Thantos13
 Author has written 2 stories for Warriors, and Minecraft. Hey every one it's thantos_13! I am a noob at ff but I will improve, I promise! If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Rainstorm007, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, Mosspath, Rainstorm, Emberheart0, Shiningspirit, AwynSparrowflight & Queen Of The Pens, Spottedwind19, Spottedfire0, Foxbracken, Bluepool, Featherleap, Featherwish of Windclan, Shastamaefirepool, Rainheart Warrior, Thantos_13 (Sharpfang of shadowclan) Warriors Have Taught us These Things Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. Cats can have accents. Old people are funny. Right, Goosefeather? No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*. There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.(Okay technically this should be about 300 years because, I mean, read my logic: if the average lifespan of a cat is about 20 years, then that means that the Clans have only existed to see 3 generations of cats) Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. Its possible to complain about anything. All barn cats are weird. Happy endings are completely unrealistic. No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more crazy... Jayfeather... Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best. The general public doesn't know anything. Anything. *looks at Firestar* Yourself included. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. People named after plants tend to be red herrings. People named after animals are the real deal. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are. Don't mess with beavers. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic. Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon... Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing! Lying is the most evil thing ever. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end. And, if you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Littleflower54276408, Splashpaw, Song of Falling Feathers, Keeralie Starflight, Everlasting Meow, ScipioPB, Rainheart Warrior, Thantos_13 Twilightpelt Color: You are a solid black tom CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! Look out firestar! MWAHAHAHAHA! This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this! Six truths in life: 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I am a proud member of Neonclan. I. Am. Crowkit!!!! |
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