HELLO.

Welcome to my profile.

I am a human who breathes air sometimes,

and who, when firmly prodded or prompted to do so,

blinks and talks,

and who occasionally writes stories.

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Sometimes I even go so far as to write stories for other people to read.

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And if I'm feeling especially adventurous, I might go so far as to write stories for other people to read

and post them here, so that people may actually read them, should they choose to.

Also, I will flatter myself and mention that you may notice similarities between this profile and

that of another account on this site.

That is because this is my second account, created for stories that don't quite . . . fit the flavour of my first.

. . . Meaning that this is, in simplest terms, the bin where I toss my more unusual ideas. :D

Also, ten is divisible by two, and sometimes by three if you're working with cooked pinto beans.

Because if you have ten squishy pinto beans and mash them up with a fork,

then divide the squished-up mess into three even blobs, you have divided ten into three parts.

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And that, my friend, is all you need to know about me.

(Takes a bow.)

Okay, how's this: I enjoy writing Hetalia fanfictions,

with a focus on the 50 States of America, the former Soviet Union,

and the Nordics.

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I don't often write England because I am oh so subtly biased, but when I do . . .

oh, when I do . . . I write him in his full gentlemanly drunken delinquent splendour. Long live the queen.

I don't often write France, either, because I am less-subtly biased in the opposite direction,

but when I do, [CENSORED].

Hm . . . now that I think about it, France has a tendency to be one of the few sane characters in my stories.

Of course, the definition of "sanity" is up for debate.

Also, I have a human OC, and one human OC only. This gentleman's name is Seth,

and he is fabled to make unannounced and seemingly irrelevant appearances in my writing.

He has been known to manifest himself as a bartender, pro wrestler,

flight attendant, convenience store clerk, or (d), all of the above.

If you encounter Seth while reading one of my stories, Do Not Be Afraid.

This is a normal occurrence and will be dealt with accordingly, allowing you

to continue in your reading experience.

Thank you for your time.

--AP out.