1. Comprehend English equivalent to that of a two-year old.

2. Can barely spell English words correctly, let alone their own pennames.

3. Excerise canon rape and O/C orgies.

4. OMG CH@ SPEAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!

5. Whoring for reviews.

6. Write non-fanfiction stories. Honestly, it's not that hard. Fiction Press! Get it?

7. UNNECESSARY FORMATTING!! PLEASE TAKE THE FUCKING MOUSE OFF OF THE BOLD, ITALIC, AND UNDERLINE BUTTONS!!

8. Have heart attacks, strokes, and epileptic fits over receiving concrit.

9. Have no respect for the Terms of Service.

What's a gold star? Click here.

I'm honest in my reviews. If I like it, I tell you. If I don't, I tell you. If you screwed up some things, I tell you. If you did some things right, I tell you. And that's how it is: one-hundred percent truth, no bullshit. And it's part of a healthy balanced diet. ;)

Need to vent out your fury about receiving my concrit? By all means, click here.

On the other hand, if you were actually appreciative to receive my concrit, drop a line here.

Got it memorized? Yeah? Thanks for visiting!

--Nova